ITT: lemme hear your warcry

Aaaa?

Rolled 155 (1d173)

SINCE WHEN DO I NEED TO ROLL FOR SCREAMING? FINE!

>normies
youtube.com/watch?v=I9QuO09z-SI&t=00m50s

>mute inari sniper
[ADORABLE DEATH STARE]

STEAMED HAMS

IMMM A MOUTHERFUCKIN WIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZAAAAARRRRRDDD

WHO WANTS TO COME WITH ME AND MELT IN THE SUN

Split your lungs with blood and thunder.
Blood and hellfire sometimes instead.

TWINS THEY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

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FOOOOOOOOR PONNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

youtube.com/watch?v=G7MoXPxA5LM

youtube.com/watch?v=cBkWhkAZ9ds
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Power Word: Kill

THAT'S NOT MY COW!

THAT'S MY HORSE
youtube.com/watch?v=wSYpsRJuWdA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MUTHERLAND

IIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMM NNNNNNNUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

It's almost harvesting season!

quit yelling down there

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

youtube.com/watch?v=aAFzen4F7VM

got me

>the sound of aztecs charging at you
>charging horse noises

WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY!

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCKING BEAT ME TO IT

EULALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FOR TEMMPUUSSS!!

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>turn away to breathe

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE FEAR
THE FEAR
THE FEAR
THE FEAR
FEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRrrrrrr...

Literal Reddit thread

AAAARRRGGHHHH
I'M ON FIRE GIVE ME A HUG
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TAKE THE KNOT!!!!!!!!!

[silence]

fucking aztecs man

fucking goons man

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I'M COVERED IN BEES!

WEAKLING! WEAKLING!

A NUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

leedle leedle leedle lee

TUNGE SE PUUKKO KURKKUUS JA PAINU HELEVETTII SAAKELIN TOLUAIVO!

Came here to post this

GOTT MIT UNS!

Nostalgiaded hard

Holy shit.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I played Serious Sam once, during a LAN, about thirteen years ago now.

I still remember their exact tone of voice.

WER'Z ME BOYZ AT!? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

I DON'T WANT TO DIEEEEEE!

UUUULLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

youtu.be/WLyiHHEHylw

IDLE IDLE EEEEEEEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=aXkw4j0x1h8

Jesus fuck

not going
WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHH HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO

YO WHAT THE FUCK DAWG

what is wrong with that dog

ED BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS!

>horse noises and aztecs
W E W L A D
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L
A
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also

pretty sure the aztecs never had the "death whistle", I guarantee it's something a mexican made up to sell to gullible gringos

AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

youtu.be/OsFYPVxHKdc

RRRAAAAUUUGGGGHHH

>A legion of horribles, hundreds in number, half naked or clad in costumes attic or biblical or wardrobed out of a fevered dream with the skins of animals and silk finery and pieces of uniform still tracked with the blood of prior owners, coats of slain dragoons, frogged and braided cavalry jackets, one in a stovepipe hat and one with an umbrella and one in white stockings and a bloodstained wedding veil and some in headgear or cranefeathers or rawhide helmets that bore the horns of bull or buffalo and one in a pigeontailed coat worn backwards and otherwise naked and one in the armor of a Spanish conquistador, the breastplate and pauldrons deeply dented with old blows of mace or sabre done in another country by men whose very bones were dust and many with their braids spliced up with the hair of other beasts until they trailed upon the ground and their horses' ears and tails worked with bits of brightly colored cloth and one whose horse's whole head was painted crimson red and all the horsemen's faces gaudy and grotesque with daubings like a company of mounted clowns, death hilarious, all howling in a barbarous tongue and riding down upon them like a horde from a hell more horrible yet than the brimstone land of Christian reckoning, screeching and yammering and clothed in smoke like those vaporous beings in regions beyond right knowing where the eye wanders and the lip jerks and drools.

There are ancient specimens of skull whistles in Aztec burial sites, but the what and why of their use is unknown.

They're real, but the hundred warriors blowing them as they march is wank.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHH

Aa.

AAAAAAAAAAA!

I WILL RAPE YOUR COFFEE TABLE WITH MY CUP!!!

Prolly it's conquistador horses

*SMOKING RED HOT ENGINE NOISES*

tähtäävät niiden pallot!

What?

DEELEELEELEE WHOOOOOOOP!