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Meanwhile on bizarro-Veeky Forums...

Wow, I invested in a cryptocurrency at a low price and now I can sell it at a high price. What fun.

I just cashed out

Can't hardly go more Bizzaro then Veeky Forums where people become millionaires with monopoly money on an anime shitposting website

>investing in a deflationary asset
Stay rich, faggot

How can 2d women even compete with 3d?

Today i made 100% profit by daytrading! Can't believe it's so easy making money!

Hi guys! I have a steady income from working my retail job and make a lot of fiscally responsible decisions to still be successful.

BUY LOW, SELL HIGH!

I JUST SODL'D ALL MY BUTTCOINS AT AN ATH HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN TO MY WIFE THAT WE HAVE TO PAY TAXES ON ALL THAT MONEY NOW FUUUUUUUCKKKK!!! ¡!!!!!

>Hello all, Just downloaded Coinbase and made my first buy.

Welcome, new friend.

IOTA devs seem so docile.
They'd get a nice advantage if they marketed themselves better.

We need downgrade the bitcoin block size to 0.5 mb. Transactions are getting too fast and fees are getting too low. Bitcoin ACH is Satoshi's vision.

Anybody know anything about LINK? It seems pretty promising but I never hear about it around here.

Yeah just follow @sir_gay on Twitter. He's there all the time giving constant progress reports to the loyal investors who trust and believe in him

>pothead dev team

thanks god i'm balls deep in ark

WE DID IT BOYS

DGB is #1 market cap.

when did you get in?
I got in at 2.5k sats

Hey straightfellows. Nice to unwind after our 9-5s together. Glad we are more racially diverse too.

Ripple confirmed front for Pajeet devs. Put everything into Ripple! PAJEETS KNOW HOW TO INTO A MOON MISSION

DUMP INTO RIPPLE

Link mooned months ago, it’s already 100x ICO, we all missed it I think. It really flew under the radar there.

You know the rules dick or gtfo

>nolinkers on suicide watch

Getting a headstart on taxes, I'm currently looking at the capital gains screen of TurboTax, how do I know if I'm reporting a short-term gain or a long-term one? Thx

Check out this ICO guys

All black female dev team.

HOLY SHIT MY MCAFEE COIN JUST ROSE 2% on the centralized jewish exchange center for wealth promotion !

The conference yesterday revealed to the world the incredible geniuses that run this once in a lifetime opportunity. Price has already mooned 10%. Once it breaks through the $1.50 resistance the panic will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to accumulate, with the whales buying just under ATH. Once it shoots through the $3 mark, unabated FEAR will ripe through all noArk's. With all those who sold early twitching at their arsehole continuously while refreshing bittrex. The $5 mark will be met, the largest moon mission in history will ensue. The wagecuckers with their engineering salaries loaded up in ARK will be stuck with the decision of whether to buy 3 Lambo's or 1 gold yacht.

I put $1000 in a hole in the ground in may and today it's worth $20000, wow!

When will nocashers learn?

>he didn't invest in Zimbabwe dollars
That 1k would be worth trillions by now

Yes those socialist African nations sure know how to create wealth!

You just know that when you see a straight white male on the team that they're there just as a diversity higher. Literally worthless otherwise.

When will whitey ever learn?

I just finished my post-secondary education, now I'm going to apply for a job in my field of study and work hard to get ahead. If all goes well I'll move out of my mom's and get an apartment and hopefully be marries in a few years.

I love centralized banking and all of the decades-old technology they use. It's definitely the best way to do things and I hope we continue paying debts to JP and friends far into the future!

There's literally nothing wrong with being Jewish

I bought bancor and I'm rich

Thanks god for those trustworthy jewish exchanges! Society has never been better.

I still have some of the Bancor threads screencapped

Thanks to /pol/ FUD I avoided the IOTA crash. Wew I love /pol/ they always help me make money!

Yes my melanin enriched friend. You will fit right in here. Post only caucasian females

Bancor is unstoppable

Hey fellas, I'm a Canadian plumber and my job is shit tier. Any crypto recommendations?

so my new trade job is going great
making tons of dough and putting in as much overtime as possible
living the dream guys

anyway thanks for the great advice Veeky Forums

I am a happy and successful man who definitely didn't JUST himself this week through greed.

I'm lucky to have been holding bitcoin during the rise this past year, and not some slew of shitty erc20 scamtokens that mostly moved sideways.

Should I cash out my USD for Euro?
Rumor has it Euro might moon to .0000054 BTC.

But I've also considered cashing out my $100,000 USD for .1 XMR.

Someone plz help a poor fag out

gonna spend some quality time with dad this week im glad he's still alive

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Guys, can we please talk about something besides index funds for once?

Wow wtf, req isn't going anywhere. You'd have to be retarded to buy in.

I invested in a solid coin with a working product and I'm making great profits!

Y-yeah. M-me too.

LINK just got to $50,000 boyos, we are literally going to andromeda

GBP MOOOOONIIINNGGG GET IN HERE LADS

Who else made +20,000% gains on grocery sector stocks this year?

I think SVU might reach $100,000 by May.

>Oh that's good, user! Where do will go with him? Anyway have fun, he must be proud of his son siya!

Sell high buy low

I just bought an industrial bond for 0.0015 below par. What a lovely day fellas!

Comfy'ido indeed