>Previous Thread Kindly no End Times or Age of Sigmar. If that is your cup of tea, please go elsewhere, especially if you're just going to shill or troll. For all intents and purposes, it's not the same universe.
A fun one if you have a noble or a knight in your party is to encounter a stubborn knight-errant who demands a joust from a proper-bred party member - in the name of good sport. Of course, all the ruckus attacks a gaggle of beastmen.
Owen Powell
Don't you mean knock-off minis from the 90s made by Warhammer sculptures? Anyway, if I wanted some Kev Adams minis I'd just get some of his newer stuff.
Brayden Scott
Oh, that's great
Aiden Roberts
I need more bretonnia art of that quality please.
Cooper Gray
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Nathan Allen
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Robert Barnes
Out of all the 6th edition army books, Bretonnia was always my favorite even though I never owned a single one of their models.
Carter King
That guy must scream something really embarrassing if the knight looks at him with such disdain.
Evan Sanchez
>That guy must scream something really embarrassing if the knight looks at him with such disdain.
He probably just doesn't like the smell.
Parker Torres
Here's one I did: PCs on a mostly-abandoned side road encounter the burnt out remains of a toll house and a stone bridge. Before they can cross, a goblin wearing a filthy uniform and speaking atrocious Reikspiel hops out and demands they pay a toll 'to dat big Emprer git.' He accepts payment in food, preferably meat, preferably freshly-slaughtered; a donkey, for example, would be quite ideal. If the PCs attack him or try to dodge the toll, he starts screeching and summons his buddy, a troll that has been napping of boredom under the bridge.
Brody Gutierrez
Ohhh fuck. This is an great idea. Totally going to do this.
Levi Perez
This was rather less inspired, but while sailing up the Aver in foggy weather, I had them flanked and attacked by river pirates, who announced their presence with a shotgun blast of arrows from either side of their boat
Zachary Myers
My personal favorite so far was part of a larger quest. PCs were headed back to civilization through the fores, and came across some 'stealthy' orcs disguised as a bird, a bush, and a tree. When the PCs costanzaed at them, they attempted to add an air of realism to their 'disguises.' The bird orc started squawking in a cockney accent. The bush orc shook his branches in the nonexistent wind. The tree orc, thinking quickly...started yelling "tree, tree!" That is, until the bush orc punched him in the face and screamed that trees don't talk.
While the players were witnessing this debacle, a group of goblin skirmishers working with the orcs snuck up from the flanks.
Robert Jones
Reminder that Archaos is just the Death Dealer for kids.
Joshua Garcia
>human >knights
They learn to point a lance in gallop and think themselves noble.
Lincoln Johnson
Welp, that's a guanranteed replies.
Oliver Morris
Are you still sobbing and jacking off to my pics, brother?
Eli Rogers
they won't even joust on dragons.
Kevin Lewis
I don't think about you at all.
Carson Davis
You can't joust if your lance is flabby, brother.
Chase Thompson
This is great idea. How did it end?
Nicholas Wood
In terms of aesthetics and art layout it and the VC book are my favourites.
Justin Ross
How long do they spend plucking Daemonette barbs out of your ass and washing the Norseman stink off your breath before you can parade down the main slum of the capital?
Elijah Price
I know it can be rough in Ulthuan, having your tissues and vaseline only but oh cmon, you could come up with some original kinks, brother! I guess I can't blame you for having wet dreams about it.
Colton Brooks
The PCS got lucky and heard the goblins approaching due to good rolls, and quickly counter-attacked. The party's Bretonnian knight (who is a story all his own...) engaged the orcs, killing one and badly wounding another. At that point animosity kicked in and his bro buried a choppa in his head before getting Bretonnia'd.
That storyline was full of all kinds of feats. The party's Storm veteran, who literally has no fucks to give, taunted the (unusually clever) warboss into attacking prematurely by mostly appealing to his nobs. Then he stood down a charge from the warboss, dodged his charge, JUMPED IN THE SADDLE WITH HIM (massive penalty), and later put him on death's door with a triple Ulric's fury.
Jayden Morris
Ohhh shit. We need a storytime.
Alexander James
>Elven knights >ran away piasing themselves in fear from dwarfs, btfo at every turn
>Bretonnian knights >stood their ground and died fighting despite discovering that their entire faith was a lie
Jaxson Scott
Anything but what these two guys are doing.
Bentley Morris
>Blood Knights >fight only for themselves and to become better and better
Vamps always win
Jackson Rogers
Explain.
Tyler Torres
I worded that wrong, please do something else than what these two roleplayers are doing. Like story-time.
Ayden Ramirez
Sorry, masturbating in silence while the king fucks my mother, sisters, wife, daughters, and his mother isn't my fetish.
Cooper Ortiz
As I recall the Vamps, Elves, and a few Brets stood together in the end.
Byt yeah, most of Bretonnia pitched a hissy and died running.
Jeremiah Richardson
Fine with me. Reserve the ornamentation for those who've made it.
Henry Campbell
I am sorry that happens to you, brother. Maybe you could rebel against the Phoenix King? It's disgusting.
Daniel Turner
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John Ramirez
Its no wonder your king has to cuckoo you all. Given the theft of infants you, how shall I say this politely, are firing your arrows into walls instead of the target.
I wonder if that's why you lot seem to love the Griffon and Dragon Gates so.
Mason Rivera
Hey anons, do anyone have a good high res map of the Warhammer World? Google don't help me, there is nothing with more than 1000*1000 pixels.
Levi Wilson
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Gavin Hughes
Thanks a lot!
Wyatt Fisher
He really isn't though.
Nathan Russell
What exactly lives in the Southern Wastes? Is it demon infested?
Nathan Jones
it says so on the map. According to Archaon, the "true Beastmen" live there, because they are pure without the tain of human, which kind of begs the question how exactly something can be a pure Beastman, without any Human in it. It would only be a Beast(of Chaos?) then, not a Pure Beastmen.
That brings us to the conclusion that Archaon is a fucking retard.
Blake Garcia
Shitloads of beastmen.
Blake Miller
>That brings us to the conclusion that Archaon is a fucking retard.
Not big surprise.
Levi Evans
Hey Elves, where are all your dragon knights, huh? I don't see many dragons! I just see dressed-up horses!
Mason Gomez
Please don't tease the Caledorians, they are easily triggered.
Dragon was their lifestyle choice.
Zachary Martin
Sometimes, I wish that the Dark Elves were the main big bad instead of Chaos, since they feel more believable in some ways compared to 'we are all powerful and everything you could possibly do strengthens us.' But they also feel rather generic as an evil faction in some ways, and their society is not very well looked at - they seem lazy and shiftless, forcing everything onto slaves.
Gavin Russell
Nah. The Deathdealer is cool.
Juan Ross
Basically Moorcock.
You guys hear they are making Moorcock cartoons?
Nolan Watson
That's news to me.
Jose Butler
Drawfag delivered in the Drawthread.
Asher Garcia
>drawn with pointy ears Moorcock must be rotating in his empty grave.
Andrew Perez
I think Chaos could have been better villains if they had remained chaotic. Insanity made flesh instead of "Evil Warriors".
Connor Morgan
chaos lost a lot of it's charme when it's #1 concern became uniting under a single flag and marching south.
>called Chaos >single largest collection of cultures, races, individuals and sentient creatures working together for a common goal >every other century an Everchosen comes along who unites all the tribes
fucking hell I mean the Chaos wastes are more often united than the Empire at this point.
Logan Stewart
>Got cucked by nurgle midget
Jace Thompson
I honestly don't quite get it. It clearly describes everyone else as being dead already. Why would the head player be a dick and go 'ha ha I'm gonna steal your wife' when she's dead? Even a sick Nurgleite fuck who doesn't mind necrophilia can't really take her as his wife.
Jack Myers
but melniboneans do have pointy ears
Isaac Carter
The author is just projecting his cuck fetishes.
Samuel Russell
I don't think he cared for most Elric art anyway.
Nathan Lee
Sorry, just started reading some Moorcock. Do they really? With his own words?
From an interview I took it that he indeed does. Though he might have talked shit.
elric is said to have "pointed, lobeless ears" so yes with his own words
Jonathan Bailey
It's a reference.
Noah Cooper
rip warhammer online
Austin Jones
I like slann when they are divided for stupidly hilarious reasons.
>mfw remembering that lord hua hua was right all along and had a horrible and dishonourable death
it could also be cool to see sotek cultists act a little against some plans of the slann
Noah Bailey
I heard that Corum is better than Elric. Is this true?
Lincoln Torres
Well by 'Beastman' they mean a beast that walks upright. So if he means the ancestors of the Beastmen then I suppose he's right.
Joshua Sanders
They'll be shit.
If somebody told me they were making a Warhammer movie I would completely avoid it.
Eli Carter
I don't know why people keep seeing Chaos as monolithic. Chaos encompasses all these different angles.
Nathan Kelly
Do you wanna' be my wife?
Ah, this is just a saga now.
Jose Rivera
But Beastmen are just Chaos mutants. "True Beastmen" are just mutated animals, and Beastmen in the Old World have that.
He's clearly referring to some kind of Daemon like a dumbass.
Jason Brown
They tell us it does. Then show that it doesn't.
Chaos needs a bit of a punchup, less than Orcs, to establish who's in charge then lead a unifed force.
Sebastian Wood
>I don't know why people keep seeing Chaos as monolithic
Because it's mostly presented as such.
Kevin Foster
Interesting npc character ideas that are not overused? For wfrp2ed
Joseph Evans
>Interesting npc character ideas that are not overused? For wfrp2ed
A dwarf that thinks he's an elf.
Angel Watson
Why tho
Parker Sullivan
A dwarf ranger who escaped from skaven captivity. Hideously scarred, burned, and mutilated, he can no longer even grow a beard or hair. His hatred outshone his shame, and he refused to take the slayer oath, as most in his position might. A permanent vagabond, he has instead fashioned a beard from extremely fine iron links, fixed to his face with piercings. He adds one for every skaven he kills. While an expert in fighting the skaven, he is generally unwelcome in polite dwarfen society: not just because his refusal to take the slayer oath, his horrible mutilation, or because of his past as a ranger (a dubious group to most dwarfs), but because he seems to have been changed in some fundamental and unpleasant way. Nothing really brings him joy any more besides hunting and killing skaven, and torturing the occasional captive.
Isaac Gomez
The way I see it, 'true beastmen' are chaotically mutated animals. Perhaps penguins idk. Beastmen are the same, but their line has been diluted by consensual sex with the local slapper. A Demon is something separate, warp made flesh.
Archaon was a former imperial citizen so for him he uses the term beastman to refer to these animals whether there's any man in them or not.
Logan Powell
This is great, especially one of my players is a dwarf whom clan was cursed to lose all hair.
Camden Cruz
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Lincoln Carter
But it isn't really? It may be in the army book because that is a tool to make a wargaming army. If you were to read any novel or any of the RPG material it would present a different story.
Parker Stewart
I saw some of you guys talking about a Nippon army last thread.