YOUR PARTY ENTERS THE TOWN
>The mayor is a Treant
>A Succubus and Satyr run the tavern.
>An earth elemental and fire elemental run the blacksmith.
>A Centaur takes care of the stables.
>Modrons patrol the streets lead by a shield Guardian
>All manner of magical creatures and races hurry about between the roads and shops
How does the party react?
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>a centaur takes care of the stables
If it's a male I refuse to leave my horse there.
Starts a research to find out how the town reproduction functions, as the diversity seems impossible to maintain.
Afraid of getting cucked?
KEK
But it's fine if it's a female?
Fucking pervert.
Yes
t. /mlp/
>Where do you keep your dead?
I evacuate the campaign as soon as possible and never look back.
Is the centaur a cute girl?
If not. Flood the town and rape the succubus.
>We feed them to the garbage disposal.
>Slime in a hole.
Where is the church?
Where are the dead?
>Is the centaur a cute girl?
>If not. Flood the town and rape the succubus.
It's not rape if she invited you
>...Where are the wounded and dying?
Struggling to get out of the hole.
Obviously.
Sounds comfy. I wanna live there.
Where is your church then?
> OBLIGATORY HFY DEUS VULT POST!
Burn
It
To
The
Ground
Recruitment drive.
Anyone, anything.
Probably gets people moving there from elsewhere to maintain the population.
>Dude having a chaotic evil succubus & satyr running the tavern is totally okay because they're not humans!
Immigration?
>old "Church" is round the back
>It's just a intellect devourer and a few books
New reformed church
>Drow priestess and a high elf monk
>Half-elf.
To the reformed church then.
If I was GMing, this would be a town where adventurers retire when they are tired of adventuring.
Question is: Do the players figure out the adventuring connection before or after they start a fight ?
You can still rape the willing
When did we get to Narnia?
Set up a banking clan and instigate racial tensions
spooky
Sounds like a border town.
Beware the guard, they are either the best or dead around this kind of place.
Proceed on to the town proper, since we're obviously in the infested slums.
My sorcerer goes to the tavern to get fucked by the succubus.
This
They leave
I like how this got changed from the Warden Commander's seal to just the generic seal for the Grey Wardens in general.
And by "like", I mean that I think it's super lame.