BTC Is Actually Crashing

>Really really need BTC not to rocket last week
>It does +$7,000 from 12k to 19k within less than 24hrs immediately after I trade into alts for absolutely no conceivable reason on a Thursday

>This week: Really, really need BTC to rocket this week to increase my alt stack, bet that something similar to last week might happen with CME
>Bitcoin crashes through the fucking floor and alts rocket immediately after I switch back into BTC to ride things out

T-thanks.

We are getting killed over here

Same here. I don't know, man. I don't even care anymore ; _ ;

You morans thought it would really go to 20k!?! That broken piece of shit with incompetent devs!?!

>-3%
>crashing
>not zooming out

Tbf i still don't understand how is it valued at 18k
No virtual meme in the world should be priced that high

Most alts on Binance are solid green from what I can see? People are going to pump them even higher now that they know BTC isn't going anywhere today.

Y-yes, I mean every time I bet against BTC this past month it has fucked me time and time again. The first time I decide to give in and cheer for it, it takes fat ogre shit right on my face.

even satoshi himself jumped ship like 8 years ago lmao fucking idiohts

try we just lost 1k in 1hr u fucking nigger

Look at all the normies in this thread, holy shit.