Absolute MADman edition. When was the last time you either did or saw something completely ridiculous? When was the last time you made a MAD character?
"The story behind Crack the Skyeis a very complex, spiritual one. It begins with a paraplegic boy who goes out of his body, through the method of astral traveling, into outer space. He goes too close to the sun, burning off the golden umbilical cord that is attached to his solar plexus. So, he is in outer space and he is lost. He gets sucked into a wormhole, where he ends up in the spirit realm and talks to spirits, telling them that he is not really dead. They send him to a Russian cult that uses him in a divination and find out his problem. The cult decides they will help him by putting his soul inside Rasputin’s body. Rasputin goes to usurp the Russian Czar and he is murdered. The two souls fly out of Rasputin’s body through the crack in the sky(e). Rasputin is the wise man who is trying to lead the child back home to his body because by now his parents have found him and think that he is dead. Rasputin needs to get the boy back into his body before it’s too late. But they end up running into the Devil along the way and the Devil tries to steal their souls and bring them down. The story ends as somewhat of a cliffhanger with the thirteen minute epic song entitled “The Last Baron.”"
So folks: a campaign based off of the premise of this album, wherein everyone is a cripple and they've used astral projection in order to send their spirits out into the world to learn, and end up sucked into wormholes into a "spirit realm" so to speak, whereupon they must figure out how to escape! It could be weird. And fun!
I've been listening to a ton of Mastodon lately
Noah Myers
Explain yourselves, why aren't you playing as a Grippli?
Lucas Murphy
They can't be sexy!
Elijah Lewis
They're also terrible!
Alexander Johnson
Still sounds like sticking your dick into a tornado. Besides I'm the DM.
Elijah Ramirez
Why would I want to play as some dumb frog?
Ryder Cooper
What kind of armor do you recommend for a switch-hitter?
Christian Reyes
I'd rather play the Soarfrog in the pastebin. It looks like it was made to be playable and enjoyable.
Andrew Brooks
Let's list out their classes and fighting styles.
I'll add him in.
>Rath Khulainn Bloodrage|Paladin, two-handed weapon, only skill of note is intimidate
>Seth, Scion of Thassilon, Faithful of Lissala Greed Thassilonian Specialist/Ravenlord Harbinger, mainly spell caster, bunch of knowledges
>Arme Lore Warden Fighter/Vigilante, two-handed weapon, bunch of knowledge skills
>Solomon Kreet III Knight Disciple Paladin/Destined Steelblooded Bloodrager, sword and board support, handles face skills only character with profession soldier
Because the "sword and pistol" swashbuckler build I keep wanting to run for a frog race is just fucked. Way too MAD, way too feat-thirsty, and it really doesn't use the race very well.
Liam Harris
Does character art user have any tanuki?
Landon Roberts
>mfw Uk'Regash remains forgotten
Carter Peterson
I am curious what you think of the changes to Solomon.
Honestly I was not satisfied with it. The character was originally going to be another, an anti-paladin rather than a paladin. I changed it because in WotR being the only NE applicant and being an anti-paladin who isn't a tyrant makes life difficult for his selection. Because his alignment, personality, and personal history were pretty tied together I had to rework it entirely. A lot of the stuff that carried over didn't fit the new character, so I have been pruning it as time goes. Honestly I am still unsure of it. Of all my characters I would say this one is the weakest. It is one of the reasons I have considered scrapping it entirely for a new one.
Brandon Turner
Don't take it personally user, its just that people were already invested in poring over the existing character when he was posted.
He'll probably get some attention when they realize that more apps were added to the lineup.
Ethan Torres
I hope that there's a last week wave of apps. I really hope one of the final day apps gets picked for the reactions.
Man, the DM didn't want this game to pick up any hype but a month and a half of waiting is really making people jump over it now that we're close to deadline.
Isaiah Rodriguez
If you don't want hype, then DEAR FUCKING GOD, DON'T RUN APPLICATIONS FOR A MONTH AND HOST AN IRC CHANNEL FOR A WHOLE COMMUNITY TO POP UP.
It's fairly inexcusable to complain about hype when you engineered it for hype.
Cooper Young
Please recommend me a 5th level module! I forgot to bring anything to game! Anything with a dungeon I can drop them in to explore, I'll do a cave-in start.
Mason Sullivan
Even if I wanted to play one, it would be turned down because "furry character".
Chase Hall
Who is your favourite Iconic and why is it Feiya?
Michael Brown
To be fair, he wasn't advertising his game very much compared to say, shattered star and that assassin game.
I guess people got into it because the competition was so fierce or at least the cast was pretty diverse.
Samuel Thompson
>IRC channel That seems like a particularly poor idea for someone who has to make selections.
Joseph Gonzalez
Any new /pfg/ games?
Kayden James
Yeah, I kinda got delayed in doing Uk'Regash's app both due to IRL and the fucking mythweavers sheet loss-two level 20 gestalts, one of 'em mythic needed rebuilding.
William Fisher
>DHB game never I wanted revolution
Andrew Robinson
Excuse me?
Juan Reed
It's easier to ask the GM for her opinions directly than to try and wait through the roll20.
William Lewis
>her I love this meme.
Henry Hernandez
I admit, I havve always wanted to play a Grippli Daring Champion.
Nicholas Collins
Is it a tranny?
Nathaniel Hill
Does anyone have a copy of Psionics Augmented: Mind and Soul?
Jace Sanchez
How do you protect a tiefling's tail?
Adam Taylor
Is Kineticists of Porphyra IV still in testing/layout, or did that come out already?
Jace Wood
Is there a collection of the Pathfinder Journals?
Oliver Cooper
I dunno, Feiya is pretty top tier but there are a lot othe qts in there that people gravitate towards. Personally I like Adowyn, but Jirelle, Lirianne and Nyctessa are also pretty good.
Rivani would by my fav 2 fuk but her bio is so fucking obnoxious that it ruins he otherwise 10/10 vudran aesthetic.
Andrew Morris
Take Pass For Human so you don't have one!
Matthew Jenkins
Um ExCUSE ME the best iconic is /obviously/ Erasmus.
Eli Ramirez
Because I can't be a Battletoad.
Mason Kelly
Does it need protection? Most tails are sensitive or important enough to balance that their owners are very aware of them.
Jayden Reyes
I like the little gnome.
Logan Howard
>not wanting to bully a tiefling by constantly playing with her tail, caressing it and stroking it and licking it. You protect it by bullying it so much other people don't have time to bully it.
Samuel White
The granny seems pretty based though...
Gabriel Adams
Anyone played Cairne of Shadows? Is it any good?
Nicholas Young
Lini would be 10/10 but that green lipstick isnt just doing it for me.
Her vienna sausage figure makes me want to commit a crime though.
Jordan Butler
carefully
Brody Stewart
She's got a STAND! HEr STAND IS HER DEAD HUSBAND! That's PRETTY NEAT.
>Her vienna sausage figure makes me want to commit a crime though. Eh?
Kayden Turner
Because I'm not in any games where a Grippli makes sense.
Kevin Brown
Actually it's probably Amiri.
David Hill
What spells help with disguiding oneself as objects?
Bentley Scott
The Creepy Doll ART for Halflings?
Jeremiah Perez
Mithral full plate, preferably using the piecemeal rules. Means a medium armor Prof wearer can use it and that's Rangers best. The switch hitter of choice
Nathan Richardson
Let's be honest with each other, lads.
What's the single worst app you've ever seen for a /pfg/ campaign? Let's rev up the bully engines for this one.
Julian Wright
doug
Brayden Nelson
Yours.
Hudson Wright
It's hard to pick between DHB's rape fetish app, DHB's pregnancy fetish app, and DHB's fat fetish app.
Caleb Kelly
Don't be mean user.
Eli Sanders
Arachna for RoTJR. They actually ended up getting into the game, which was really baffling to me, because I thought the app was so bizarre and off the wall that it had to be a joke.
Brayden Cruz
How would you go about creating the creepiest, spookiest Halfing with the creepy doll trait?
Juan Smith
Doug was great, don't you slander him.
Luis James
lorelei, dierdre, elia, takaonna and ifia are all tied for me.
Joshua Cooper
What's that?
Bentley Bell
Who are the rest of those guys? Can you link them?
Hudson Cruz
Still need the heavy armour feat to wear it though, for what it's worth.
Gavin Butler
>so bizarre and off the wall it had to be a joke
I mean, some of it probably /was/ originally a joke, but it was so simple and straightforward it fails by a wide margin to come close to being capable of a "worst app".
Luis Morris
Does a reply to an App count, because the time someone posted in an app saying they would be happy to play that person's character was pretty bad.
Daniel Bailey
theyre all in dead campaigns or ones thatve already been picked.
Joshua Scott
>Mesmerist (to make others act like puppets in their hands, or look like puppets) >Dresses like one of those old porcelain dolls >Has accessories meant to give him/her the appearance of having doll joints >creepy giggle >never stops smiling
Too bad Creepy Doll and Fleet of Foot both replace Sure-Footed.
Charles Campbell
Fucking furries.
Juan Rodriguez
It was definitely bottom of the barrel; the worst I'd personally seen, but probably not the worst ever.
Carson Jones
Man, I'm not even applying for Wrath of the Raunchy but looking over the character apps just makes me want to develop my PC is another game more. Some of these backstories and personalities are really good.
Jaxon Jenkins
user, you must not look at very many apps if "saturday morning cartoon character-tier" is bottom of the barrel to you.
that's not a bad thing, because I'd really like to have the precious seconds I spent looking at some apps back.
Jeremiah Ward
Well, there are many horrific apps left and right, so I'll just put up what I thought was the worst for Dragongame. This is directly copypasted from the app itself as is only appropriate: The spelling, the first-person style, hell even the combination of brevity and long-windedness... It's all bad!
>Backstory: Born Twins from the same egg i came out human while my sister came out a healthy red dragon. I was sickly and the caretakers thought to get rid of such a terrible descendant of the great queen when my sister started to his and threaten them whenever they got near my sister grew up together with me. I grew and a small birthmark on my shoulder grew into the symbol tiamat, when this happened i was rushed off to learn the ways of the religion. my sister was furious and refused to eat or sleep until i was brought back. We then trained togeather her to become big and strong and myself to support her. I was never able to meet any young ladies of any species due to my sister chasing(or eating) any that got too close to me. Eventually i finished my training and was ready to push forward the glory of Tiamat and our mother
Caleb Price
how do curches work in golarion? is every curch exclusive to a single god? are bigger cities litered with curches everywhere or are only the few biggest dieties worshipped?
Jose Price
The character quality for Wrath of the Raunchy is way above what you'd expect from a game called Wrath of the Raunchy.
I don't think that one furry that applies to everything even applied.
Levi Torres
>DM denies his furry custom race >Player throws a hissy fit and makes a shitty one paragraph character
Jack Mitchell
Which ones?
Dominic Foster
It's funny because I find the general quality level and competition intimidating even though, like I said, I'm not applying for that game. That and the short reviews/critiques of the characters are making me want to step up my own game.
Even for all the bitching and saltiness it can bring, I think /pfg/ is way more interesting when it's fascinated with an approaching game.
Julian Bailey
That's an interesting way to spell Crowe.
Daniel Reyes
Aranha is precious and actually really fun in the sessions!
Asher Moore
Dreaming? Dreaming.
Kayden Johnson
Skald guy because skalds don't get enough love.
Carson Sullivan
I really hope the DM just picks the 6 most fetishy characters and goes, "Well, what did you expect?"
Ian Lewis
Spiderplayer get out.
Sebastian Sanchez
>the majority of the characters pitched for the DoA Fluffy game(s) >every single "cute trap" character >every single app I've ever read from Espagnoll
Logan Martinez
...
Camden Lee
So reading through Taldor Ascendant, is Operative Monday a character with amnesia done correctly?
Charles Murphy
Why isn't anyone applying for Taldor Ascendant?
Xavier Adams
The best thing to ever come from Crowe is that one pic where he's holding some sort of bullshit custom weapon while wondering what crime he commited to be condemned to being a D lister iconic.
Benjamin Cooper
That deviant is still alive? Well, good for him, I guess.
Jace Russell
DHB intimidated most people into not applying because his character: >fits the campaign too well >blows everyone else out of the water on the bonuses front
Jose Phillips
scheduling
Adrian Martin
It isn't an interesting campaign premise.
Josiah Flores
When you hang out in pfg long enough, you start to develop a sense for detecting bamboozle games.
Jace Thompson
I'm debating between School Savant Sphere Arcanist, Sphere Arcanist, and Exploiter Wizard, and figuring out what to do with my two formerly Landsknecht levels now that Strength of Arms 1.5 dex to damage is out.
Also looking for a new pic. This one isn't quite right.
Isaiah Lopez
Taldan diplomats sounds pretty fun though.
Jace Clark
I've got some pics that might work, just gotta get on my computer.
Michael Cook
Fresh account DM. Fool me once...
Adrian Butler
>He overdid it, you know if you use it ya lose it right?