In one fictional fantasy setting, female drarves have beards

Bearded dwarven women are the best.

Because it drives home that dwarves are not humans.

Bonus points when dwarven beards act like some kind of insectoid antenna, feeling things in the dark. Maybe have dwarven beards that transition into long nosehairs so dwarves can pick up smells even better in the dark underground.

Depends on the setting.

In our real world, some men have beards and others don't. Which one is objectively the only correct one?

Neither. Both are generic as fuck, and completely devalues the idea of fantasy and the fantastic.

I don't think anyone except for myself has managed to catch on to your sarcasm.

Yes, it was far too subtle for us, the way he went on and on spelling it out.

Let's kick this up a notch

Can a dragon without separate arms and wings still be called a dragon or must it be called a wyvern?

It's a dwagon

Only if it doesn't breath fire, but if it does breathe fire then it is a fire drake

That's because you have autism.

Solution: Dwarves of both genders can grow beards, but the females shave more often.

>not having your dragons come in all shapes and sizes, with different number of limbs, horns, etc.

only if it has wheels instead of arms

Is the only way you can drive home that other races are not humans something that occurs in humans?

When does it stop being a dragon and become an ordinary lizard? Where is the line in the sand?

If it breathers fire, it's a dragon.

>Hey, I wonder if this is that guy who gets asspained and makes whiny metathreads all the time because the mods don't send him an email every time they make a decision-

>It IS him!

Keep it up, OP! You're almost winning!

So if it breathes lightning or ice, it's just a lizard?

>because the mods don't send him an email every time they make a decision
What? I never said that.

>dwarf babies are made when the dwarf man cums on the dwarf female then forges a baby out of cum and steel
>the magical dwarf semen allows the baby to slowly grow into a dwarf child
>and that's how dwarves are made

this is so dumb i love it

In one fictional fantasy setting, boobs.
In another, unrelated fictional fantasy setting, butts.
Which one of those is objectively the only correct one?
I cannot comprehend two fictional settings having different facts about what an imaginary creature looks like. One of them has to be right and the other has to be wrong. I am incapable of accepting that this sort of thing depends on the setting. I demand that all fictional settings be exactly the same. There must be a single correct way to write about wimminz. It can't depend on the setting. One must be true and the other false.

You're the guy who's been fighting the good fight since 2009, right

neither. FACE is the correct one, since that's the part you'll be looking at the most.

dwarves reproduce asexually, like yeast
thus there are no dwarven females

seriously, have you ever seen a female dwarf? they're not real. dwarves are just afraid of spilling their spaghetti.

>wimminz
>imaginary creatures

How can faces be real if our eyes aren't real?

It's better than
>Different race cause culture

Let me think a moment. Yes.

So much of this.

Yes, and I never said I wanted the mods to send me an email.

It depends on the setting. Your inability to comprehend this is your failing, not the world's.