I am the Genie;

I am not Gene
I came deep in your mother
I wish for seconds

it's literally every other session
she gets tied up and we have to fucking rescue her

It was funny once, but fucking hell i want it to end, its gone too fucking far

seriously, she got captured trying to free a unicorn, for fucks sake

Approach this logically:
She can't get tied up if you tie her first.

Also unicorns are tricky creatures.

I wish that life,
was better for all of us.
On the path to stars.

My good sir genie
I wish for but one thing now
Please go kill yourself

Do you want a haiku that fits the thematic requirements of the haiku?

Or do you only
want sets of five syllables
with seven between?

My only one wish
that every user who posts in here
will meet their waifu
even if she's shit

Here, a lockpick.
Loli, frozen forever.
Another dinner.

Colonizing Mars.
I am sorry, immortal.
I am not picky.

I feel like that might only accelerate the problem

i'm pretty sure she gets off on it, but it might be her shitty luck or bed decision making.

she tried to out sneak a succubus, which ended poorly.

Big fat american titties.

tickle my balls and call me daddy

There once was a man with desire,
Grand riches he wished to acquire,
But haiku are distasteful,
And the genie was faithful,
So the man never did thing required.

Genie, I wish for
a short, kindly kobold wife
with big scaled titties

Genie can you please
Give me infinite wishes
And some cans of lube?

like eternal spring
I wish immortal loli
was my earthly form

Snow falls in winter.
In spring, the flowers return.
OP is a fag.

My wish is simple:
Change my bod' into beauty;
A gorgeous lady.

My dear friend Genie;
I wish of you, only this;
my waifu was real.

Oh mystical genie, always beloved
Grant me a pure custodes army, please
I want everything fully painted

ITT: Veeky Forums cannot into 5-7-5 syllables.

>none of these poems rhyme

When will you mortals learn?
A genie's wish - not your concern!
To trade bantz with a leprechaun,
Now that is worth a poem!

>what is haiku

You glorious cunt.
I wish Xyz would fuck off
So games could slow down

Lately I can't shit
I think I eat to much starch
Can you fix my poop

What you need to do is get caught and tied up FIRST! How can the ranger be the one everyone has to rescue, if they have to rescue YOU first?

La Jinn, please here my wishes and grant them!
I wish to die.
thank you

gib Perennial wealth
like figs, constant yet ignored
or i report u

Oh great Veeky Forums Djinn,
Please make 'nids not suck in 8th
Also fuck tau please

Lo, Genie, I ask
Add just one inch to my cock
Please and thank you, friend

Limerick?

I'd like it a lot
if my fetishes would stop
ruining my life.

I wish your second line didn't have the wrong number of syllables.

This is a haiku.

In stupid genie land.

Elaborate

No, the third word is
It is pronounced "teej" you see
Not Tee and Gee, right?

All that I wish for
Is a third Magic Un- set
No Monkey's paw bull

I bet you also think sage rhymes with rage.

No I doubt he thinks that as it means roughly, "to lower" in Japanese, and is like pronounced Sa- Hey

Powerful Genie,
I have but one desire,
The greatest wienie.

>deleting your posts when you make a mistake trying to sound like you know what you're talking about

Epic newfriend

The archive sees all

Immortality
And none of that aging shit
Hurry the fuck up

Dear stupid genie,
Give me infinite wishes.
From, Adolf Hitler.

I mixed up Sage and Sennin, fuck you, it's not like it's necessary to know japanese by heart when, well, you live in America. not like I really care anyway.

Oh great, kind genie,
I wish to be a cute girl,
finding love in spring.

No, go fuck yourself
You'll give regular wishes
Or none at all, prick

Light as a Feather
Fast as the Fastest Falcon
I wish to gain Flight!

>haiku
jap shit, fuck you i just wish jojo's "lets spam this fucking animu shit in every thread, forum and video" adventure

I wish to travel,
transcending space and time
To the multiverse!

A proton pack, please.
Incorporeal demons
Are total faggots.