Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

Seriously, fuck off. No one cares about your music.

Celestine*

Thanks friendo.

It's not my music, I didn't make it?
The mood, the tone and the lyrics suit the new Night Lords perfectly
No need to get your neckbeard all worked up that I said something a little mean about metal.

celestine is content with lesbianism and might also be a masochist (as she has located herself beside the grey knights instead)

greyfax has surrounded herself with the boys in blue

Space aelf super friends are a go.

Pretty terrible senpai. Flay you alive yeah whatever. 1st its a girl signing, not an emo male like the night haunter. 2nd its pretty bad.

I been at work all day. Do we have fresh memes?

Is Miracles the AdMech theme song?

>First it's a girl singing
The Night Lords have been accompanied by female humans constantly. Also your sexism is very unbecoming

>I don't like it
Look at FAQ point 3

>Complaining how people judge music badly cause of their personal taste
>"Muuuh metal is lame"

Is there a list of all the inspirations that went into Daemons?

Also, are Plaguebearers modeled on Japense Oni?

Much like Oni, Plaguebearers were once mortals that were corrupted by malign power from what I've read.

Oh but thank you for taking the time to listen :)

>fresh memes?
I made this one today. It's not very original or good tho

Sounds like you are the one who is complaining, friendo.

How did someone who uses the word neckbeard end up here? Oh, you're 1 and heard it on a reddit feminist sub. Fuck off.

>you will see 40k Guilliman crusade his way to Terra and repeat what the Beast did to High Lords of Terra

Girlyman is actually back? Somebody want to sum it up for me?

>night lords player with shit taste
huh.... funny isnt it?

Stupid question but why did the thousand sons change their colour scheme after the heresy?

Also would it be a complete fluff fauxpas if I painted my thousand sons minis in red and gold?

Why do you continue to feed it?

Does /40kg/ need a damn pastebin with shitposts?

Haven't found an admech theme song yet, I will be sure to let you all know about it when I do.

>30k Magnus is ML5 that can pick from standard disciplines, harnesses on 3+ and needs 3 6s to peril, always rerolling 1s
>2+/4++
>-1 to all enemy to-hit rolls, literally invincible with invisibility as he turns 6s into 5s
>can add 2 to spell cost to double it's range and give it +2d6 more S, becoming D over 10, so at average Smite does 4 D AP2 hits at 36" with 3WC
>always gets LoS and fully ignores cover with his powers
>495pts

Would you play against him, anons?

I'm just calling you on this. Metal is maybe not are your taste or adapted to the NL, but saying it's "Lame" is stupid.

warhammer-community.com/2017/02/03/gathering-storm-iii-rise-of-the-primarch-first-look/
warhammer-community.com/2017/02/03/march-for-macragge/

It is actually perfect, isn't it? An imperfect scrap of a Legion, with an imperfect song. It perfectly fits. Thanks for the review.

Belisarius and co escaped Cadia with the help of Eldar, they arrived to Macragge and with Cawl's and eldar's help healed Guilliman, then Cypher shows up and tells him it would be really cool to go see the Emperor to Terra, as they are leaving Abbadon and demons show up and now is a race towards Terra while daemons try to stop them

>markerlights remove invisibility
>shoot with twinlinked bs5 8 D missiles
gg ez, nerd.

Okay fair point, thank you for that constructive reply, I will errata out for next post.

Sauce? I'm not seeing that when I go to GW's site.
Also, what's that framed sketch?

youtube.com/watch?v=wy-sVTaZRPk

Zero Zero One Zero One...

heres the real night lords theme song, you faggot.
youtube.com/watch?v=6wqA7FXgBl0

>I had many orks go from Gorkamorka to my 40k army
They aren't canon tho...
They only exist in your autistic mind.

Actual response I got last thread.
Is this actually 40kgs opinion?

strawpoll.me/12263691

I tried to be fair so sorry if it isn't.

>fucking Machine Spirits, how do they work?

Markerlights can't hit him either. Needs a 7+, because invis and his-1 rule.

go to the NZ site

>a framed and signed commemorative art print by Jes Goodwin limited to a mere 50 individually-numbered copies

Gee Lord Primarch! Why does Games Workshop let you have TWO miniatures?

markerlights always hit on BS

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He looks cool.

That is all that matters.

Oh and the dead guy on his base means maybe new CSM finally. Maybe.

Sounds more Emp Childreny. Please read current Night Lords fluff before weighing in.

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>a framed and signed commemorative art print by Jes Goodwin limited to a mere 50 individually-numbered copies
I miiiiiight need to buy this despite not wanting to play eldar. Maybe I'll give them to my GF as a gift and keep the print

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Yeah, a jes print is a pretty tempting carrot. His sketches are the shit.

no, this is the EC theme song.
youtube.com/watch?v=1G60lvstgXY

>bought the eldar sketchbook as soon as it dropped after months of pestering my lgs owner
its so good
id play eldar if they looked more like they do in the book. the morrowind vibes from it are intense and i love it

>mfw I had an image for this

>that bolter pilot light
I guess he wants to ignite the bolter shells?

I miss the old punk rock/hair metal eldar Jes did in the RT days. I'd play those dudes

delet this

>long drawn out farts interrupted by beepboops and some sleepy singer
No thanks

the best girl really does know who the best boys are

it counts as a las cannon, according to WD

Great, now I want a real fic on it.

OK, you're snapshooting, so BS1, then he imposes +1 to that so 7+. Even if you manage to hit on a 6, you have to shoot 18 markerlights at him just to get your BS back to 3, then another 6 per missile you want to launch. And he shoots 24" Assault 2d6 S:D novas without needing line of sight and with Ignore Cover.

Jes and John made 40k(s image), I might need this aswell.

>Dubstep suits many chaotic factions as it is fairly chaotic

lol embarrassing!

You have shitty fucking taste in Music. Like holy shit the singer in your shitty band has a voice that makes me want to strangle a cat and stab my sister.

Have a better set of songs, which better represent music with an Operatic Tenor who can actually stay on fucking tune. Which is supported by a trio of other operatic tenors who supplement Hansi's singing with polyphony.

> Ashes of Eternity
youtube.com/watch?v=ZNW6T24v51Q&list=PLQ8KWVBEBNLi5PKvCQB2UI_uPIWDB0M8-&index=4

> Blood Tears
youtube.com/watch?v=Q0JBV_n60R8

> Welcome to Dying
youtube.com/watch?v=yQkOSz-QrIw

Where the hell did he get the Emperor's sword and what has persuaded him to use it, it seems exactly like the kind of thing he would have refused out of principle when he appears in various heresy books.

A ... real fic?

>Dark Eldar Skwisgaar
>28mm MLP conversion Toki
>Space Wolf Murderfang Murderface
>Guilliman Emperor conversion Nathan

SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF TALLER THAN A TREE
TOKI WARTOOTH NOT A BUMBLEBEE
WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE
PICKLES THE DRUMMER DOODILY DOO DINGDONG DOODILY DOODILY DEE

NATHAN EXPLOSION!!!

>no screaming face kneepads
GAY

See the point in my FAQ about how if it's not to your personal taste, it doesn't make it any less perfect.

markerlights hit invis on a their normal BS. it would only take like 14 markerlights to smoke him with 8 twin-linked ignores cover BS4 D missiles, assuming you are running heavy retribution cadre, since you would be.

>techmarines combine HB + HF for their primarch
>"the fuck is this pleb ass shit, make it better"
>flames so strong they turn bolts into lascannon shots

markerlights were a mistake

Oh wow they pulled the trigger. So this is obviously what Marines get out of the event. The last trio was Sisters, Admech, and Inquisition. What do you suppose Guard will be?

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Unlike a certain monochromatic brown and red chicken scratch hack that everyone loves to fellate.

You missed all of my FaQ points. Take your structured music to your Imperial Marches, k thanks.

I just realized.
With Gorillaman back on his feet, the Word Bearers are FUCKED.

>he thinks guard is getting anything

considering there's an entire year of releases planned out, they may well

>Guard
The Guard will be happy with their new armies of the imperium allies and will politely fuck off.

Real fiction? They are complete opposites. Fiction is defined by not being real.

>Still know good books about Scions or kasrkin operating.

Creed with his arms crossed standing on a cliff surrounded by 4 angry guardsmen ready to charge. Counts as W5 regens 4 wounds per turn.

Pask on a blinged out Leman Russ, same cost as regular, stats of Baneblade.

Yarrick wearing Ghazghkull's suit.

Yeah wrong choice of word. I should have say a complete fiction.

You're losing, m8

>tfw Gorillaman kills Abaddon
>This pleases Erebus and fulfills the WB plan of removing Black Legion
>Daemon Prince of Chaos Undivided Lorgar comes out of his meditation to lead Chaos against The Imperium and Guilliman
>8th ed box set is Ultramarines versus Word Bearers
>Roboute, have you lost your temper?
Let it be so.

Nice Halo Reach fanfic

i know its like he thinks dubstep doesnt all sound the fucking same or something.

I'm ok with this

> Issuing an FAQ for your own music post
> Bullet points
user, I'm sorry to say this. But all of the signs point to you having low functioning autism.

Fair enough, that makes more sense. I hope you get your fic user!

The warhams community has changed a lot. Fair enough, you guys can enjoy your prescribed characters and defined races. I'll stick to my old ways of fun and your guys. Nothing wrong with either but I can't deny I think mine is more creative, more inspirational and frankly more fun.

I'm thinking of getting into the hobby.

I don't want to be tha/tg/uy, so which army should I pick where people will fall over themselves wanting to play me and have fun?

Don't really care about competitive viability.

I want to model all my Crisis Suits with shields because they look cool, but not use shield generators.

What do I do?

>Not even listening to the song
>Being a butt hurt metal fan
Shake that neckbeard hard, get that rage out.

It's the yanks that ruined it. They can't actually think for themselves. They need to be told what they like.

Play Dark Eldar, you'll be playing on hardmode.