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Brayden Richardson
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Jack Hall
yes, it's shitty jojo crops edition
Brandon Wright
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John Evans
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Julian Nelson
I feel like this one pic has potential for better filenames, help me out
Colton Baker
this is hypnotising
Easton Cooper
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Jason Kelly
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Cooper Clark
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Evan Smith
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Nathan Gutierrez
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Jayden Lopez
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Joshua Bell
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Logan Bell
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Camden Morales
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Christian Perry
i ran out of jojokes
Levi Howard
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Christian Taylor
Why are birds so fucking dumb.
Tyler Morgan
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Bentley Myers
Many birds are intelligent, but seagulls are about as smart as a doorknob
Xavier Clark
This is what lends them the name 'beach chickens'
Nathan Foster
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Oliver Nelson
Animals are as intelligent as they need to be, and that need basically only comes from needing to keep track of a large number of individuals at the same time. Solitary carrion feeders and apex predators don't need to be intelligent, so they aren't. Herd animals need to stick together to survive, so they're cleverer. Same deal for pack hunters. The larger the social group, the more intelligent the animal needs to be to keep track of all of its members. For reference, wolves typically travel in packs of 15, and Dunbar's number (contentious though it is) normally gets quoted as being 150.
Gulls are stupid. Corvids are surprisingly intelligent. The phrase "clever as a seven year old" gets thrown around. #notallbirds
Jaxson Price
What the fuck was the point of adding that little girl to the story?
Colton Price
His editor ordered him to do it
Because having a kid in the story was in-vogue for shounen at the time
Jose White
just a random encounter
Bentley Wright
>video
Crows are cool
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Gabriel Ortiz
>herd animals
>clever
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Brandon Myers
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Nolan Bailey
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Noah Fisher
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Adam Rogers
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Lincoln Mitchell
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Leo Reed
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Jack Myers
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Nicholas Morales
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Easton Hernandez
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Carson Sanchez
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Landon Thomas
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Carson Nguyen
Cephalopods just visited. They disagree.
Christopher Hernandez
Can't come up with a good filename for this one.
Ryder Adams
>Solitary carrion feeders
Like ravens? Or raccoons? Coyotes, hyenas?
>and apex predators
Like orcas?
>Herd animals need to stick together to survive, so they're cleverer.
Oh yeah cows are so smart.
Caleb Cooper
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Luis Brown
sauce ?
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Brody Kelly
I-Is there more of this?
Nathan Diaz
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James Moore
No. There is nothing more, and this gif isn't even i crop. This is literally all there is.
Thomas Collins
that's all the guy made
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Juan Hill
Ok, fair point, how an animal feeds and how social it is aren't as strictly related as I was thinking. It's still the general case that size of social group and intelligence are strongly correlated, but only when members of that group have to keep track of other specific members. Individual ants don't need to be intelligent, even though they influence each other in a large group.
Hey man, cephalopods don't fit ANY general cases. That's just how they do.
Also, I had to look up your pic to confirm that it wasn't real. Art installation. Quite a relief.
Leo Lewis
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William Price
fuck, my heart.
Ethan Reed
That was the dumbest shit.
Justin Martin
i don't get it...
Henry Sullivan
This better not be a bad end.
Ryder Reed
Brandon Hughes
Whoops!
meant for
Evan Lopez
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Dominic Smith
Left is too much of a fruit loop for me.
Luke Walker
You know, there's a fun game to be had in working out which ones of these are real jobs, and which ones are made up by the homeless since begging in London was a criminal offense at the time.
Invisible Net Maker is an obvious one, but Beef Twister? That's a tricky one.
You can also quite easily spot the ones the survey takers filled in themselves in a fit of annoyed pique at their attempted interviewee.
Josiah King
yes, but what's it got to do with a DC80 escape artist check?
Connor Perry
Knocker-Up is a real one. They kept workers at factories and mills awake
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Jacob Nelson
Yeah, I know, that's pretty well known actually. There was also a job called Knocker uppers Knocker Upper.
That was the guy who had to wake up the Knocker Upper in the morning.
I say guy, it was usually a very old woman.
Disinfector of Railways might be legit, it depends on if "Disinfect" meant what it does now or not. It might simply be a guy who clears leaves, rocks and dead children off the railway lines.
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Brandon Cooper
>Not even god would willingly touch a peugeot.
Jaxson Rivera
Quoth the Epic level book for D&D3 :
Escape Artist
The character can pass through spaces smaller than his or her head, or even through a wall of force.
DC Task
80 Extremely tight space
Extremely Tight Space
This is the DC for getting through a space when one’s head shouldn’t even be able to fit; this can be as small as 2 inches square for Medium-size creatures. Halve this limit for each size category less than Medium-size; double it for each size category greater than Medium-size. If the space is long, such as in a chimney, multiple checks may be called for.
Veeky Forums decided long ago that the only use for such a skill would consist into crawling into one's anus and has been running the joke in the ground for the last 16 years.
Nicholas Reed
>E-11 Blaster
Joshua Edwards
everyone was a fruit loop at the time
Benjamin Rivera
That doesn't unfruit loop it.
Lincoln Jenkins
fruit loops are better than cheerios
Mason Young
Looking through these, here are my thoughts
>Colourist of artificial fish
Possibly a painter who works primarily with paintings of fish
>Knight of the Thimble
Possibly a seamstress, with a needle being your blade
>Disinfector of Railways
Probably what you stated
>Examiner of underclothing
Probably checks clothing quality in clothing factory, probably a peeper
>Invisible net maker
More than likely fake
>Electric Bath attendant
Electric baths are old-fashioned tanning beds, so it's a real job
>Properitor of Midgets
Probably fake
>52 years an imbecile
Might be someone who was in an asylum for said years
>Knocker-up of workpeople
Previously stated, a real job
>Maker of sand views
Kinda far-fetched, but could be those glass frames with the sand and liquid inside. I own one, so that's why I assume so.
>Gymnast to house painter
The guy who paints the hard to reach places of a house?
>Turnip shepherd
Either fake or the person who "shepherds" turnips from the farm to the store
>Emasculator
Foreskin cutter
>Sampler of drugs
Pretty straightforward
>Fatuous pauper
Fake job
>Drowner
Probably drowned small animals for the butcher. Probably a serial killer.
>Count as female
Being a female was practically its own job
>Fish-bender
Fish vendor? I don't know
>Goldfish-catcher
The guy who catches goldfish
>Cow-banger
Kills cows
>Running about
Fake
>Grape-dryer
Dries grapes to make raisins
>Beef-twister
Twists beef to soften it up, like how you twist taffy to soften it up
>Random waller
Builds walls. A lot of people build walls. He's a random waller.
Hunter Rogers
Of course before she kills you and decorates her space ship with you.
Christopher Jones
I kid you not I ran a game and a player wanted to take lore(potato), it was oddly useful. Granted some times I forced it to be because he rolled stupid high: but he solved a murder, figured out how to make vodka, invented potato chips, and refined starch.
Hunter Cooper
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Charles Price
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