You're a straight white male

Which of these three qualities will you change when you're rich enough to afford it without caring what anyone thinks?

>male
I'd become a sissy

i guess i'd tan?

Reminder you should be ashamed of owning crypto according to SJWs

Been working on the male part

I made enough off crypto to afford face feminization surgery, voice feminization surgery, breast augmentation, abdominoplasty & Brazilian butt lift.

Just completed the face stage and in 2018 I'll be getting the surgeries for the other secondary sexual characteristics.

I already have a sex reassignment surgery booked and paid for scheduled for 2019 with my crypto money.

They said crypto was a sausage fest so I'm doing my part to fix that

>sissy
unironically this.
but doesn't that make you gay?

Who is also hodling for his boob surgery?

Can I lose an eye instead because of body abled and shit?

Going for melanin injection treatments once LINK moons

Guess im gay now

>but doesn't that make you gay?
Nah, i'm not trying to fuck dudes, just getting a thrill out of dressing up

>thinks he can dress up in schoolgirl outfits without eventually succumbing to the BBC

i like his style

how to become dark as big lenny?

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no need to be rich you can buy LINK and become a nigger faggot today

Anyone else plan on dropping on few hundred thou on getting their legs broken and lengthened? I never thought my gattaca mission would be a reality. The future is now.

you're really making me think OP

have fun spending a year relearning to walk and never being able to wear shorts again

I'll be a rich straight spic, so I wouldn't change anything desu

nothing, I'm already the ideal.

Same here, user

That's called going to the beach, idiot

I like being all those things

>never being able to wear shorts again
Lmao even the first person to get it done cosmetically has nude shots and it all looks good. No point in fudding me.

>tfw transwoman of color

I guess I'd get surgery to become a straight white male.