What coins are they holding?

They are Satoshi Nakamoto.

You'd think they'd pump bogcoin for the hell of it.

They just bought buttcoin for really cheap and they were already wealthy before they bought. Not hard to think they're both richer than Bill Gates.

Confirmed by COSS team on slack last week.

Who are these guys? Can I get a quick rundown?

I'M RIPPLE PRICK! I TURNED MYSELF INTO A RIPPLE.

[spoiler] I have some ripple [/spoiler]

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Who are these guys? Could someone rapidly bring us in a downward fashion in a manner resembling but not limited to being a rapid pedestrial motion?

Two weirdo rich kids that bought bitcoin when they were worth less than a nigger's bank account. They're meme-worthy because of all the retarded plastic surgery they got.

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