ITT: TTRPG cliches you love.
>the BBEG has secretly switched bodies with the princess
ITT: TTRPG cliches you love
Ian King
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Ryder Torres
Roll to seduce the BBEG.
Jordan Reed
Why would he do that?
Except to fondle himself that is.
Gavin Wood
- Unquestioned access to royalty.
- Unquestioned access to most things, period.
- Killing the body will kill the princess.
- Fondling.
Nathan Jenkins
Also
>tricking PC's into imprisoning and killing the princess in his old body so he can casually take over
Austin Wright
Only point three and four would work since he doubtfully manages to make a convincing princess.
Lucas Clark
What if the BBEG is also a princess?
What if there's no body switching and the princess was the BBEG all along?
Adam Sullivan
>BBEG is the princess wearing a male disguise and armor that bulks her up to largehueg size
Justin Bell
>being captured by the dark lord and his army of evil was a ploy, she just knew the king would send parties of adventurers to rescue her and wanted to safely dispose of all the kingdom's heroes
>If they manage to "rescue" her, she uses mind-control, manipulation and seduction to turn them into her willing pawns and has any of them that wouldn't turn or find out dealt with, then gets herself "captured" again, taking her new slaves with her ("The dragon that kidnapped her must've taken them away or killed them!") in order to repeat the cycle
Jeremiah Johnson
>What if there's no body switching and the princess was the BBEG all along?
Then you've got a Macho Women With Guns antagonist.
Juan Roberts
Hope you're in my party, because the BBEG really is possessing the princess.
Thankfully, she's a kid, so it's not entirely in effect yet.
David Torres
>What if the BBEG is also a princess?
But in that case point four doesn't make sense.
Easton Baker
You don't think female masturbation involves fondling?
Anthony Cook
I never said that. I meant if if the BBEG already is a princess she fondled herself already to her hearts content.
Grayson Morales
You can never fondle yourself enough, user. That's like saying you can have enuff dakka.
Nathaniel Turner
But she doesn't have to switch bodies though, for that since her gender keeps the same.
Samuel Lee
Maybe the princess she switched with has a bigger rack?
Nathaniel Walker
>No, players, you are the monsters.
Adam Harris
>No, players, you are the princess.
Josiah Taylor
>The players are all monster princesses playing in a political intrigue campaign, each attempting to ursurp the human princess, who has no idea what's going on and considers the party her best friends.
Levi Williams
But... Thats my fetish!
Jeremiah Clark
>the player characters all get merged into a princess by a mad fleshcrafter mage
Daniel Rogers
>the leader of the order is a badass spellsword
Bonus points if he/she uses lightning.
I fucking love lightning. And swords.
Colton Diaz
He wanted to troll (and possibly bone) the Paladin.
Jonathan Walker
Sounds fun. May great hijinks ensue.
Zachary Bailey
>BBEG did everything he did because his waifu died.
As cliche as it is. It truly the greatest cliche.
Dominic Cook
Aku; FOOLISH SAMURAI!
Jack: Fuck off Aku
Aku; Ah-Egh, I AKU WISH TO SPEAK WITH YOU FOOLISH SAMURAI
Jack: Not listening
Aku: I, AS THE SHAPE SHIFTINIG MASTER OF DARKNESS AM NOT OPPOSED TO GOING, AND STAYING, AS THE MISTRESS OF DARKNESS
Jack: You got this close you dick, I'm not letting it happen again
Aku: I AKU AM NOT OPPOSED TO TRYING AGAIN AND DOING IT DIFFERENT. YOU COULD EVEN LIVE WI-
Jack NO!
Joshua Adams
What if both sides end up happy with this arrangement?
The BBEG gets the political power they always craved, and turns out to be a good (if stern) ruler now that everyone loves them.
And the princess is now far happier that she's got her freedom (albeit in a new body) and gets to go adventuring and save her people using the BBEG's resources and body.
Noah Sanchez
Why would you masturbate to your own tits? That's like staring directly at your biceps as you wank.
Ethan Gray
>That's like staring directly at your biceps as you wank.
I'm 95% sure most of Veeky Forums does just that.
>turns out to be a good (if stern) ruler now that everyone loves them
Kinda makes you wonder why they were considered evil then.
Ryan Carter
They'd end up meeting and fucking.
Lucas Robinson
>she died in a flood, along with his children
>his plan was never going to work
>but it's not like he knew it wasn't possible
Ryan Morris
Oh you know, keeping trying to overthrow the kingdom, usually by armies and such.
It's the whole supervillain problem, most might actually do a good job ruling the world if they got in... it's just they're too bothered using tyranny and destruction to try and take over with less hostile methods.
Ethan Williams
This is very relevant to my interests
Angel Barnes
>BBEG
Ugh.
Grayson Sanders
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Angel Martinez
The term's been used on Veeky Forums for basically its entire existence. It's a bit late in the game to be whinging about it now.
Hunter Barnes
What part of idiots using it stop it from being a cringe-inducing phrase?
Or are you the kind of guys who just parrot things mindlessly, or are you the kind who hope to keep unfashionable things in fashion even though they were never all that fashionable to begin with?
You wear tie-dye or something?