> I got Strep Throat and feel like a piece of dogshit. Thanks to this shit, I won't be able to work for days, and I fucking need the money!
>Nurgle is not a Nice Guy, he's fucking evil! Jolly doesn't mean good, don't forget it! He doesn't love his followers, he loves the festering rot inside them!
> Be sure to get vaccinated, wash your hands, and don't eat after anyone, otherwise you're just playing into that fucking fatass fuck's greasy hands! Stay healthy everybody, and remember, healthcare is there for a reason!
>not toughing it out, going to work, and spreading nurgle's bounty with all your friends.
Good job not getting Nice Guy Nurgle's routine ass.
Christopher King
So, would some one who never gets sick be blessed or cursed by Nurgle?
I never, and I mean NEVER, get anything - I can count on both hands all the times I've ever been sick since I was like 4 or 5. I've had strep throat once, I don't really even remember what it was like.
And it's not like I'm a clean person either, or that I stay inside all day away from sick people.
My sister gets sick all the fucking time, though, and both my parents get sick normally, so it's not my family's genetics.
Do I thank Isha?
Jose Cox
You realise the negative feelings go away if you pledge yourself to nurgle, that fucked up throat is gonna feel great if you embrace it
Wyatt Johnson
I fucking would, but I cook food and shit for a living, I don't want to go to work and start a fucking epidemic. I know how it works, and I'm not gonna spread that fat shit's bullshit to anyone else.
You are blessed by some kind of something, if you're going to thank anyone, thank the Emperor, not some Xeno Idol. I fucking wish I was you right now.
Fuck you, I'm not joining your fucking cult, you sick fucks aren't just diseased, you're sick in the head and I won't be a part of that!
Ryder Rogers
>I won't be able to work for days, and I fucking need the money! Not Veeky Forums related but companies really need to stop this. My company pays full sick leave with an insane upper limit and approaches you to see if you need time off, there's zero abuse and no one brings flu into the office.
Andrew Young
>You are blessed by some kind of something, if you're going to thank anyone, thank the Emperor, not some Xeno Idol. I fucking wish I was you right now.
If I could share I would, I hate seeing people suffer. Praise the Emperor!
Eli Rodriguez
Have you ever thought that this is Nurgle's way of awakening you to your insignificant career and inconsequential existence? Cease these futile delusions and aspirations, and take sick leave. Permanently. Accept your place in the immeasurable scale of the universe. Accept His love.
Nurgle's disfavour is shewn not in the lack of obvious illness. Health and unhealth are two faces of a coin, with acceptance being its edge. Rather, it is the gnawing horror of sickness and death that damns the unenlightened. Nothing is truly farther from the Pox-Father's love than the hypochondriac; a fear-withered soul cowering in corruptible flesh, grasping for Longevity in an impermanent universe.
Really that's how you interpret the words All is not well though as Iyanden is under attack by Nurgle and eventually Nurgle is killed?
Christian Parker
Fuck, it's probably just a Greater Deamon of Nurgle
Wyatt Lopez
You mean you interpret the TERRIBLE english there? I remember when the Tau killed Slaanesh, too! This seems to be the new big meme.
Matthew Reed
I've had that, it sucks. Honey lemon tea is your friend OP, but not too hot.
Ryder Price
Yeah, it'd be nice, that's for sure.
Many thanks, noble user. May the Emperor smile down on you and your bloodline.
FUCK NURGLE, FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR FAGGOT-ASS NIHILIST CULT!
The Emperor wills it!
Fuck, I wish!
Many thanks, user.
Jose Brown
Yeah, thank you for not serving food sick, that's why nurgle paid me a visit yesterday. I am going to fuck that cultist up for not washing his hands and make him eat all of those scrambled eggs as soon as I'm better.
Owen Russell
I don't get people like that. I don't normally wash my hands, like, ever, but if some one's coming over or going to EAT MY FOOD, I always take special care to make sure everything's good and clean.
Like wtf that's just basic human decency, I don't think I could forgive myself if I fucked up and got somebody sick.
Leo Harris
Friendly reminder Grandpapa Nurgle loves you, for he is the god of family and life, and acceptance.
Daniel Torres
>tfw have massive hemorrhoids >tfw they bleed at the slightest pressure >tfw sometimes blood clots come out >tfw sometimes puss comes out too >tfw hemorrhoids keep my anal passage open after i poop causing it to leak an odorless liquid in my underwear
th-thanks papa nurgle
Justin Long
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Austin Reyes
Same user
I rarely get sick, when I do it lasts no more than about 24 hrs
I got H1N1 when it first spread out and it lasted a week, longest I've ever been sick.
Everybody else was sick for two weeks
Charles Wright
Brother!
Michael Wright
So, you say you have been corrupted by Chaos and are spreading daemonic power? Wait a moment till I get there OP.
Michael Diaz
You're assuming that you are more important than the diseases using your system. Papa Nurgle is the god of life, bacteria and viruses just happen to be the most prolific form of life.
Brandon Hernandez
Eldar are said to virtually never contract illness. Praise Isha.
Cameron Clark
Khaine and Isha are probably my favorite from the Eldar pantheon. I have the blessings of one already... how do I gain Khaine's favor? Do I gotta shank a bitch?
On the other hand, he's pretty insane... do I really want to attract mini-Khorne's gaze?
Ryan Taylor
>do I really want to attract mini-Khorne's gaze? Probably not, that'll get you put in jail. On the other hand, you'll get a high score before you're put away.
Nolan Sullivan
Who are you quoting?
Jayden Diaz
What the fuck is strep throat? I hear americans talk about this all the time and they always seem to have it.
(inb4 google, for some reason I can't google things atm, site is unreachable)
Jace Thompson
Go easy on him, he's been infected with plague and it has probably greatly affected his senses.
Grayson King
I wish the government would step in and enforce "if you're sick with a contagious illness you can't work but you still get paid" legislation.
Spreading illness is fucking criminal.
>some wagie spreading a virus to potentially thousands because the billion dollar profit company he works for can't afford to give him a couple hundred dollars to stay at home for 3 days
Save us Trump
Tyler Sullivan
Bacterial infection of the throat.
Lincoln Morgan
>I wish the government would step in and enforce "if you're sick with a contagious illness you can't work but you still get paid" legislation.
This won't happen until some mutant superflu takes out 2 or 3 billion people first. THEN the ptb will be all like "gee maybe we should do something about this."
Nathan Johnson
>all these bitchs complain about nurgle >tfw im just sittin here not carin and enjoying papas love
