Move to Philippines

hapa gfs for all

>Dutdut

idk why this is killing me

You can literally stay for 3 years with just a tourist visa.

>Trading taxed as income
>Crypto not VAT exempt
>Can't use coinbase/gdax to cash out (highest premium there lately)
>Absolute shit internet
>Get shot for "drug use" when ppl find out about your gains
That's why

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Best place to live in Philippines?

It can't be that difficult. There are plenty of burgers enjoying their retirement in that shithole.
Nigger I grew up in a post-socialist country, no fucks left to give. I'd rather live in an asian third world country than a cucked western Europe as I do now.

>6% capital gains tax
Fuck you nigger taxation is theft

Palawan

>>Trading taxed as income
it's not like they can find out whether my cash comes from capital gains or trading shitcoins
>>Crypto not VAT exempt
what does this mean? why would you have to pay VAT on capital gains? crypto is getting classified as a security there

Depends what you want
>comfy "chilly" mountainous region with nice pine forests
Benguet, or any mountain provinces
>tropical white beaches with crystal blue water
Palawan, Cebu, Ilocos, Panay, Bohol
>Metropolitian life
Makati or Taguig(BGC)

Where do you live?

>IRL Fallout minus radiation
Sulu, Basilan

right now in Denmark, finishing my college this summer

danskefaen, liker du Longanisa, polsesluker

>/pol/tards will do mental gymnastics to find a way to hate everytime

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If they actually do end up classifying it as a security then no problem. You pay VAT on the transaction if it is not classed as a security, at least this is the case in Thailand.

If you trade shitcoins on binance then they wont but if you go back and forth to fiat then they can

Because I can get women without being a novelty

I lived in Manila for 4 months and it was fucking shit.

The girls are ugly af as well btw. Nothing like what you see on the internet. Fast food restaurants at every street corner, people living under bridges.

The islands are nice though.

Can you buy anabolic steroids there OTC like in Thailand?

I have a good source where I'm at and don't want to lose it.

that's a man baby

are you me OP?

I ain't Danish, but the sentence has to do with sausages, that much I deciphered
>news.bitcoin.com/philippines-move-in-direction-to-legalize-bitcoin-as-a-security/
comfy
well, at least it's cheap to travel to japan from there
I doubt it, Duterte would probably assrape you with AR-15

Philippines is comfy, but youve gotta stay on your toes. Dont keep too much cash on hand, and don't let anyone know what you might actually have. If you look younger, say you're a student. Never let anyone know your networth, even if shes your "gf".

When I vacation to the Philippines, I have higher standard of living than I do in the US for about the same cost if not slightly cheaper. For comparison, I make six figures in Silicon Valley. It's expat easy mode because English is wide spread and they're a subservient culture.

However, even as a Filipino man, I still would not live there full time. Also, non-escort White women are harder to find. They're there, just have to know where to look.

yeah, that makes sense, how is it with gun ownership for foreigners?

No shit, that's what happends when your country is extremely centralized to the point where all sorts of poorfags end up squatting in the place that gets over 50% of all the investments. That means spidermonkey pok-poks get there too

>escort White women
does such even exist there?

It's a bad idea? You shouldn't ever be in a position where this is necessary.

Yeah enjoy the terror attacks and targeting of white people

better to pack and not need it than otherwise, I'm asking about the legal side of it

>Philippines

Good luck not being put on a paedo watchlist if you're over 30
Either that or being robbed while out shopping with your qt asian sidekick

it's aight, I'm 21

Might be best for you to stay home.

I caught herpes from a Philippino whore. Hate the place.

sure thing, moralfag
I don't bang whores

There's a lot of other things you should be worried about, it just seems like your priorities are weird.

Fair enough, if you are serious about it there a loophole in the system with the 30? I think day visa where you pay to cross the border into a neighboring county to pretty much reset the days

Don't buy land or a home, you will be scammed out of it

Because even if you are rich, everyone will see you as a pathetic white boi failure who moved there to fuck 12 year old asian girls.

Move to your European homelands and consolidate against the Jew faggot.

why didnt you use protection senpai

condoms don't prevent herpes

yeah, rent all the way
hey Varg
my European homeland is a shithole beyond redemption, even without the shitskins
I'll pass

You worry too much about other peoples opinion

>fucking 4/10 whores
had it coming...

this is why anyone who is fucking hookers is a fucking retard

What country are you from originally?
If you want gun rights then look into Panama or Belize, I think at least one of them you can own a gun easily

Legal gun ownership is not a prerequisite, I was only curious. I'm from Bratislava originally.

Your wife can own guns and you can legally use it to go to shooting range or something, but you can't have it under your name. Gun laws are actually quite strict there. Should probably stay like that until all the pushers, commies and abus are dead

Yeah, makes sense. Good enough to have a gun for home defense.

I see, I'm actually thinking about eastern europe because of cheap COL, fast internet and low taxes. In the future Panama or Belize for easy permanent residency and hot latinas

But I guess you dont recommend Slovakia at least

I dislike spic countries personally.
Bratislava is more western than the rest of the county. Relatively modern city by post-socialist standards.
Nah, but Bratislava is probably the second best slavshit place out there, right after Prague.

>do drugs on the beach
>get shot

As a wealthy foreigner you'd be comfy though. It's a safe country at least. The nature and mountains are cool too, if you like that kind of stuff.

How tf is nature related to politics? Fucking retards all over this place I swear.

You'd actually live like a millionaire

>t. stormfag

t. literally braindead

Nah, go to the OG country that bends over backwards for expat investors, Hong Kong:

Pros:
>zero capital gains tax, foreigners get special property tax deductions
>police and military look the other way when it comes to expats (they don't give a shit if you use drugs or guns as long as you aren't a nuisance)
>government usually goes out of their way to favor foreigners over their citizens in many disputes
>women are not as attractive as japs and sorks but much hotter than faillippino girls
>great food, only Asian country that makes a decent British style tea
>great if you like the urban lifestyle, best metropolis behind NYC and London
>most people speak English

Cons:
>China... yes their government is separate but they're always a looming threat
>The average native's quality of life isn't very good (if you give a shit about that)
>women are very materialistic (but not as bad as some other Asian nations)
>they have protected nature areas but there isn't a lot of good beach land
>owning and using guns legally is a pain in the ass

>Belize
>latinas

user, I...

>>women are not as attractive as japs and sorks but much hotter than faillippino girls
but they don't have digs

tror han antyder att du gillar att sluka korv :)

HK is on my watchlist definitely, but I'd have to 30x my current memefolio to retire there. The living wage is an order of magnitude higher than in Philippines I imagine. Might as well go to Japan.

>Breathing in garbage tier air
>Everything is expensive as fuck

No thanks. Also fuck China in general

Hong Kong
>cheaper to be driven everywhere in a limo than to buy a basic bitch car

Luzon
The further north the better

You forgot the pro of it being beneficial never learning their language too.

I'd prefer whores on beaches to gasmask dog cooking city life

The average wage is $22,000 USD a year, Philippines is $12,000 and Japan is $45,000. HK is the comfy middle.

Just curious is there a simple way to cash out of crypto in US dollars but using the regulations of some other country? Could a person just transfer to a friend's wallet who is Filipino?

Replace Phil with Vietnam, or Thai. Believe me I know.
Beside in Philippines you either get shot or get AIDS

Southeast Asia is probably last place where i should move for living. I was in Cambodia, Vietnam and Lao for 2months 2 years ago and i got robbed twice.

>Replace Phil with Thai
Same shit, just slightly less poor but still foreigners getting murdered

Yeah sure

There's rich people in every country, and they all want white women. Even in a third-world shithole, a white escort is going to make 6 or 7 figures.

Yeah, I'd need probably half a mil to safely retire in HK. I'll probably get there in

>Vietnam has banned crypto.
So much for embracing capitalism.

also got quite hight personal income tax, especially considering PH passed a tax reform recently

fucking commies, what else to say

Well not Belize but Panama

Nice, I'll look into it more

I can find better places for 800 a month and low taxes

Still a wagecuck. If i become a cryptonair ill become international.

Give us an example

>live a M4 under your pillow
No thanks

/comfy/

because you'll get murdered for your money or for some fake "drug bust" on the orders of their batshit insane president.

No sane person would want to live there until the country sorts their shit out.

Viet here, nothing is banned, what the fuck are you talking about? I can even cash out easily anytime without paying taxes, not like you burgers with your pitiful daily tax threads.

there are plenty of burgers living there comfortably

By choice, sure - its comfy
By necessity where you're guaranteed to use it twice a year and the other guys are packing same shit and there are more of them - not really.
Use your head

>cointelegraph.com/news/vietnamese-central-bank-bans-cryptocurrencies
good luck nigger

these are actual apartments in hong kong called coffin cubicles. shit is comfy as fuck.
nationalgeographic.com/photography/proof/2017/07/hong-kong-living-trapped-lam-photos/
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