Stat him, Veeky Forums

madnesscombat.wikia.com/wiki/Jesus

Remember this little gem of a flash series?
Yeah, me neither.

Stat him anyway.

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-5 hp.

Sadly.

I vaguely remember this shit.

I remember enjoying the flash game based on it for a while.

They're still being made.

>There's a madness combat wikia
There's no limit to internet autism is there?

Fuck you, I remember it well.

OH HELL YES
Fighter/Psion gestalt

In case you guys don't know, Madness Project Nexus 2 is currently in the works.

projectnexus2.com/

It's basically a 3d remake of the first one with multiplayer.

Well, I guess I am rewatching all of it now.

It got old fast but the soundtrack was pretty nice at times

Chesyre is a decent artist. The Madness soundtrack got me back into loving the Bruce Faulconer DBZ soundtrack. Rev up those synthesizers!

Nope! There's a badwebcomics wiki. It's awesomely terrible, like if /co/ gathered every piece of notable Shit and created a page that resembles our wiki page on Fatal or Racial Holy War.

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

Honestly, I've always wanted to play in a Shadowrun game based on it.
>Runners have to stop a out of control Lone Star Sheriff
>Right as he is about to die, he activities some eldritch machine known as the Improbability Drive
>Runners have to fight their way through an increasingly crazier world run by a dark Matrix ghost.
>Availability and limits are thrown out the window.
>All weapons only have one clip, and will dematerialize upon emptying, encouraging scavenging your foes.
>Weapon and gear selection gets crazier and crazier.
>The team slowly realizes that the Drive and the real world start to blend together.

>attacks
>claws and bite

>has a sword and a gun

Terrible, start over.

>the joke
>your head

Lurk moar, newfag.

Yea, it's a generic copy pasta for these threads.

Doesn't mean I can't out-meta the shitposter.

You can't munchkin your way out of a joke. Punchlines might miss or hit, but you can't escape.

>remember
It's still going, a new short came out in December.

>I fall for bait ironically!

Holy fuck people like you exist?

One of these days he'll return.

Honestly, Madness is pretty cool. Does anyone know a system that does the sort of "Fragile but ultra-skilled protagonist fights through fragile mook army" of Madness and Hotline Miami pretty well?

Unironically, D&D 4e has minion-type enemies that basically represent exactly that.

No memeing here, but GURPS if you dont allow armor (in modern settings)
>take roughly your max hp in damage from most guns per shot on torso hits
>most guns fire more than once per turn
>all but guaranteed death at -3x Max HP, 100% Guaranteed at -5x without the unkillable advantage

Fuck that, stat these two bad motherfuckers.

Soon Deimos will return

Krinkles confirmed that jesus is going the way of the sheriff.

AKA won't appear anymore

user.

He got swallowed, he is not coming back ;_;