My mom doesn't respect my gainz...

Very underrated trait these days.

My parents are just happy that I'm doing something somewhat productive instead of only watching anime all day now.

MVP

RIP link marine

This pepe makes me sad.

Buy some chainlink again, its no guarantee but you have a shot at becoming as rich as they think you are

>I have a white board in my office where I update the date and the price of Bitcoin to piss everyone else off even more.

We’re reaching autism levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

>Little do they know I went all in on Chain Link

In the arms of the Angel
Fly away from here
From this dark cold hotel room
And the endlessness that you fear
You are pulled from the wreckage
Of your silent reverie
You're in the arms of the Angel

user I will remember you.

Sarah M.

>passive aggressive I-told-you-so’s
Yup, that’s OP

my life. KMS

haha

>mom dad a virtual cat game clogged ether today and your investment is down 15% but don't worry once money skeleton releases sharding and plasma we will be driving lambos on the moon

>make $40
>buy designer clothes

Holy shit, LOL.

Perfect.

In July I was leaving my job and spreading the btc news I lost 1/3 but have made my money back. I’m at about a %50 gain but everyone I left thinks I’m wealthy. I’m actually unemployed collecting welfare

$40k in a six months for a new trader ain't bad fampie. I'm probably gonna make $500k this year at this pace.

bro this is me, I was trying to flip scamcoins like litecoin gold and ethereum dark and got rekt. but everyone thinks im rich XD

Even when im doing this I still dont feel like im being productive. I literally feel like an autistic gambler

Is 40k a good income in some states?

>tfw i haven't watched my shows all week

gotta watch blend s before bed i'm sorry mafuyu-chan

good boy user, i'm in the same position with my friends
> final year uni of 5 year degree, no job yet
> they're all on work experience from 3 year degrees
> haha you jobless idiot we're making money
> i've made more money than all of them combined in 5 months
> feels really good man

All this shit is just so cringey lol.

Are you me? Except me with OMG.

Balls deep in OMG when it was .40. Sold when it bled to $9. Traded shitcoins and went from 22 btc down to about 4. Cashed out a couple when BTC was 9.5k. Wish I waited 2 weeks to double my cash out.

Everyone at work talks to me about bitcoin and makes jokes because I was shilling it when it was 2k.

OMG mooned to 15 yesterday. I want to kill myself.

big if true

Retarded gambler, I dont even pity you 22 btc to 4 lmaoooo

...

>be me 2 months ago
>didn't tell wife that I put a a huge chunk of our savings into BTC and some other alts
>she only noticed the money missing 5 days ago
>lividwoman.exe
>try to calm her down and explain that I'm investing into BTC
>totalrampage.rar
>show her my blockfolio account right after she packs an overnight suitcase
>received a blowjob later that night and currently getting head every morning for the past 5 days

My moms boss HATES crypto, but shes taking advice from me instead

ahahaha nice if true

Congrats on your whore. She's leaving you if this tanks.

>ahahaha nice if true

His wife sounds like a bitch

Nice larp

Good man.

Depends on what states but it’s definitely a livable income with some side money for some luxuries. If you live with someone with 40k as well, it’s a comfy life in modesty

he doesn't know she has a lawyer bf who is telling her how to get half of his crypto when she divorces.

...

This

Beta relationships are fucked up, how do you get in this position?

You're doing the right thing. But you should invest back in

>His wife sounds like a bitch
Ya i was thinking “thats a win?” Lmao

>he doesn't know she has a lawyer bf who is telling her how to get half of his crypto when she divorces.
Doesnt matter, had bj

if that was mine i would leave her for not trusting me

That was the joke user

The fact that she just gave you head kinda tells shes keeping her puss tight for chad

All the fucking time. But so far I've made 2 million in 11 months

>She divorces you and takes %75

Jump ship now

rule one about crypto is never talk aboht crypto

because when the crash comes they will look at you like a piece of shit

...

This is special lol

What a plot twist.

Haha this is my dad exactly... You only bought in for how much why didn't you tell me I would have gave you more. Idiot

>be me get into crypto about 2 months ago
>right at this time family start becoming cunts and I realise I no longer need their stress, tell them they are nothing but trailer trash

Can't fucking wait till mid next year when my portfolio is six digits and on its way to 7, that will be the only next time and last time i talk to them again, when I fucking send them all a screenshot of my portfolio and my wallet address saying you pick the wrong time to be dogs to me you selfish cunts. It funny because even tho I am a poor wage cuck all my working life I have had to deal with them having their hands out asking for me to lend them money which they never pay back, and I am the youngest of all my siblings. But when I get this crypto money I am sure they will try suck back up so they can get some but they will not be getting a cent of it and if they ask I am going to remind them of all the money they still owe me

>tfw told my dad about crypto the week after I started and he trusted me, has been in ever since

Be prepared for a major shitstorm when it tanks, Woman hate risks.

All over the place. People are jealousy animals. All over social media, all over any crypto article. They're literally fine with the crooked as system were in so long as they keep being retarded and procrastinating their first investmemt

>tell dad about crypto
>"user WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DOING THINGS?"
>dad rapes me
>go to mom
>"YOU RETARD YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART"
>cry a little
>go to my sister
>"I like don't like have like time like for like this like"
>dad comes in
>"WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE YOUR SISTER"
>dad rapes sister
>go to my room
>cry
>at least I have 1500 BTC
>too afraid to move out

I'd tell that bitch to go ahead and leave instead of showing her my gains. If she was going to over some shekels. Enjoy wasting all your gains on her.

>two bitcoin is worth more than the average Finns yearly salary

>I'd tell that bitch to go ahead and leave instead of showing her my gains

This

>you could have had the upper hand in the divorce AND kept a lot of the assets
>instead you revealed your power level

absolute madman!

This is the only reason bitcoin is worth so much at the moment. Thousands of retarded losers making a lifestyle out of it and thus creating a bubble. I wonder how many are going to kill themselves when it pops?

>I can feel the hate and loathing of my gainz!
I doubt it
She is a mom
She wants grandkids
And Crypto moons are not grandkids
Hell you even said it yourself
>with kids

>I made 40k this year on a fluke which led me to believe I was justified in buying a bunch of shit and looking down my nose at my siblings and mother
What a nigger.

Someone slaves away and waste their years for their life source, and you make more than them with a few clicks. Why wouldn't they be regretful and envious. The facts tell them that they took the wrong path in life, and no one likes to think that they've wasted their life.

Quiet on the contrary, I told mine and they follow me around all over the country for gibs

i'm getting the same shit with my dad. he didn't give a shit about me not working until he saw bitcoin on the news and asked me how much i had. now every day GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM AND GET A JOB. WHY ARE YOU INVESTING IN THINGS THAT YOU HAVE TO WATCH CONSTANTLY IN CASE YOU LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY. constantly checking the btc price when we're out LOOK LOOK user ITS CRASHING ITS CRASHING. can't wait to leave this hellhole and have them beg me on the phone with an ocean between us

fucking retard. Im guessing you did +300% since you started 2 months ago.
You would have given her back 50% of the principal, divorced the trustless cunt and kept the 250% for yourself. But youre a good goy arent you user. Stay poor fagot

Where's your father? My father's side would accept any relative even if she was a dirty prostitute banged by 12000 men. Anyway, last year I told my dad about cryptos and he accepted it and tried to invest. We both invested in eth, block, dash, xmr, and of course, btc. My father's side are one of the coolest people I've ever known and they don't give a shit on anyone who is trying to bring them down.

/blog

My father would tell me this whenever I am down about not putting more earlier: "Cryptos now are just babysteps and humanity is currently testing its limits."

Your dad sounds fucking hilarious.

he is actually but the sourgrapes is annoying as shit

>LOOK LOOK user ITS CRASHING ITS CRASHING

top fucking kek

>can't wait to leave this hellhole and have them beg me on the phone with an ocean between us

godspeed user, this is my plan too

Sounds like a good guy.

Me too user. I legit got obsessed with it since may. Talked about it to everyone, encouraged everybody to get in. Always gave detailed info when they asked, offered to help set them up with accounts. Everybody's an idiot. Now they all say, it's gunnu crash all the way down. They literally cannot wait for it to die because they took too long and still know nothing about it. It's unearving. I'm done telling people. I hate no coiners at this point. I can't wait till the economy shreds and crypto hits 100k.

>LOOK user IT'S CRASHING IT'S CRASHING

Does your dad post on Veeky Forums?

no he's an old man he has conversations on yahoo answers

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LOOK user IT'S CRASHING IT'S CRASHING SELL IT ALL NOW NOW NOW FUCKING SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Buy his fucking house with the gains

I like the whiteboard idea. I might do this

kek

I mean if you have a lot why don't you just cash out some so you're not fucked if bitcoin tanks?

I showed my grandparents my gains. I even printed it out with 200% zoom so their can see the number better. They didn't understand and asked them how much I invested.

>About $7k over the course of a year
>You spent that much money! How could you! I can't believe you wasted so much money something so stupid!

>making ~200 a day sitting in my room while shitposting
>mom used to make $50 a day slaving away as a cleaner
This world isn't fair