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Dude the books were nowhere near as bad as the movies, it's like the directors wanted to shock kids. Blackavar, the doe that died on the way, the crazy depiction of the poisoned warren, the mad bloody fight between bigwig and woundwort. And then they made the plague dogs even WORSE. Those guys hated kids.

I kind of want to run an all rabbit game now, a la watership down. Shame no one would play.

That's what Bunnies & Burrows was inspired by.

Lunch, +1d4 HP

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Incredible

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)

Pretty stronk rabbit

Is this a meme?

Wtf is this on about. Explain

Yes, stat mes are dumb make-work, so someone long ago began statting everything as owlbears to save effort and call attention to the fact that OP was never going to use the stats anyway, it's always just an excuse to talk about something that's not really Veeky Forums.

Speaking of which, that's a cap from the film version of Richard Adam's classic novel, Watership Down, a tale of the struggles of a group of rabbits to find a new home after their old one is destroyed.
It's awesome, but don't show it to very small children, it will terrify them. (Although I saw it at about 6 and still loved it, parts of it did scare the crap out of me)