Has never read a whitepaper in his entire life

>has never read a whitepaper in his entire life

>texts you at 10am every day when you're trying to sleep to ask you which shitcoin he should buy that day

bitcoin whitepaper is 9 pages long

>watch Ada whiteboard
>start reading Ada white paper
>got bored
>science shit seems like a good shill
>go 70% in
>????
>profit

Lol
>made 5x gain and freaks out at the slightest dip

>leaves all his coins on the exchange for convenience

>catches the ATH
>while the virgin coiner is waiting for his transaction to confirm

>catches ATH
>3x
Fucking chad

>buys coin solely based on whether he likes the icon and name
>rides every moon mission

2 years in and i never read a whizepaper except going over to see if it looks good visually
If it does i go all in and get my x5 gains later that week.
Also i still dont know what block chain is kek

This is a very good strategy.

Whats a white paper?

dont even know what a whitepaper is nigger i just fuck stacy on my yacht and buy on impulse

who cares what these shitcoins do? Apart from a few projects where seems to be a consensus about their future utility this market is just speculation.

>going to be 2018
>people still don't understand the blockchain
>literally just a digital ledger
i just cant even

This has worked for me so far.

Ruined my strategy today by actually reading about WABI and buying it afterwards.

My hair is different but I share the whitepaper thing in common. x7 portfolio since September.

>cannot read literature more complex than "Hatchet"
>can decipher crypto graphs with native ability

Indeed. In the end we sell shitcoins for btc/eth and those lastly for fiat.

>the only pump group he is aware of is a training class at the gym

>Hatchet
oh lord I forgot about that piece of garbage

Basically its a blueprint to wtf a coin does and wtf the coin plans to do eventually

the real question is how does he keep that wedge of cheese up there

>buys high
>sells low
>perfectly shorted again

speculation about speculation about future utility. what will most people think has future utility? bitconnect, invest now.

I bought 230+ Litecoin at $30 each cause I liked how it was shiny like silver

No regrets.

>successfully pumps and dumps both crypto and women

>coins wait to moon until he pumps

>tekken
The virgin comboer vs the chad buttonsmash

>the virgin diversification
>THE CHAD ALL-IN

>the virgin hodl
>THE CHAD FLIP

Why. It isn't about the project it is about making money. Fuck off if you don't like it. But those that are in it for the principal are destined to lose in the end.

Fuck you, 13 year old me liked it

hownew.ru

why does the white paper matter if it's all about the execution?

>tfw you'll never get the magic feeling you felt reading a really good book as a kid ever again

it was a good book faggot

kek

I have an 11 year beef running with the author because he dropped out of the Iditarod in 2006.

this

This actually proves that this market is so retarded that the best way to make money is to think like a retarded person. That's why "intelligent autists" who take hours and hours to research the best coins in terms of use, technology, marketing etc, don't make money.
This is really a normie market and you need to think like a normie to make it.

if you aren't buying coin based off their icons you're a dumb fuck. just look at the catastrophe that is LINK

>coin has a good back-end, userbase, and potential
>shitty icon
it crashes harder than bane's plane

>intelligent
>thinks people buy into coins for use and technology
lad

this represents most of ADA's holders

get a real job ya bums

>the virgin employee vs the Chad CEO

>the virgin wagecuck
>the chad accidental millionaire

> the virgin bubble
> the Chad new paradigm

Anymore Veeky Forums Chads?

I’ve unironically been doing this with my 1 Bitcoin.

Kids books were so much better than adult literature

>make money

What kind of money are you trying to make? Fiat?