Tell normie friends about crypto 6 months ago

>tell normie friends about crypto 6 months ago
>"haha gl with you monopoly money user"
>BTC hits 15k
>"how much have you made user? I should've listened!"
>they get in, want advice
>i shill them shitcoins im holding ATH
>DUMP
>"wtf user!?! Im losing monies!"
>blame "unpredictable" market
What lvl am I?

with friends like you who needs friends

You're doing gods work user

Very good, they deserve it.
Keep burning those normies.

I've been doing this for weeks now, it's too much fun.

>you either die Pajeet or live long enough to shill your bags

U made it. Grats. U are a real hustler and baller now

nice, just dumped 100k

Same here user

"Im putting my money into crypto this summer, you guys should look into it"
"Ah yeah might put $100 into bitcoin might be worth something some day hahaha"
>5 months later
"fucking hell user btc hit 16k how much do you have, fuck wish i bought a bitcoin or 2 when we talked about it"
>today
"have you invested in ltc?, people say it should be 1/4 value of btc, so should come up soon"

Level: Jew

>friends
yea naw

>mfw i actually had people stop talking to me because i told them to buy btc when it was $800

If they hadnt mocked you for having faith in it id call you a dick
But ya, bandwagon onto “monopoly money” means they absolutely deserve to get raped for investing in something when they have no idea how it works

>What lvl am I?
between a kike and a nigger

i had a friend like this, he told me i was an idiot and im going to lose all my money. i ripped him apart telling him exactly why he was a retard talking about something he has no idea about and we're not friends anymore. Good fucking riddance, i hope he stays poor.

>tfw cant tell my friends about crypto just in case they lose a ton of money on it and blame me

why do normies seem to think its fine to ask how much crypto you have but would never ask about dollars because it's rude?

same. I've been telling people it's too risky to buy since 8000 and now they're butthurt

>btc at 4k

>ask weed man if he takes btc or monero, because literally all my money is in crypto

>nah, its probably gonna crash soon, id sell if i were you

>mfw he starts asking again

ITT: Things that didn't happen and will never happen

>Girlfriend's friend asks me how I make money via "bitcoins(?)"
>Me: "Uhm, I buy it through a crypto exchange"
>Her: "Can you teach me? I want to try it out"
>I help her put in $200 (all she wanted to invest)
>Few days passes
>My girlfriend talks about drama bullshit while she scrolls through her different social media sites
>I notice that her friend has change her social media BIO to "Bitcoin investor"

I.. I'm sorry..
Honestly, I have planned on breaking up with my girlfriend for weeks now and wanted to get easy access to her friend for a one night stand. Don't blame me.

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