You're a straight white male

Which of these three qualities will you change when you're rich enough to afford it without caring what anyone thinks?

>male
I'd become a sissy

i guess i'd tan?

Reminder you should be ashamed of owning crypto according to SJWs

Been working on the male part

I made enough off crypto to afford face feminization surgery, voice feminization surgery, breast augmentation, abdominoplasty & Brazilian butt lift.

Just completed the face stage and in 2018 I'll be getting the surgeries for the other secondary sexual characteristics.

I already have a sex reassignment surgery booked and paid for scheduled for 2019 with my crypto money.

They said crypto was a sausage fest so I'm doing my part to fix that

>sissy
unironically this.
but doesn't that make you gay?

Who is also hodling for his boob surgery?

Can I lose an eye instead because of body abled and shit?

Going for melanin injection treatments once LINK moons

Guess im gay now

>but doesn't that make you gay?
Nah, i'm not trying to fuck dudes, just getting a thrill out of dressing up