Egyptian Elves

>Roman Elves
>Phoenician Dwarves
>Arabian Humans

>roman orcs
>germanic beastmen

>(human culture) (species)
Boring, just run a historical game with magic

>Norse Elves
>British Elves
>Chinese Elves
>Breton Elves
>Redneck Elves
>Egyptian Dwarves
>Persian Dwarves
>Greek Dwarves
>Greek Humans
>Irish Humans
>Russian Humans
>Tarzan Humans
>Japanese Humans
>Australian Humans
>Inca Humans
>Cajun Humans
>Tibetan Halflings
>Barsoomian Orcs

Rate my setting's generic race stereotypes.

>Reddit OP

Norse orcs are cooler

>>Redneck Elves
Some part of me finds this erotic, and I have no idea why

WUZ

SOME

Probably the implied inbreeding.

SORT

BODY

>Boring, just run a historical game with magic
Boring and retarded, run an actual historical game.

>Hack Worldbuilding

SUICIDE SQUAD

>Barsoomian Orcs
I'm sold, where do I sign up to be mysteriously whisked to Mars?

>Spanish halflings
>Scotish Woodelves
>Welsh Gnomes
>French Highelves
>French Humans
>British Humans
>German Dwarfs
>Norse Giants
>Russian Giants
>Ottoman Orcs
>Moroccan Humans
>Slavic Orcs
>Slavic Humans
>Roman Humans
>Greek Humans
>Arabic Hobgoblins

You just want to stick it in the hot red space women.

Reminder that they lay eggs, so they never get pregnancy fat or anything similar.

ONCE

>akkadian ogres

WE WUZ ELVES AN SHIET

>Egyptian elves
Honestly the pointy ears sticking out of the dreadlocked/braided wigs really does it for me.

The egyptians were VERY multiculyural.
They were an empire after all.

ruling egypt is like ur mum on a saturday night
everybody has a go

are the crystal gems

why tho

>it takes a certain kind of autist to equate entire races to specific cultures
ftfy

Wait the red ones lay eggs? I thought I was just the barsoomians?

All of them are Barsoomians. Green, red, black, white, and yellow. And they all lay eggs. At the end of A Princess of Mars Carthoris' egg is about to hatch.

In theory, I can see somebody deciding the tldr version of drow is 'goth elves'. That actually sounds infinitely better than actual drow.
It'd still be inaccurate to say that it's what you'd end up with if you had Egyptian Elves, but I can see how somebody would get there.

>hawaiian humans
>Maori Ogres
>Khmer Empire Elves
>Japanese Orcs
>filipino halflings
>Easter Island Golems
>chinese dwarves
>Lemurian lizardmen

Halfling halberds

>Boring and retarded, run an actual historical game.
Boring, build a time machine and hang out with Caesar and Isaac Newton instead.

>Reminder that they lay eggs, so they never get pregnancy fat or anything similar.

Dropped.

TOLD ME

Got a thing for wood elves? That would explain it

>Ehh... a bit bland and kinda unrealistic
Humanity was one culture once.

Babylon was p boring desu.
Greece is way better.
>I'm a filthy classics student

>Phoenician Gnomes

Indian Humans
Indian Elves
Indian Dwarves

Khmer Kobolds

Yay or nay?

ZA WARUDO

I'm currently trying to build a quick something for a campaign, with middle eastern inspirations. So far I have :

>Pseudo Babylonian human kingdom
>Pseudo Egyptian kingdom, ruled by a species of giant beast men similar to the actual Egyptian pantheon
>Gnoll African tribes in the south

Suggestions for more nations, or how to integrate more "traditionnal fantasy race archetypes" to the setting? I'd like my players to have access to at least the core races.

Also, thinking of having Dwarves be jewish-inspired nomads. Travelling in caravans from city to city, earning a living with trade and crafts, with a strong sense of tradition. Have to think about it.

>Egyptians
>balck

t.autist

Look up Dominions 4 and take a look at their nations.

>X culture on Y race
>GM doesn't know anything about X culture
>in fact,he doesn't even know technological and cultural advancements of X culture
>he just putted aesthetics of culture X on race Y and called it a day

>EVERYONE has mentality of a modern human
You just know this sort of GM's treat paladins like anime protagonists.

Nubian orcs

>everyone thinks you are savage barbarians
>you still invent major military inovations
>you conquer egypt twice (and then leave)
>inovate architechture
>people still think you are savage barbarians

such is life

also we wuz pharaohs and shit (only they actually were twice)

>(human culture) (fantasy race)
it's fucking shit
If I wanted fucking Egyptians I'd just make them Egyptians
Good job making 3 whole races have less cultural diversity than a single real world region

Literally what the fuck are you talking about

>and then leave
If by 'leave' you mean 'get fucking btfo like the savage barbarians you are' then yes

The multiple races thing is a plague of fantasy. Shoulda just kept it all human and let Dwarfs and Elves remain weird and special like the magical creatures they are.

High Fantasy was a Mistake.

no, actually the Nubians spent 2 years in egypt took the Egyptian treasury and left.

the Egyptians thought they were going to come back and they made sure to have the palace refurnished, but they never came back.

there was no battle, and the egyptians didnt even get a chance to revolt.

My mind goes straight to Jaime Pressly.
I dont mind that thought at all.

Do they racemix with chill Orcs?

no but they go to the same churches

Does anybody know why they left?

the theory is that their leader was really superstitious and saw some poor omen, or maybe he just hated egypt and wanted to go home

what is known is that he never bothered to learn egyptian, and didnt do much while he was there.

The only one's who weren't a deep chocolatey brown were the hellenic dynasty, kiddo

and we all know where that dynasty went

just like tolkien would've wanted

If that's and Ancient Egyptian staue (though it looks like it might be Greek) then they were definitely white

Is this deep chocolatey brown?

It's a 2nd century AD Roman sculpture of a Greek (Bithynian) man, Antinous, who was Hadrian's boy lover. He was deified after his untimely death at 19, and was often depicted as Orisis in art.

>black people are THIS deluded
wow

Come to think of it, I think I've seen this statue in person.

Is it at the Chicago Institute of Art?

>Persian
>present day Turkey, Iran, Iraq & Afghanistan
>Humans

No, the one in the OP is from the Papal collection in Vatican. But there are over a hundred surviving statues of him, as Hadrian promoted the cult throught the empire by funding the construction of temples of Antinous, and even built a private shrine near his villa where he gathered masterwork statues of his ex-lover. The one in Chicago doesn't have any Osiris symbolism.

>arabian humans
its not 2100 yet user

>Turks
>Being related to Iranians

Mate Turks migrated to Anatolia, and before that everybody living there was Greek. It was just Eastern Hellas

Also Pashto are technically an ethnic mix of Iraniabs, Turks, and Panjabis.

KANGZ

But Hittites are just Egyptians with none of the style.

>>Ottoman Orcs
My nigga. I also use them for Moors.
They're actually mostly human with an "orcish" rulling class. "Orcs" being the mixed progeny of humans with varying levels of djinn and efreet heritage.

Orc is a derogatory term. They generally prefer desert blooded.

>Brown Jackalgirl Egyptians
>Rome invades it to solve their women shortage
>Their reaction is pretty much "k"
My heartboner is too erect to care about your opinion.

Beat me to it.

Kill yourself

Hot. Couldn't play though. Too magical realm.

>Babylonian Dwarves

You might wanna look up the meaning of "Aryan" :^)

It's not like there's no historical precedent for this.

How are Babylonians and Persians different again? I know the latter eventually took over the former, thus freeing the Jews.

There's no realm more magical than the one we live in.
I seriously hope the mods aren't going to ban me for artistic nudity. That'd just be silly.

Wait wait wait...

Does Rome gets wolf girls due to their creation legend? MILFs acceptable too.

Generally speaking this is pushing your luck. Good taste, though.

...

>Some user reposts it after I deleted it
You're a braver man than I am. Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.

Asterix feasts on roman wenches

Two flavors of ancient bearded brown people, like French vanilla vs vanilla bean.

>posted multiple times in context
>never gets deleted
>pushing your luck
???

A really reeeeeeeally long time ago, sure.

TOKI WO TOMARE

For some murricans yes. But they are creepy fucks in that regard anyway.

Pretty cool, didnt know that. Any other cool ancient factoids? no sarcasm

Wtf, I thought a mod deleted that.