Limits that DM's give players

But.. user GM... I want to play as Bitmuff Scruff-Rubber, see look it's in the Handbook of Humanoids!

>my friend is always our DM and he denied a new player from being a furry

Never allows
>furries
>trans or some weird gender
>scalies
>skimpy clothes

I'd say he's a 7/10 GM but do you see problems with those limits?

Good. He is doing the Emperor's work

My stance is that a player can play what ever they choose so long as it fits the setting, they have proven that they can do so in a way that is mature and unobtrusive to the other players.

I would actually go further

GM is doing everything right

what counts as scalies?
I like lizard people.

This.

GM is missing out on Lizardfolk. Which should be the only tolerated beast race. They dont/ shouldn't have tits. Shouldnt be wanting to fuck, due to the reptilian genitalia and only doing it for reproduction.
You're just a lizard dood, trying to get a permanent heat spell on all your gear.

No chicks and no autocannons.

>needing to ban furries from gameplay
>as if this needed to be stated out loud
>continuing to play with someone who wanted to be a furry at all

but should be wanting to cuddle up nice and close every night for warmth which then leads to fucking

>implying banning 'furries' wholesale keeps out any cancer instead of just intelligently kicking out bad players
>implying you can tell furries from 'regular' players
>implying everyone who plays beast races is a furry
>implying furries can't play humans
>implying you aren't a fucking faggot who just wants attention for being an acceptable kind of edgy on Veeky Forums

Seriously, kill yourself.

t. furry

See? This is the EXACT reason why all scalies should be banned.

Nobody gives a shit about how "cute" your lizard is. If you're gonna "cuddle up for warmth", the only warmth you're getting is being thrown into fire.

That actually sounds make for some hilarious RP on both sides.

They're cold blooded, user

They're just driven by instinct to find heat sources, and you looked so warm and cuddly...

Cry some more, horsefucker. Your mental illness is on its last legs.

user, even horsefuckers don't want to be associated with furries. Not even those who actually fuck horses.

Really? Obvious bait is obvious my friend.
No need to get so triggered, he's just trying to get a arise out of you.

What, can't handle the 3d10+8 pen 6?

>Fugg
>Not popping out of magic pools

desu my 10/10 GM just looks at a player and says

>Did hitler do anything wrong?
if the answer is yes, we kick the fucker out of the windows.

He was an objectively bad general who replaced competent generals and advisors with cronies and yes-men for disagreeing with him

And this is exactly why i'm making them warm for the rest of their lives.

Hi kikeboy

>trying to make a scaletard understand

Here is how they think it'd happen
>Oh no, I'm le cold, I'm goingg to hug SIGHTLY WARMER THING *le lifts le tail* le woops! le arognian le maid xD

here is how actual cold blood would act
>...
>...
>This jungle sure is warm
>...
>Going to the shade a bit
>...
>...
>I'm hungry
>...
>Eating
>Eating
>Eating
>...
>I'm warm again, going to the shade a bit

My limit is that you have to play as something with thumbs, is bipedal, not too big or too small, and you need to have a reasonable ECL

>Bipedal
>Not "Too small"
>Reasonable ECL
WHERE WE'RE GOING WE NEED NONE OF THOSE.

If you want to start out as a skull, you're not starting at level 30

>no kender
>keep fetishes away from the table
>keep fetishes out of the game
>NO KENDER

break the rules, your character suffers. keep breaking the rules, you suffer. keep missing the hints, leave the game

I allow and encourage anything because I'm a huge faggot and there's nothing you can do to stop me

I'd totally allow skimpy clothes, it provides no ac and suffer environmental conditions

*hissss* can I ssssnuggle with you tonight?

"Into the fire you go"

No everyone who plays a beast race is a furry
not everyone who plays a scaled race is a scaly
why do these degenerate fucks have to ruin it for those of us who think reptiles are cool

Well shit, according most of these guys your practically a scalefag already.
Don't you know the only proper way to play an RPG is to run the approved 31 flavors of human, doorf and elf?

Limits:
-Furries
-Faggots
-Trans-Shit

Couldn't wish for a better GM. He's open for a lot of shit except the few most cancerous exceptions.

Don't forget women.
Never allow a male player to play a women.