How would one build Michael Jackson in Pathfinder/3.5e? I have a strange compulsion to play the king of pop in a campaign at some point before I die.
*Sexual Grunting at the end of every other verse*
Jack Lee
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Samuel Hall
Bard seems like an obvious choice, but I would vote for going full thriller with a necromancer
Brody Jenkins
Bard 6
-10 hp
Caleb Mitchell
There is a Bard archetype that focuses on necromancy, it's perfect for Thriller Jackson.
Alternatively, the Dancing Dervish archetype uses dance fighting and can easily represent Smooth Criminal, Bad or Beat It Jackson.
Anthony Scott
What class would be good for the Jackson that turns into a car?
Parker Walker
The Turbo-Teen class.
Easton Martin
lesbian dykes with swords inside of brown dykes
Kayden Powell
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this is seriously creepy, wonder how many TF-related fetishes it caused
Leo Smith
It only aired 1 season and then was exiled to the land of misfit cartoons, aka the USA Cartoon Express, which is where I saw it as a kid. Shit is weird as fuck though.
Christopher Moore
All I'm hearing is that there needs to be an entire party encompassing the different Michael Jackson archetypes
Easton Taylor
A quarter the way through the campaign he mysteriously switches from a drow to a high elf.
Kayden Sullivan
How would you stat the Peter Pan Fanboy Jackson?
Jaxson Moore
Dervish Dancer and Dirge Bard are pretty solid archetypes.
The dancer can only buff himself, but he gets pretty crazy in melee. The Dirge Bards Dance of the Dead can very easily recreate Thriller, I wouldn't recommend fighting one in a graveyard.
Robert Cook
A party of jacksons would be best... Especially if there were, say, five of them.
Luke Thompson
>necromancer thriller jackson
>dervish dancer smooth criminal jackson
>brawler/rogue greaser jackson from BAD
>man in the mirror paladin jackson
>young JAKSON5 squire sidekick
Ayden Clark
>Wait until another player creates a character named Annie
>It's go time
>Constantly ask other PC if she's okay throughout the campaign
Justin Jones
>Your familiar is also a rat.
David Adams
Underrated comment.
Connor Bennett
>not a chimp
You had one job.
Sebastian Phillips
Having session 0 of a Rise of the Runelords campaign on Saturday and one of the other players made a character named Annie.
If only I was a smooth criminal.
Eli Campbell
Did she end up being ok?
Gavin Kelly
Are the racial traits different between drow and high elves? I can't remember for some reason... oh right. I'm drunk.
Evan Collins
Chase around the cute little halflings while giggling