CYOA General Thread /cyoag/

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>tfw the scientist died to better understand the undead and now is trapped forever in the underworld

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Too bad there's no communications channel by the name of Discord via which he could post an occasional update regarding his progress.
And even more of a shame is that even if something like that existed, there wouldn't be a link to it in the pastebin.

Truly, these are sad, sad times in which we live (or unlive, or whatever method of existence you have).

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>wanting the skellyman to continue whining for all eternity

So does immortality have to be cast once or is it like a constant cost?

Cast once, wouldn't make sense otherwise (especially with the 10-mana classes and the upgraded version of the spell).

Why was my Sex Magic CYOA deleted? It does not contain nudity, genetails or nipples, everything is censured with pink hearts. Could you please give me and explanation?

It is cast once.

A mod probably decided it was too close. Some are more... "strict" about things they don't like.

There's a slime nip that's been uncensored from the beginning, I think. Also I think sexual fluids might also be censor-worthy.

I would still want the mod to tell me which pictures was "too much" so I could change the images.

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The only way to post that with no chance of deletion is text only no pics

Are you the mod who deleted it?

That's not a slime nipple, that's a drop of slime and there have been plenty of CYOAs with sexual fluids that have not been deleted.

Here's the thing. Some anons don't like you so they report you anyway.

Reporting CYOAs is usually rare even if someone forgot to censor.

Not a mod, but I'm-a try to list a few pictures that might need further censoring...
>Summoner+ (bare skin body on another, which might be a bit much)
>Summon Toy+ (that fluid reservoir _might_ be a bit too close to showing sexual fluids)
>Normality (hand in the panties, maybe a bit too sexual)
>Transform+ (the aforementioned slime nipple)
>Pleasure (white bit of fluid in the mouth could seem too suggestive)
>Porn Physics (it seems pretty clear what that fluid is)
>Parasitic Suit (left nipple seems to be exposed, although surrounded by tiny tentacles)
As said, not a mod, so all of the above is speculation.

>Are you the mod who deleted it?
As mentioned above, no.
>That's not a slime nipple, that's a drop of slime
Assuming we're talking about the same thing (picture of Transform+), the drop of slime is positioned and shaped in a way that it looks like a nipple, so...

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Familiars:
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>Vampire

I think it's time for you to realize that your CYOAs belong on /d/ and exclusively on /d/, they have little to nothing to do with Veeky Forums.

I still think you should make a /d/ exclusive super lewd uncensored version (if the pictures are in your fap folder, it shouldn't be hard to crop them again and paste onto the censored ones).

If that was available, no one would be saddened by the Veeky Forums version being super censored.

But perhaps I'm oversimplifying things and it'd actually be a lot more work than that. If so then nevermind.

>Muh Veeky Forums subject matter
I think it's time for you to realize that CYOAs don't exclusively deal with dungeons and dragons and never have. Any subject matter is appropriate for a Veeky Forums CYOA.

Post it uncensored on jii.moe or something then just link it.

Like I said earlier, someone is mad at and doesn't like him, so they report spam his stuff.

If a mod takes those reports and follows through on them it means that they're breaking the rules and he needs to relocate.

Why the heck did my post talking about big brother bringing down the hammer get mod deleted out?

Thank you for revealing yourself, senpai.

Though no, I've gotten banned in the past for pictures of a boy in a dress. And man nipples. Stuff that doesn't break any rules.

Overzealous janitor probably read it as complaining about moderation.

>lewd CYOAs get out of muh thread reeeeee

Don't forget pal, /d/ mods say the any and all CYOA are against the rules there half the months of the year.

Veeky Forums is the most natural place for it to be with the censorship levels he already had in place.

He's an anti-lewd fag who wants to banish all waifus, he's just being a shitter.

there is more than one skellyman, he speaks for us all

But why do you persist in lamenting things that haven't actually happened instead of communicating directly with the author in question?

is a skeleton not allowed to lament?

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The best race is an Elemental of viññāṇa-dhātu
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahābhūta#Fifth_and_sixth_elements).

This is an objective fact.

Recently the /d/ CYOA threads have managed to stay up until they died naturally, even as the mods clean up shitposting within the thread. So if they're suddenly cracking down on overt fetish CYOAs here after starting to allow it on /d/, it's possible that they expect people to move over now. Would be a lot easier if they could just downright say it.

It would really improve both d and tg threads if that's true, so I'm all for it.

It'd shit up Veeky Forums hard.

>Constant shitposters attacking any waifu CYOA or anything with lewd, even pdfs.
>Lewd CYOAs would turn into nothing but futa, no variety of themes like you have now.

It'd be terrible shit.

Also you're not seeing any lews deleted except Gol's, which makes it clear to me it's just an user report spamming him.

It sounds good to me. We already have constant shitposters regardless, so the shitposting would only go down as the waifu fags leave.

Meanwhile your fears about futa are very poorly thought out. It depends on who makes the cyoa, and if they don't like futa they aren't going to put it into the cyoa.

Also I don't see any lewds deleted, I'm just commenting on what that guy said and saying I approve.

I just hope it wouldn't cause a too big split in content. There's definitely CYOAs that would only fit on /d/ and CYOAs that would only fit on Veeky Forums, but there's a lot of borderline stuff that might be forced to fit with one side by cutting either the lore or the lewd.

I think the latter worry is mostly unwarranted, though.

>but there's a lot of borderline stuff that might be forced to fit with one side by cutting either the lore or the lewd
The only thing that would force borderline content into a specific board is if there's nudity in it, in which case it couldn't be successfully posted here.

I don't think a split in content would happen otherwise - there's a lot of threads where the content is split between two boards, a lot of them popped up after aco was made for example, and guess what happened in the end? That content just gets posted on both boards freely and everybody accepts it.

Clearly you're biased and not worth talking to senpai.

I've seen their original content. It is indeed just futa.

>Don't like futa
>on /d/

>51808192
Biased in what direction? I don't even know what you're trying to say.

Have you seen Magic Pill? That was /d/ original.

Pretty sure one of those pink colored become a girl CYOAs was made a few months back there too. Don't remember if there's any futa in it. But then Veeky Forums also produces futa shit all the time so it's not like it matters.

>i don't know anything about /d/

I do though. 90% of threads are for futa or futa + other thing.

You mean the one where you're highly likely to roll being futa?

Nice one example btw

10% is highly likely?

And Veeky Forums is 90% 40k by exactly the same logic and honesty. And yet nobody here gives a fuck.

/aco/ pls go and stay go, you idiots can't even distinguish futanari from traps.

m8 you can look at the respective archives and see how wrong you are.

Just realize that nobody here agrees with your 'let's banish all waifus and lewds to /d/ because one guy is bad at censoring/gets report spammed for his nemesis CYOA" position.

That's a pretty bad example, there is no distinction that someone who isn't severely autistic would care about.

That's not my position at all, though. I don't want anything to be banished, I want both threads to have as much overlap as possible.

It's the perfect example, since the distinction is night and day.
Next you'll tell me it's autistic to distinguish gay porn from lesbian porn.

Are you being retarded on purpose?

One is a hermaphrodite, a third gender, and a mutant freak.

One is a boy in a dress.

They're as different as a futa is from an actual girl.

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>you can look at the respective archives and see how wrong you are
you cant

w40k threads have names like "which primarch would you fug", while futa threads actually have futa in the name, making comparisons impossible via search

You're just proving me right here, you really are fucking autistic, and jump at any chance to prove it.

I said look, not search, you lazy git.

>I'm being retarded but other people are autists for pointing it out.
Whatever baiter.

i just looked at the first line of the catalog of each

tg had 3 40k threads on it while d had 1, unless you count the thread with trap in the name

you aren't making your case here

Out of curiosity, I went and counted. Right now there are 20 futa threads. Out for 150. Just a little bit off.

I called you autistic, not wrong, you stupid fuck.

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>Wrong senpai. You forgot to use the terms herm or to look at the threads that are mostly futa despite not having the word in the OP.

That term isn't even used on /d/, so good job showing you know nothing about it. And I didn't just use a search term, I went through the catalogue and checked for appropriate threads, including several threads that don't explicitly mention futa but that I can tell will mostly contain futa.

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>People don't use terms because I say.
Just go back to your futa board if you're so obsessed with them. Nobody wants to move over there that isn't already there.

Same with that /d/ star wars one.

senpai that's a terrible example. I played that one, you have a 50% chance of ending up a futa and most of the images are futa. You're proving people right.

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Gotta go with Kara, if only because I'm not sure I can actually help Eliza. If she won't let the professionals help, what am I supposed to do?

It was made on /d/ and that's the point. Just like the pill one was.

It says "classical elements" you moron. You can't just be an Elemental of Surprise.

Soon. I hope.

But surprise is one of the most classic advantages you can get in a fight!

>That's the point
Okay.

Other people's points is that lewd CYOAs being made only for /d/ would suck because they'd end up being futa. You agree with them halfway, you just don't care about the result. Those people do. See the issue now?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahābhūta#Fifth_and_sixth_elements
It is a classical element, though. Not one of the European four (or Asian five), but it's used as an element in some classical texts.

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>Other people's points is that lewd CYOAs being made only for /d/ would suck because they'd end up being futa.
That's a stupid point, since there's more non-futa content on /d/ than futa content. Memes aren't reality, user. Besides this, the people making CYOAs decide what gets made, so if someone doesn't want futa they just don't put it in there. It's that simple.

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Oh god you circled back around to this blatant lie and ignorance of /d/'s original CYOAs.

See

Nobody who hates futa is going to go hang out on /d/ with you.

>ALL that would be on /d/ is futa content!
>even though the board is less than 80% futa, probably less than 90% in fact
Nah, you're just a fucking moron who doesn't know what the word all means.

Can we just ignore the /d/ guys? You can never convince someone their board sucks even if their board is the worst on the site, so don't bother trying.