Ork creation thread

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

ROIGHT, BOYZ, WE'Z MAKIN' A NEW KLAN!!!


BUT ARE WE A PROPA ORKY KLAN, OR WE JUST A BUNCHA FREEBOOTAZ?

(roll 1d10)

Rolled 7 (1d10)

Rollin' boss

Taking over for OP, he'z a git!

We got: Freeboota

>Pick a color ya git! (d100)

Rolled 98 (1d100)

Here boss

Purple (da sneakiest. Neva saw one, didja?)

Good roll

>We gots an Ork wots lejundery. 'Oo was 'e again? (d10)

Rolled 1 (1d10)

Rolloo

Warboss/Kaptin

>Aw'roight, now what'd 'e do? (d100)

Rolled 4 (1d10)

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>ork creation thread
Do non-40k things count if they're intenitonally Orky themed? Because I saw an Orkz Commander decklist in the EDH thread the other day

Konkered otha puny-er Orks

>Gork or Mork? (D10)

Rolled 4 (1d10)

I hope Mork

Mork

Yer a lucky little git!

>'ow many boyz we got left? (d10)

Rolled 8 (1d10)

Luckyyy

We gots more boyz dan you can toss a herd o' Squigs at! An' trust me, I tried.

>'ow big are da boyz boss? (d10)

This is a regiment roll but otherwise yes it would.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

Thanks man.

Da boyz be lucky to krump one of 'dem blue boyz...

See dem gits ova dere? Deyz off limits until I sez so. Got it?! (d100)

Rolled 78 (1d100)

Whateva you sez, Boss.

Dem 'umies is off limitz

See dem gits ova dere? Krump 'em. (d100)

Rolled 40 (1d100)

So yer sayin' we 'ave a bunch of lil' squishy kommando boyz? An' we'z Freebootaz? DAT AIN'T ORKY, YA GIT.

Krupp all dem pointy-hed pansyboyz

We got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got da mos ov? (d10)
'Ey me boys wuz 'oo squishy ta be propa orky

Rolled 3 (1d10)

Shoota boyz
'e haff gut dakka et 'its bettah cuz 'e wants et 'oo 'it.

Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted? (d100)

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Iz big n tuff, but not as tuffer n bigger dan you boss