Can we have a Dwarf discussion thread?

Can we have a Dwarf discussion thread?

Specifically, the topics that tend not to get discussed in most settings;

Dwarven cuisine, ship-building, things like that?

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>Dwarven ship-building
Pumice is one hell of a material.

lots of mushrooms

i want to play dwarf fortress now

even though its a littlw obvious i think the Viking ships are perfect. they have a blocky looking hull and the crew os exposed to the elements, which dorfs wouldnt give a fuck about

also its powered by dwarf muscles

maybe ones without sails

Mating rituals?

thanks for inviting Tumblr to the thread fucktard

Dude, nobody cares.

Cuisine: mushrooms, dried -whatever crawls around underground-, rocks and gems
Mating rituals: finding the biggest softest rock and making it your wife

It's fairly safe to say that a dwarven civilisation living underground would have subterranean rivers, perhaps even oceans in the more fantasy-based settings, that they would have to cross.

Sail-less ships make sense.

What about bats, lizards, fish, lichen, moss and all the things associated with them?

Cave fish would have to lay eggs, so that's caviar sorted for the fancy Dwarves.

I'm sure you'd get some sort of crab, or lobster as well. What I want to find out is what kind of vegetables, or perhaps fruit, you could grow in a completely underground setting.