We write a Letter to Abaddon

TENDIES

ARMS

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CADIA

GIRLYMAN

REFUSES

OUR

PANTIES

DATE

SUCCULENT

CUTE

SLAANESHIAN

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JUMPS

SQUATS

SHARKS

TO

INFINITY

INDEED

AND

BEYOND

!

SUPER-WARP

I

NEED

EYJAFJALLAJÖKULL

TO

SHIT

LAVA

CAKES

FOR

SO

selffaw

LONG

XD!!!!!!

FAILURE

tittybong

Cadian Guardsmen to Abbadon the Despoiler!

O Warmaster, cursed demon and damned chaos' kith and kin, secretary to Khorne himself. What the devil kind of marine are thou, that canst not slay a krook with your naked arse? The Fly Lord shits, and your army eats. Thou shallt not, thou clone of a whore, make cultists of imperial sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sky we will battle with thee, fuck thy slaaneshi mother.

Thou warp-born scullion, Eldar wheelwright, brewer of Nurgle's garden, tyrannid-fucker of Cthonia, squig-herder of Greater and Lesser Nox, grot of Davin, Nurglite thief, catamite of Dheneb, hangman of Maeleum, and fool of all the Materium and Immaterium, an idiot before the God-Emperor, son of the Betrayer, and the crick in our dick. Demon's snout, hormogaunt's arse, death-world cur, treacherous brow, screw thine own heretic father!

So the Cadians declare, you lowlife heretic. You won't even be herding squigs for the Cadians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the Eye of Terror's in the sky, the year with the God-Emperor, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

Pumpernickel

Bepis

You're supposed to do it one word per post, ya numpty.

10/10 post.

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Shut up, cunt. This shit's way better than whatever the fuck was going on this thread before.