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So do we have rivals for the Nemeses yet?

Nope, but we have version 1.9

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What's new in this edition?

Has Picking-A-Goddess been updated yet?

>Sorcerer
Spells
>Time Stop x2
>Transform
>Erase Memory
>Immortality
>Porn Physics
Artifacts
>Scrying Orb
>Familiar (Fairy)

I'm not even gonna use this shit for sex (mostly). I can just use the Time Stop and Erase Memory to steal shit and live the comfy life.

Still saying it would be nice if you could extend spells on casting for extra mana. It really sucks that you can't leave a familiar (via spell) at home to be there when you get back or sleep with her and expect her to still be there when you wake up.

> 8. Be the monster under the bed CYOA

that sounds super fun and I would love to see it, user

>Class
Sorcerer
>Spells
Alter World 2
Time Stop 2
Porn Physics
Immortality
>Artifacts
Grimoire - Enslave
Grimoire - Normality

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Become the little girl

Summoner

Alter World
Transform
Pleasure
Charm
Normality (+)
Immortality
Time Stop

2 mana gems

gud succubus

I really don't understand the need for this. All of this is imaginary. Can't you just ignore the existence of the Nemesis CYOA? Do you really need some small macro to act as border security for make-believe land?

Sorcerer+
Maximum Mana: ∞

Spells (6+1+1)
>Charm
>Time Stop
>Transform+
>Pleasure
>Immortality
>Porn Physics
>Summon Familiar (Homunculus, Angel)

Artifacts (2)
>Scrying Orb
>Grimoire (Immortality)

Step 1: Cast Time Stop, leaving myself unaffected.
Step 2: Cast Immortality, Porn Physics, and Pleasure on myself. Recast as needed.
Step 3: Cast Summon Familiar for each bound familiar; always Time Stop to recast Summon Familiar unless otherwise needed.
Step 4: Instruct them to keep track of their summon times and remind me to recast Time Stop and Summon Familiar as needed.
Strep 5: Fuck them both until I get the initial novelty out of my system.
Step 6: Use scrying orb with Homunculus to identify, map, and plan for potential threats, goals, and contingencies.
Step 7: Transform familiars as they wish to blend in with human society.
Step 8: Cancel Time Stop.

Like this, I can travel the world as a powerful Sorcerer that can bend reality to his will, always accompanied by my two lovelies. I do nothing with my powers that I would be unwilling to experience myself 12 times a year, picking up sexy companions and keeping them young and alive with a combination of Transform+ and Angel's ability to revive the dead. Have lots of sex, be good to everyone I can, and enjoy life.

All of that rhetoric goes for all CYOAs. It's all imaginary. You can ignore it all. You don't need any of it.

Not sure if this has been asked before, but do non-sorcerers start out at maximum mana, or at zero?

You start out with max mana.

>whats new with this version of Nemesis?

>1.7 VS 1.9
2 new races
6 new powers
3 new artifacts
3 new companions
6 new drawbacks
3 new quests
10 new combo effeects

>1.8 VS 1.9
Minor but important changes, like the new races Goblin is compatible with arch mage.

Nope, but you could always use angels builds, that's what their for anyways.

Yeah but those CYOAs at least have degree of merit and intrigue. I guess what I don't understand are the meta CYOAs that are in reference to counter other CYOAs. If you don't like the notion of a nemesis CYOA, just ignore it.

No.

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Entrepreneur and Doubles Degree

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The Speaker and Immunity, no stutter or mumbling, sign me up

Nigger everybody ignores nemesis. except autists.
and they like arguing.

I saw that 1.9 restricted Mega Muggle's access to Combo Effects. Reasonable since things like Dragon Lord could throw it off. I am curious as to why Heroic Guardian isn't on the list of exclusions, it's not giving you anymore personal power. Or is it the command spells?

Throwing my build up again, not even going to choose anyone as a target, just get at me. I relish meeting anyone willing to fight and die heroically. And I'll help! Especially with the dying part. I-I'll take villains too! Heroes can always use strong enemies!

The Valkyrie

>Class
The Badass

>Race
Angel

>Death Option
Death Realm

>Powers
Holy Magic, Divine Essence, Corruption (Evil), Necromancy, Ferromancy, Flash, Got Style? Realm Knowledge, Limited Divination, Final Form

>Artifacts
Legendary Weapon (Holy), Legendary Armor, Runic Cube

>Companions
The Guardian

>Drawbacks
Witch Hunter: Seems competent but has been talking a lot of smack about an 'angel of death'. Hopefully she and her order can become my friends, always wanted angels of my own.
I See You
Signature: Feathers dipped in liquid metal.
Adventurer
Double Trouble: The more the merrier, right? Bring a friend! And then die for me! Please?
Unexpected Allies: Have the Amazon and Spellbreaker. They'll come around after they have an “accident”.
A Fair Warning: I am a flying, supernaturally beautiful Jason Voorhees who can't actually hurt anyone. What's to fear?

>Quests
The Apocalypse (Vampire): What better way to make heroes than to have their ancestors return as the intelligent, blood thirsty dead? Plus, I get access to souls I'd have never managed to snag otherwise.
Worship: Might as well have a way for others to get to my Death Realm after I'm gone. Wouldn't want to leave a potential friend behind!

>Combo Effects
Heroic Guardian: My first champion and only friend servant. But she's helping me make more! We're shooting for a hundred friends to populate my Death Realm and adventure forever more!
God of the Underworld

>Why is Heroic Guardian off limits for Mega Muggles?
Well muggles are none-magical people a reference to Harry Potter. Heroic Guardian is a reference to saber from the fate series. In fate saber is a servant a heroic spirit summoned by a mage and since muggles are none magical people mega muggles can't summon Saber.

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where are you from

Im from the rape capitol of the west.
gatestoneinstitute.org/5195/sweden-rape

He's into rape and hard femdom so maybe sweden?

>Mental++, Physical+, Social++
>Changeling Bloodline
>Enchantment Sorcery

Can we let this die so someone can start the real Throg?

>Immunity/Protective Aura
Hahaha, lucky me!

throg user here

you shouldn't ever force the throg, it's a thread that happens naturally, that's why it's the most morally superior type of cyoa thread

Sorcerer

Alter World
Charm+
Transform+
Pleasure

Scrying Orb
Grimoire - Immortality

kek

Translocation is a little bit OP, I notice a LOT of people took Translocation Sorcery.

It basically covers all of the major areas you could want from magic. Basic teleportation is hella convenient, and pretty much the ultimate last ditch defensive option as well. Offensively rips in space make an incredibly powerful, basically unstoppable weapon, and that's assuming you don't just teleport your enemies directly into Hell. Finally, it gives you the ability to explore other worlds and universes, basic planeswalking. It's not just Hell and demons either, just a matter of finding the right world for whoever or whatever you want to meet.

And of course, it also comes with the ultimate doomsday button. Summon an elder god or open a gate to hell, or maybe even planeshift the earth itself directly into the warp if you have enough raw power.

Please revive the throg when the time is appropriate, user. These threads are garbage. We need the throg.

And it was right!

Every school is like that if you take its concepts to their logical conclusion.

>force
>blast away the entie world

>illusion
>lock everyone in an illusionary world

>healing
>buff yourself into superman and keep everyone you want immortal

>enchantment
>everyone in the world is suddenly your slave

>necromancy
>everyone in the world is suddenly your undead slave

>transmutation
>turn yourself into a mountain-range sized dragon or just turn people into jelly beans or something

>chronomancy
>lmao i kill your grandfather when he was a kid xD

That's just the doomsday button, I still think Translocation is the most effective of those though.

Everything else though, no other school offers the same range of offense, defense, utility, novelty and even waifu potential.

I agree and I think it's ultra useful for the Spooks or Pacts in particular. It would be my go to choice for either of those bloodlines.

I think the other bloodlines would benefit greatly from other magics, though. As a vampire, you want to remain close to your seat of power and it's mostly useful as a "gtfo of Dodge" panic button and I don't think it's beneficial to build your Vampire defensively when the more subtle magics like Abjuration, Enchantment, or Illusion would be more useful. Unless you're really pulling some overtime teleporting across the world and building an intricate web of thralls.

The Storm and Earth bloodlines are so damn powerful anyway, I don't know what they'd get from translocation besides basic utility. Yeah, it's really useful, but so is everything else. Same with Changeling really, but I can see a bit more synergy there if you can cast in animal form.

As for a pure human...translocation is ultra powerful, but I think being a Chronomancy Sorcerer is the play for anyone trying to really break the universe.

>offense
Every school offers it if you look close enough.

>defense
Translocation's defense is a gimmick, other schools have equal ones.

>utility
There are plenty of insanely good utility options.

>novelty
Same here.

>waifu
Uh. No. You don't need to be a wizard for that, you just go talk to girls. Unless you want to waifu a three headed plasma lizard from another dimension.

If you do need to be a wizard to get a date then go with either enchantment to charm them or with transmutation to make yourself good looking.

>Class: The Supreme Sorcerer (Arcane Magic)

>Name: Argyle Fizzlegrip, Master of the Arcane Arts

>Race: Goblin

>Sex: Male

>Death Option: Eternal Soul

>Powers: No Guns! [15], Got Style? [14], Poison Expert [12], Unbendable Time [11], Black Magic [9], Elementalism (Fire) [6], Necromancy [3], Ferromancy [0], Portal Maker [-2], Divine Essence [-4], Enscroll [-5], Limited Divination [-6], Holy Magic [-9], Arcane Magic (free)

>Artifacts: Legendary Armor [-10]

>Drawbacks: Witch Hunter [-8], A Fair Warning [-6], Signature [-5], Adventurer [-4], Double Trouble [-2], Personality (OVERLY DRAMATIC) [-1], Infamous [0]

>Quests: Monster Hunter, The Sword

>Combo Effects: Archmage
>Companions: Familiar (free)
>More Powers: Counterspell (free)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Spook bloodline
Mental++++
Social+
Strength+

Anyone willing to promise to help out other spooks and fight the pact can assume I'll help them become a spook. Comes with mental+++ now, as an incentive. Apart from that you can assume we'll operate like any other secret society - we'll help one another get ahead and protect our interests together.

We'll probably want antimagic, chronomancy, abjuration, and translocation at the least to cover our defensive bases. Especially Abjuration and antimagic.

As for offense, I say we just patiently wait for anyone who opposes us to make a mistake. After all, we're immortal and hyperintelligent. When they do make a mistake, I'm sure our bloodline abilities will do just fine in combination with nonmagical weaponry to take advantage of it.

Will the update to user's Imouto ever happen? Did the author die?

who giiiives a shiiit

Pact bloodline
Social++++
Mental+
Strength+

Anyone willing to promise to help out other decievers and fight the spooks can assume I'll help them become a deciever. Comes with social+++ now, as an incentive. Apart from that you can assume we'll operate like any other secret society - we'll help one another get ahead and protect our interests together.

We'll probably want antimagic, chronomancy, divination and translocation at least to cover our defensive bases. Especially Divination and antimagic.

As for offense, I say we just patiently amass a fucking huge army of legendary monsters. After all, we're inmmortal and hypercharismatic. When they think that we made a mistake well make mosters rain over them I'm sure we will have so much monsters they won't be able to deal with all of them while we enjoy our succubus/incuubus in our base.

I miss waifu cyoa's. Can we have maybe mroe of them?

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>Seen some shit and Doubles Degree

But I don't know what that is based on...

Looking through my cyoa folder, I have come to the realization that I don't have enough waifu cyoas.

>Talia
Obsessive but not vera
I don't know if i want to wear her or live in her...
can... can I fuck the house? or the suit? because if i can't then the android wins
>Android
>Shut off +2
Oh no, how awful! It's a good thing i'm a good boy and would neeeever abuse that!
>Voice modifier -1
Did i miss something about a hologram?
>Nanobot injection -5
>Alien media -2
?? what more to buy?

Does anybody have the latest Battlemage?

Ravnica

Not sure what edition I used to make this build a while back. Hope it's still up to date

Supreme Sorcerer 16
Elf 16
Soul Collector 14
Unbendable Time 13
Necromancy (Free from Supreme Sorcerer) 13
Arcane Magic 10
Holy Magic 7
Black Magic 4
Ferromancy 1
Limited Divination 0
Hybrid (Fire Elemental) -3
Regeneration -3
Elementalism (Fire) -3
Divine Essence -5
Seeker’s Map -7
Apprentice -11
Bound Deamon -13
A Fair Warning -11
Witch Hunter -9
Adventurer -8
I See You! -6
Signature -5
Deadly Defeat -3
Time Limit -1
Infamous 0
Conquest
Monster Hunter

Combos:
Archmage
-Counterspell [Free]
-Familiar (Crow) [Free]
Chronomancy
Demonology

Does anyone have the Killdozer cyoa saved? I ask because I just came across this news article....

i don't know what that is but i pick
>qt azorius waifu
Pretending to ignore you is great! but I like Izzet because tits and Selesnya because creampies and submissive

can you post more? I got hard from them but i need more

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Don't have anymore waifu ones.

Well, that was cheeky.

And most of these are to big for my internet to pot on time.

Literally 2 seconds on google. It's the first thing that comes up for 'killdozer cyoa'

Here is the associated CYOA. Make yourself a comfy home! Kidnap a waifu and drag her to the Aether! Let her bang on the door to your comfy house before answering in human form! Pretend you're not the monster that dragged her there in the first place!

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Here is a CYOA I just made, right now. Based it off an old quest I used to run. First CYOA that I've made - tell me what you think.

Text cyoas a shit

Put it into a visual form and then I'll read it

I have no art skill. If someone wants to adapt it, they can feel free.

Fuck off for not trying

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Jesus christ how entitled can you get.

Fuck off for implying that a random person on the Internet, who already put in a fair amount of work for free, should practice for hours a day for weeks or months to get to the level where they are deserving of your praise.
Even the simplest of graphic layouting isn't simple, and the guy you replied to would have to put in at least a few hours of hard work to learn how to create a visually pleasing CYOA. After that come the long hours of finding, cropping, scaling, matching and fitting images, and even after that you're going to be mad because the layout is wrong, the font is wrong, the color is wrong, the pictures are "wrong" or you just don't like the content.
No one is going to be desperate enough for your attention to desperately start training for months because you insulted them for having their own tastes.

These are not balanced against one another.

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Nobody's gonna play it if it's in pure black and white text form like that

Go to Reddit if you want a hugbox where your text CYOA will be played

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>Race
>Mammalian
Perks:
>Prey sense
>Wallwalk
>Acceleration
>Huge
>Powerful
>Spinneret
>Camouflage
>Venom
>Exothermic Spray
>Razor Claws
>Projectiles

While I'm not put off by the CYOA's appearance (I find it "meh" at worst), I'm not interested in its subject matter.

>Go to Reddit if you want a hugbox where your text CYOA will be played

Fuck off back to /v/ or /pol/ or whatever shithole board you crawled out of.

>Race
>Mammalian
You're supposed to pick some subcategory of humans, not try to game the system so you can go after all of them.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

What's stopping you from just picking Sorcerer, Za Warudo+ the world and just scrying and enslaving other magicians with Charm+/Enslave. After that there are a couple of spells that could synergize well, either cast by you or by your Yandere thralls.

- Alter World to rewrite it so Yandere operates on a harem hivemind. I'd say this is top priority.
-Transform+ to build your harem of transformed human catgirls with horse dicks, or make your foes Behold Your True Form And DESPAAIR
-Summon Toy can always be used to restrain enemies. No Save OP, plz nerf.
-Erase Memory to truly mindbreak your victims
-Pleasure is good but better relegated to thralls
-Immortality, same as above

That is, of course, assuming there are other wizards in the world. If you are the only one, Summoner+2 grimoires is the way to go. Stop time, chose to remain unaffected, chill near your familiar until you can cast whatever you want.

>Traveller and Universal War are played and well liked
>pretending anyone actually has a problem with text CYOAs

Nobody ever explained what a 'rhetorical question' is to you, did they?

You're an idiot. user probably meant he's going to target people based on race and didn't specific what race and that his body type was mammalian

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