Statistics for Gaston?

Gaston is the best. And the rest is all drips!

Serious one of the top non-gay Disney villains.

Ursula- lesbo
Jafar- gay
Scar- gay

He even sets out to rescue the kidnapped girl (obvious Stockholm Syndrome) and kill the beast before it could threaten the peaceful villagers. Sadly he was playing in one of those edgy campaigns where the bad guy always wins.

Plot twist: Gaston is the hero of the story.

Let's not forget that Belle is a total Mary Sue.
>Everyone likes Gaston and his 36 CHA except Belle
>Gaston has three blonde bombshells who are more than willing to share, yet he still goes after Belle and Belle alone
>Belle and her father are the fucking only ones who read in their entire village, even though it has a bookstore. If we are to believe this then either she and her father read enough to keep the bookstore running by themselves, or it's a front for an illegal drug ring
>There's this big, dangerous monster that everyone's afraid of but he falls in love with Belle because she's special and pretty and not like all the other girls
This is the kind of stuff you see on a socially awkward tween girl's fanfiction.net account.

As a specimen, yes, you're intimidating.

>he doesn't know about the live-action retcon of Gaston

>twist

>No-one sucks cock like Gaston

I have a crush on you...

Posts like this are why I fucking love this board.

>Class: Paladin
Too bad the campaign ended with him falling

Pffffffffft

Capped

People like you is why Veeky Forums is still the best board on Veeky Forums.

Wow, I never thought bout it that way. Belle really IS trash!

this is why i still come to Veeky Forums

You earned this.

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Thank you user, you've just made my day.

Nice

The first time in recent memory I've seen a stat me thread become worthwhile.

damn nice

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Trump 10

Add this

Wait what!? They made the ultimate ladies man a cock sucking fag?

bmup

Does anyone have the greentext of Gaston as the true hero of B&tB and eating all the eggs

Erm, is that a worm reference or a trump reference?

Either way its bland as fuck shitpost, you could have at least described his power(how exactly does gaston have a trump effect for example?, that literally does not make any sense brute or master maybe but not trump.) furthermore, trump (the person) and gaston are absolutely nothing alike even if you squint at it.

not the same user but I remade this

No its actually Le "No one's _____ is as thick as Gastons" Fon.

So we are going to get some good old gay bashing. I don't think Disney thought this though.

>implying Disney would make it's first gay character the villain
Nah, it's just some fat chubby fuckboi that sings Gaston's praises while hoping to get him drunk enough to fondle his feminine penis.

Put me in the screencap senpai

Hastings only wants Belle because he wants to be married to a girl who won't actually fuck him, thereby preserving the secret that he's gay as a rainbow falling over a pride parade.

There are already 2 caps. You're too late buddy, sorry

Gaston autocorrects to Hastings apparently.

>Hastings
>Haste
>No ones quick as Gaston

Even a failed auto-correct is a success for Gaston

Ursula's based on an IRL drag-queen, user.

> Jafar = gay
> that sexy slave situation with Jasmine where he was clearly loving it, esp. when he thought she was magically into him
> ?????

> Scar
> has a 'wife' (male lions fuck all of the females in their Pride, but this one was particurally noted) and multiple offspring

Ummmm are you sure you're not just picking skinny dudes and a particurally large woman? (I'd say fat, but, octopus, so maybe she's average and her sister is an anorexic train wreck) Cause, you missed a few, if so.

God damn it user, this is beautiful.

It's a tumblr meme based on a few stills and his accent, I suspect.
You know what those fuckers are like

>based on a few stills and his accent
also eyebrows

i swear no matter how much time passes Veeky Forums will forever prove itself to be the best board.

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>Yfw the reason Belle wasn't into Gaston is because she was an evil sorceress likely learning black magic from all those books
>When Gaston discovered the black magic in their book store he had dad imprisoned, likely thinking he had done something to Belle
>MEANWhile.Belle used her feminine wiles to ally herself with a werewolf Lord
>Gaston failed to stop the villains

Shit now i want to run a campaign on this.

Quality content, user.

Yes its a Worm reference you fucking ignoramus.

Trump is one of the twelve power classifications created by the PRT still in modern day use.[1] Trumps have powers that can manipulate powers in some capacity; altering, granting, strengthening, weakening or removing them entirely.[2] It also includes parahumans that can adapt new powers.[3] Some Trumps have powers that solely interact with the powers of others.[2] Trump powers are very rare: only about three to five percent of parahumans have a Trump rating.[4]

There a paste from the Worm wiki.

No one stats like Gaston...

...Until now.

>you stupid faggot why don't you know all about this [MEDIA PROPERTY] even though I already know about it?

Not that user but chill out yo

underrated post

FUND IT.

>Trumps have powers that can manipulate powers in some capacity; altering, granting, strengthening, weakening or removing them entirely.[2] It also includes parahumans that can adapt new powers.[3] Some Trumps have powers that solely interact with the powers of others.

None of this applies to gaston. That's why it's fucking dumb and that other user was questioning why the fuck you mentioned "trump" even with the added number score you gave to it.

Sereusly what the absolute fuck does the trump classification and gaston have in common?

Tumblr is straight up cancer though.
Reddit's more mainstream subreddits are cancer too but it highly depends on the subreddits.
9gag is just a meme database, nothing particularly wrong with it.

Why are there Toms, Dicks and Stanleys in a random provincial tavern in 18th century France?

>cant watch without expecting YTP edits

Those were pretty common names in France too actually.

Something I would like to remind you all of is that the rose fully wilts on the beasts 21st birthday.
So what?
In one song it's mentioned he has been like this for ten years.
So when the witch came to the castle and he answers the door he was ELEVEN at absolute most.
Of course he's rude and doesn't want to let an old women into the castle, he's eleven and it's late at night!

Level 5 Handsome man!

Chad wasn't invented yet

I know that feel

I literally have only ever seen the Waxinator versions of the videos so I only know half the lyrics

>it's espesemiyesimiyesimiyes I'M DATING

CR 25 Intelligent Hurricane

That was fucking amazing. I kneel before you

How the hell did Belle resist his seduction roll? He must have rolled a natural 1.

And to think that I came into this thread expecting owlbear stats...

And also been in a position where either his GM has nat 1s on skill checks be autofails and she could flatly turn down a 1+13 CHA mod+relevant bonuses

You cheeky bastard.

>ursula
>a drag-queen as a main villain
>lesbo

Noone's posted them yet? For shame, Veeky Forums. For shame.

Large fey beast XP 700
Initiative +6 Senses Perception +12; low-light vision
HP 212; Bloodied 106
AC 22; Fortitude 22, Reflex 19, Will 20
Saving throws+2
Speed 7
Action points1
Claw (standard; at-will)
Reach 2; +12 vs AC; 2d6+5 damage
Double Attack (standard; at-will)
The owlbear makes two claw attacks. If both claws hit the same target, the target is grabbed (until escapes).
Bite (standard; at-will)
Grabbed target only; automatic hit; 4d8+5 damage.
Stunning Screech (immediate reaction, when first bloodied; encounter)
Close burst 1; +10 vs Fortitude; the target is stunned (save ends)
Align. UnalignedLang. None
Skills None
Str 20 (+9)Dex 14 (+6)Wis 16 (+7)
Con 16 (+7)Int 2 (0)Cha 10 (+4)
Equipment None

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INTENSIFYING/10

those aren't even the right owlbear statistics, idiot
owlbear replies to "stat me" threads always use 3.5 stats

No class is as good as Gaston

This isn't a good meme and never was.

It was a while since I seen something good in Veeky Forums, well done user.

>Douses Lights
Means to "punch someones lights out"
So I don't know where you're getting WIS from that, it should definitely be more STR.
And does intimidate use CHA, or STR?
And matching wits would be INT, right?
/autism

>Stockholm Syndrome
Now rewatch the film and read up about Lima Syndrome.

Seriously. She doe not display any signs of Stockholm Syndrome, doesn't even want to relate to Beast until he first attempts to actually relate to her as a person rather then just a captive.

>Means to "punch someones lights out"
>So I don't know where you're getting WIS from that, it should definitely be more STR.
Are you saying Gaston couldn't punch out a burning building?

>And does intimidate use CHA or STR?
Cha in most D&D versions.

>And matching wits should be INT, right?
Wis is what is used for common sense decisions in D&D.

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