The King asks your party to find the Princess and rescue her from the vile cult...

...Are we the cult?

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>The King

>it turns out that The King is actually The Country

Does the Kong offer you jewels? Enough to make you all kings yourselves? With offerings of plenty more where that came from? Does your party wish to see an old man with only love for his daughter die happily?

We'll just have our wizard transform themselves to look like the princess so we can get the reward, and then get the hell out of there!

>The monarch represents the State
This is good

>The monarch is a king
>The monarch doesn't rule by popular sovereignity
>The "monarch" isn't a Roman style dictator who saves the Republic in times of crisis
Get this guy out of here.

I fuck the princess, whether she wants to or not.

>The "monarch" isn't a Roman style dictator who saves the Republic in times of crisis
This has never gone poorly before.

turns out the King is a doppelganger who was pretending to be a king in disguise pretending to be a wizard of my party the whole time!

The new referee is openly a doppelganger, they transform to look like NPCs or do character voices.
The PCs are all "secretly" playing doppelgangers to haze her.

We rape the princess, wait till she gives birth then skinn her and have our necromancer turn her into a skinn suit to infiltrate the court with a baby that has the royall bloodline.
Raise the kid to be OP as fuck and favour his ''Uncles'' who saved his mom.

Retire as LE officialls.

Providence has not only given me repeating digits twice, but it has given me the exact same repeating digits twice in a row. Your argument is invalid.

The princess is the wizard

Didn't know Satan posted on Veeky Forums. On the other hand, it doesn't surprise me.

>The cult is actually the Royal Guard in hiding.
>The Royal Guard in the palace right now are Dopplegangers serving the Doppleganger King.
>The Cult Leader is a second doppleganger pretending to be the real king.
>He's pretending to organize retaking the throne and throwing the dopplegangers out, while secretly hindering their efforts.

Too many steps.

d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/mindSeed.htm

>Implying we didn't know she was a princess the entire time.
>Implying I'm not secretly playing one of her servants that the King asked to keep an eye on her.
>Implying the King doesn't know and isn't just reminding her to visit home every once in a while.
We playing Fire Emblem. The fact that we have nobility with us is pretty much a given.

>using a psionic power that doesn't actually put you in their mind just copies yours over theirs.
>not using True Mind Switch and disposing of your previous body.

It's like you don't want to rule a kingdom.

If I only have one copy of my mind, how can I simultaneously be head of both the Secular and Religious authorities, as both monarch and high priest(ess), while simultaneously maintaining the appearance of them being separate entities?

>It's like you don't want to rule a kingdom.
That sounds like a pain in the ass.
It is enough for the ruler to share my views.

Smack the shit out of the Princess for making us do all this work. Tie the bitch up and bring her home, get paid.

Blame it on the cultists when the king asks.

>Smack the shit out of the Princess for making us do all this work.
Do you like, hate getting paid or something?

I hate doing unnecessary work.

There were other jobs we could've taken. Jobs that could've actually meant something. But instead we were props in the Princess' story making time that she'll share with the other royal sows when they're too old to do stuff like this again.

>a princess murderhoboing for a week across the kingdom

git ye gone, filthy peasants, I will bathe in thy blood

>Blame it on the cultists when the king asks.
Because he is certain to believe you over his daughter when she tells him what really happened.

Blame cult trickery.

Worst case scenario she still has to explain why she received payment to rescue herself.

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>Worst case scenario she still has to explain why she received payment to rescue herself.
AFTER you've been executed for assaulting a royal.

That's really spooky.
He's not just good with dumpire faces and cool beauties.

Yeah, and?
Was the Princess just supposed to leave her twin sister's rescue in the hands of a bunch of murderhobos?

Well, his last manga was horror. Maybe he just didn't want it to go to waste.

>The King asks your party to find the Princess and rescue her from the vile cult. After a week of general murderhoboing your way across the kingdom, it turns out the Princess was the friendship you made along the way!

turns out the Princess is a Jewpelganger

I TOLD YOU FOOLS TO CHECK FOR ILLUSIONS

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

>The King asks your party to find the Princess and rescue her from the vile cult. After a week of general murderhoboing your way across the kingdom, the part knocks out one of their members and disguises her as the Princess. Unbenounced to the rest of the party, she was the Princess in disguise as a member of your party the whole time!

I'd probably be very upset. I could have been saving people who actually needed me instead of catering to some spoiled bitch's whim.

>After a week of general murderhoboing your way across the kingdom,

Pretty sure it's implied the murderhoboing was spent tracking her down through the cult (who, as it turns out, dindu nuffin).

>The King asks your party to find the Princess and >rescue her from the vile cult. After a week of >general murderhoboing your way across the >kingdom, it turns out the Princess in disguise as a >member of your party the whole time!

So you're telling me...YOU'RE TELLING ME...we turned the princess into a murderhobo?
What's the problem again?

Murderhoboing is ALWAYS the party giving no fucks.

One of the players do a crazy good impression, the referree is inpressed. Changelings happen.

Autism

>the princess is a magical horse

>The King asks your party to find the Princess and rescue her from the vile cult. After a week of general murderhoboing your way across the kingdom, it turns out a member of your party was in disguise as the princess the whole time!

The King asks your party to find the vile cult and rescue the Princess from it. After a week of general murderhoboing your way across the kingdom, one of your players bothers to reads their pre-generated character's backstory and it turns out she was the Princess in disguise the whole time!

is this Jab? If so, which Jab

Thanks for playing along chum

>The entire party is made up of princes and princesses who would rather adventure than fulfill their social obligations
>Regularly have to deal with assassins and adventurers trying to "rescue" specific party members

Enemy 1: Fear not princess we have come to save you from these brigands
Party member 1: Fuck off.
Enemy 1: What? Do we do now?
Enemy 2: The king never said she had to come willingly just that he wanted us to bring her back.

The entire party was dopplegangers of the original real party who was the vile cult who was keeping a doppleganger of the princess hostage while the doppelgangers had the real princess in their party because the king is a doopelganger of the real king who is dead.

Suddenly the party loses interest in sharing their sexual consists from during their adventure with the knights of a mug of ale.

What?

The party had lots of raunchy sex with each other, is what I'm saying.

Well yeah. You get lonely on those long journeys, and everyone is so physically fit.

>The whole party consists of disguised runaway princesses from rival kingdoms

Take her over the knee and spank her thoroughly for worrying her father, endangering herself, and wasting our time.

Is this before or after you mindlessly murderhobo'd across the continent?

Judging by OP, I assume after or part say through.

What is her cuteness level? How high her pattablity? How prone I'd she to smugness and ojou laughs?

Critical data.

>What is her cuteness level?
Mid.
>How high her pattablity?
High.
>How prone I'd she to smugness
Low.
>and ojou laughs?
n/a

Why pay for a prostitute when you got a free hi of meat in your party?

The lack of smug smug and ojou laughs is a serious hit.

Well if we're talking about overly-complicated plots my current campaign is about the players who are secretly cultists (from different cults,, completely unaware of each other's true motives) pretending to be adventurers who have recently been rused by the king who is secretly a vampire into giving the princess of a neighboring kingdom a necklace that is secretly possessed by a demon. Unfortunately just after they gave it to her the royal banquet erupted into violence as a giant statue from another kingdom was secretly a trojan horse where cultists from a completely unrelated cult were secretly hiding in.

>Petty royal succession troubles for what... One country? On one world? A little below my pay grade.
When you're so insecure, you have to project your power fantasy even on Veeky Forums.

There is no cure for bad taste.

Details.

>...we turned the princess into a murderhobo?

In all fairness, your majesty, we're aware of what goes on in the court. We're doing your princess a favor by training her before her rivals make their move.

When did this stop being a doppelganger thread?

this sounds awesome!
also that's a lot of cultists!

>SQUARE ENIX
What's that picture from?

If we were all talking about how we're doppelgangers, we wouldn't be very good doppelgangers, user.

t. Mimic

>Mimic
I want /pal/ to leave.

OOPS All Cultists!

She's getting punched in the tit for making us go out of our way for what could have been an easy paycheck.

According to our Russian contacts, it's for some mobile game called "Lost Crusade."

>The King asks your party to find the Princess and rescue her from the vile cult.
>After a week of general murderhoboing your way across the kingdom
>it turns out you were the Princess all along

What do you mean jammed? And what flavor?

Strawberry.

REQUESTING CUTE AND/OR LEWD PRINCESS ART

Hello I am a cute and perfectly normal princess. Please, rest on this cute and perfectly normal bed by laying prone on it without weapons.

...

Best princess.

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Elves are quick to emit lewdness.

Sounds legit

Who?

The author of Jitsu wa Watashi wa. It's good, read it.

Time to start regretting having casual sex with the party members

I want to go second! Gimme a turn with the royal booty!

i think its "Dat Ass"