Radiation burns, probably poisoning. Collecting Skitarii would hurt.
Of course, only the Transuranic Arquebus would have the range for it. Everything else I probably have covered by just throwing things at them.
Colton Cooper
I mean, you'd basically be an Emperor-class titan in relative scale, and anything you throw at this - y'know, like a literal pie plate - is basically a D-weapon. Unless they have something like a D-weapon themselves that would actually be as powerful as a real-life gun, you're probably fine.
Mason Watson
Got a picture of them?
I don't own any miniatures. Too poor.
Jacob King
Not many on hand, I mostly play. Also, not many painted, and I only really share pictures of WIP stuff that's either painted or a neat conversion that's in progress.
Also, come to think of it, they also pack a lot of Taser weapons, but at that scale even a deadly shock might be nothing more than a small sting. Good thing I didn't give any of the Transonic weapons.
Tyler Cooper
Easily. They have 6" movement and 24" range. Walk slowly backwards and throw shit at them until they're all dead.
Easton Cooper
Completely fucked. Assuming I'm some kind of titan-sized gargantuan creature with T 12 or something, I still have about 50 deathwatch veterans firing poison rounds at me, and like 200 orcs and goblins fucking up my feet while night lords dance around my head firing meltaguns at my face.
My biggest fear is when the daemon prince casts Treason of Tzeentch. I wouldn't take that fight.
Brody Cooper
>their firepower is scaled down
I'm pretty sure a 28mm missile launcher, heavy bolter, and reaper autocannon would be enough to blast open my throat and kill me outright.
Brandon Collins
It's 28mm on the miniature?
Mason Long
I knew I shouldn't have bought a dozen mantas.
Lucas Rodriguez
Now I'm glad that Living Lightning is only 18" range and not unlimited.
Carter Miller
Well, they're all stuck inside cardboard boxes. So It probably wouldn't be a probOH SHIT ALL THE XWINGS!
Owen Edwards
Actually now that I think about it, the bigger problem would be what would happen when the Battlefleet Gothic ships all crash at the same time. The scale of how big of an explosion they make when they go up is always been a bit vague.
Joseph Sanders
>have a Knight Models Bane (from the movie) sat next to my laptop >grab needle-nose pliers >pull his mask off
Joshua Wood
How big is that model anyway?
Matthew Robinson
Turned into Swiss cheese. Even at scaled down velocity a railgun projectile is moving at fuckoff velocity. And it can peg me from across the room.
Jason Edwards
>Have dozens of Zaku's variations and a HG Hi-nu. >400 pts Haqq's, 1000 pts Capitol and 1600 pts worth of Skitarii
I'll die with a stream of funnel's beams to the heart, and then burned by radiation fire.
I have dark eldar, they'd probably rape me in my sleep or poison me.
Hunter Phillips
I'd probably feel even guiltier than I already do for throwing them all out a week ago.
Alexander Foster
He's a big guy
Thomas Campbell
No language created by human beings is capable of articulating how utterly sick I am of that meme.
Jose Collins
If we only count fully assembled and painted, then I'll be fine. If we expand that out to assembled and above, things are going g to go bad very quickly.
Jordan Gutierrez
Cult Ambush would make life really annoying very quickly.
Nathaniel Anderson
orkz, they don't stand a chance
Logan Cook
Well considering a leman Russ looks like it fires a shell that would be equivalent to a 9mm bullet, no I would be dead. But my falling body would crush most of my guardsmen leaving them with severe losses.
Levi Russell
The opportunity presented itself and I took it.
Hunter Morales
i hate you
Ethan Hall
I hate me too, user.
Hudson Hernandez
Don't, please.
I can't hate someone like that, even if they do have terrible taste in memes. No sport in it.
Angel Martin
Don't worry man, its only 9mm.
Austin Anderson
>tfw have a crusader statue from Rome >tfw he's defended me from kebab for years on my bookshelf >tfw having to kill him
Henry Young
>Collecting Nurgle. >Firepower Reduced
Can't really reduce the effects of unbelievable amounts of disease, so I imagine that no, winning is not in the cards.
Carter Miller
PFFFT yeah because I run Deathwing so oh so terminators
Noah Gray
Fuck, I guess thousand sons would still be mean business
Thomas Gomez
Khorne daemnkin, Haemonculus covens, some Orks and 3 flesh eater courts start collecting, If the bats don't kill me I think I can run away from the ensuing clusterfuck.
Gavin Murphy
>All FW Raven Guard "Shit, where have they all gone!?"
Lucas Ross
>tfw I have 70+ necrons
One of them rolls a 6 and I'm fucking dead.
David Reed
I play Mobile Frame Zero. I get to die happily while being murdered by cute little lego mecha.
Justin Gomez
What if somebody else hated him for you
Jeremiah Campbell
>Khorne Bloodbound/Slaves to Darkness I'll be fine, some cuts to my feet maybe. Good thing my hellcannon isn't finished yet.
Isaiah Gonzalez
Ooh, you clever little bastard...
Jace Lewis
I'm not worried about my tau army, I'm more worried about my Airfix bombers and tamiya tanks. but then again I could pray the 7th armoured division and the WW2/Cold war RAF team up and the fight the tau.
Ian Nelson
You've been shot by a 9mm before?
Joshua Sanders
/k/ meme
Ayden Wood
Thousand sons would fuck me totally with a psychic storm or some shit.
Leo Lopez
What if your mind is too big for them?
Their combined efforts, which burn out scores of thralls, manage to give you a slight headache.
Parker Green
>eaten by a horde of miniature scarabs alternatively >Cryptek sees you >get captured and turned into a Necron superweapon
>thinking about collecting Orks >paint myself green >I IZ DA BIGGEST AND DA STRONGEST DERE IS! >LETZ GET DIS WAAAAGH!!! STARTED! WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Jaxson Hill
The two Vindicators lying right in front of me on my desk with their barrels facing me kill me before I can figure out what happened.
gg
Nicholas Hughes
Brutally kunning, da git.
Brody Bennett
My nigga. I'm actually more worried about the lasers on my dune crawlers that the vanguards cancer guns.
Blake Carter
It would be more interesting to seem what happens if they just try to survive. >1 squad of ww2 germans and brits for operations quad (~15 models each) >~20 X-Wing ships >~platoon of imperial guard +Leman Russ +Sentinel +10 halflings >a handful of space police and wastland mutants >10 nurgle orcs and 3 trolls >skiatrii sc! box >death mask harlequins + another box of them >fellowship of the ring +theoden +box of rohirim cav >15 desert orks >about 5k points of AoS VC
Sebastian Flores
They're not miniatures but um... now my Bionicles are destroying the universe.
Brayden Green
Were also a hell of a lost faster and more mobile and agile, imagine putting on some football or hockey gear and making a running dive at your army as it marches around the corner.
You would crush any greater demon, grilyman or any other primarch miniature like it was nothing.
Crush titans and move too fast for them to bring their guns to bear, with speed and agility that none your size could ever hope to match that wouldnt seem possible from their perspective.
You would be the most fearsome battle terror they have ever seen, have fun with it.
If you have orks after a little bit of time try and convince them youre Gork / Mork cus of how killy you are.
Bentley Gray
Only the painted ones comes to life r... right?
Luke Flores
Aw shit I got tons of those.
They wouldn't count for this....I think.
Brandon Roberts
Seeing as i nasically have a dark angels legion probably no
Eli Jackson
Why do you ask?
Let's say in one situation only the finished ones do, in another they ALL come to life.
James Martinez
I keep my admech in my computer/gaming room. They'll be busy worshipping it long enough for me to get out.
Chase Ramirez
I think both Magnus and my Warlord titan could solo me fairly easily.
Nicholas Parker
the unpainted ones are extra fucking pissed you didn't finish them
Angel Reed
Well, they're all in storage, so I should be ok, but the rats in the attic are fucked...
Jaxson Diaz
3500 points of Space Marines. 1000 points of Guard. 1300 points of Khorne. 2000 points of Thousand Sons.
Yea... i wouldn't last an hour.
Jace Williams
It's dark Eldar. They'd do both.
Gavin Clark
...and then in two days we have full-sized Tyranids running rampant across the planet and humanity is extinct in a month.
William Flores
Well this is making me rethink having my orks on the shelf next to the gun safe, that's for sure.
Jaxson Lewis
>Two necron overlords with tachyon arrows I am oh so very dead.
Jace Turner
Having to deal with a fist sized beholder flying around and blasting everything would be awesomely awful
Justin Scott
Well I just got all if my kingdom death put together so
I'll die with an erection at least
Ryan Gonzalez
Man the Boys was an awesome comic.
Brutal, mindnumbing. It was like Doom, but with superheroes.
Justin Watson
>200+ 1/600 scale WWII and WWI aircraft >1/72 scale modern helicopters stacked with hellfire missiles, rocket pods and gatling guns >more than 100 1/72 tanks from WWII >Endless infantry from WWI, WWII >30+ 1/72 Field guns, including heavy artilery
I'm pretty fucked. The Japanese aircraft would kamikaze my eyes. Even if its just 5 ml of burning petrol, it would still hurt in my eyes.
The modern hellfire missiles would be what really scares me though... my skin will be no match. Likely the 1/600 scale aircraft will be more of a slow death like being stung to death by 200 bees - with tiny 20mm cannons
Evan Brooks
Slann would just melt my mind so I'm fucked
Cooper Gonzalez
>half a dozen raiders fly straight towards me, stabbibg me to death with shock prows
Jason Martin
Underrated post
Cooper Turner
I play goblins so I could take them until the spider riders come in. And the arachnorok.
Zachary Young
>*muffled cries of models begging to be put together*
Jackson Collins
This right fucking here.
David Taylor
My artillery train would probably hurt like fuck
Easton Cooper
...
Angel Perry
Bitch isn't this a Jojo stand?
I have a bunch a Dragons, some average forest monsters and a bloke with an over inflate ego who calls himself the "Forgotten King". I think they stand a chance.
Blake Green
Fly Swatter VS Blitza-bommer is a match-up I want to see.
Cameron Rivera
Can you imagine if GW wrote a book about fighting their own miniatures?
Juan Thompson
I got an hige ammount of hero-clix miniatures, so I got no chance
Lucas Smith
Imperial Guard, half of the Leman Russes had at least a broken track due to transporting shenanigans, the valkyrie is in flames before taking off and half of the guardsmen are probably too scared to jump off the shelves without aerial support.
I think i got this.
Jose Reed
>my orks (biggest army I have) It probably wouldn't be too bad at first but once I kill them they multiply cause Orks (free minis?) and a feel like a powerklaw to the leg could knock you down regardless of the size. I may be screwed, I'll just hope that I am kunnin' enuf to defeat them.
>csm army Really small like 1000 points so I could beat them. Daemon prince with wings might be a bit of a pest though.
Nicholas Jackson
>throws out minis sell them you schmuck.
Sebastian Edwards
It's Tyranids, so my room is now full of bats that shoot machine guns that shoot tiny burrowing worms that eat your central nervous system.
This is a huge problem.
Sebastian Taylor
Actually, after reading others, maybe I should just go with painting myself green and becoming da biggest ork. Then we can take my Chaos together.
Connor Nelson
>immediately shot in the back of the head by 2 display cases full of Orks, Guardsmen, Napoleonic line infantry/cannons, and a company each of WWII Germans and Brits with armor support. Any that's BEFORE the majority of the Guard and more WWII Soviets and Krauts manage to open their travel boxes.
I'd say I'm fairly fucked even before the Vikings and Romans manage to get into range.
Elijah Johnson
Why'd you do that?
Mason Bell
kek
John Hall
The poison of my huge Dark Eldar collection doesn't give two shits about how big or tough I am. Going to die a horrible, painful and slow death.
Hunter Morgan
The plasma, melta, missiles and lascannons would hurt. I don't fancy being pelted by 7 Kheres cannons either. Everything else would probably feel like bee stings.
Kayden Turner
I have 3000pt of necrons. I could throw shit at them, but again it's necrons. They'll be back. Tearing down the opposition at a molecular level. Monoliths, gates and god damn deepstriking Crypteks. >I'll admit, it's a bit fucked.
Jackson Walker
>keep all my friends models at my house to make transport easier It's only the miniatures I own that want to kill me r-right? The others want kill their owners and not me?
Brandon Sullivan
>The others want kill their owners and not me?
They'll force you to take them to their owners, and then kill you.
Leo Morales
I got a Dark angels army and a Farsight army. The Dark angels got their hands on a baneblade and would chase me around with it while a stormsurge and three riptides shit on me. I would tell the Dark angels that the tau are harboring Fallen and quickly make my escape
Justin Hill
Would he die?
Bentley Perry
I have been collecting, building and painting minis for all sorts of games and systems for 30 years.... I am in every sense of the word fucked.
My only hope would be to make a run for it and prey they are not able to track me down.
Henry Ramirez
I own a warlord titan and two warhounds. I assume a volcano cannon, even tiny, is enough to vaporize large chunks of my body.