One day, you and your party decided to depart from Guangshi Province to Xian-zhou Province...

One day, you and your party decided to depart from Guangshi Province to Xian-zhou Province, where there is a temple you know of. It was a rainy afternoon when you set out, and when you came to the bridge leading into Xian-zhou you found the path blocked by a strange figure. You were certain a dark spirit appeared before you. What did you do, Veeky Forums?

Seeing that this is based in ancient China, I laugh at the dark spirit and engage in honorable one on one fight against it. I will defeat the being and then laugh loudly while stroking my beard.

I shoot with my Portuguese gun like the barbarian fuck I am.

The first hero, full of bluster, chose to challenge the spirit. The hero charged it, landing one stroke and proudly touching his beard. But the spirit seemed unphased, and cut from the hero his beard.

Then the second hero, a visitor from a far away land, came up, and used his strange powder wand against the spirit. The wand had no effect, and the spirit grinned in silence.

Kindly ask if it would like some tea.

Request that he pass on the dark art of drawing cute girls to me.

Can I reload my magical wand?

>Xian-zhou Province
u wot m8?

The third hero came to the spirit, and offered it some tea. The spirit said to him "How can you make tea? The rain is too heavy to make a fire and what leaves you have must be soaked!"

The fourth hero came to the spirit, and asked of it the art of drawing fair maids. The spirit told him "I know not of this art, but ask of the priests at the temple and they may help."

Pay it some blessed coins.
See if it dies.