Now they're stealing our stories

Now they're stealing our stories.

That's because they can't think of anything original.

who gives a fuck. People have been min-maxing intimidation orcs for years and it's always been funny. Wasn't an original story here either, get over it and stop browsing tumblr.

I've seen people on this board re-post stories from other sites dozens of times, and even go on to answer other poster's replies as if they were actually there. That's to say nothing of all the stories on here that are blatant fabrications, invented solely to play off the biases of chantards at large.

Get your head out of your ass.

because it's impossible for someone to frequent more than one website right?

It's possible the coworker is from Veeky Forums and was telling stories about greentexts, not knowing he was talking to a tumblrite. Someone here is a story stealing asshole, but it very well could have been one of us.

>hurrrr min-maxing and funny stories are our trademark!

Yet I bet you grumble at GW's tight-assed IP enforcement, don't you?

Shitty orc thief-wannabe isn't exactly a unique concept.

At least it's not as bad as players trying to re-enact these stories or present the character ideas from them as their own concepts.

> Veeky Forums widely shills the new edition of D&D for being player friendly and simple
> goes out of its way to curate new players
> thinks 5e is a shining path to a new future for RPGs
> 90% of arguments for why it is good stem from "well it's not 3.5!"
> now, tabletop hobby is flooded with more roasties and normies than ever before
> dumb-ass mechanics pander to them
> the nat20 meme is in full force thanks to Critical Roll
> Cards Against Humanity has fueled this idea that the fun in gaming stems from ridiculous scenarios creating autistic laughter
> video games have also put the Chaotic Randumb mentality in these new players
> most of the girls don't even bother learning to play as they are there to soak up male attention from beta orbiters
> this is what Veeky Forums wants

I will never understand you people.