At Barnes and Noble

>At Barnes and Noble
>Sci-fi section is inexplicably next to the Romance section
>Wander into Romance by accident
>Realize that literally every cover is one of a woman in a fancy period dress, a shirtless guy who's usually a cowboy, or a man and woman kissing, the first of whom may or may not be shirtless
>Also everyone is white
How would you make a setting based on the most stereotypical trashy romance books?

Other urls found in this thread:

mediafire.com/file/w5obqm2tr1szc4u/Book_of_Erotic_Fantasy.pdf
mediafire.com/file/tvtrm623e4l3cyd/CarnalKnowledgeGuide.pdf
mediafire.com/file/slozgb5uwqpdobi/D20_-_D&D_-_Mongoose_Publishing_-_Encyclopaedia_Arcane_-_Nymphology_-_Blue_Magic.pdf
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It already exists. It's called Blue Rose.

Alright user you got my attention. Now does any one have a pdf?

Silk and the Glen
It's a Veeky Forums system built entirely for the purpose.

Wasn't this what lovedagger was suppose to be?

>Also everyone is white

Maybe because nobody wants to look at niggers. Not even niggers.

I thought it was because niggers where too busy reading the ones about dinosaurs. Imho that would make them have slightly better taste.

Oh sounds fun! Do you have a link?

Same for this one.

>Implying niggers can read

Or Monsterhearts, if you are more into urban fantasy.

Wew lad.

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Are there even NSFW level RPG's?

I'm not saying 50 Shades level stuff, but definitely NSFW style campaigns.

Wasn't that just 40k like it was written by a chick?
>Thread about shitty romance novel drifting into discussion about niggers
>Thread about H.P. over there drifting nto discussion about niggers.

Are we becoming pol-lite? Not that I have a problem with that.

What's going on with this guys left (our right) nipple?

Someone screwed up painting a shiny chest

>Realize that literally every cover is one of a woman in a fancy period dress, a shirtless guy who's usually a cowboy, or a man and woman kissing, the first of whom may or may not be shirtless
Let's not forget: male power fantasy.

>What is F.A.T.A.L.?
>What is Black Tokyo?

Yes of course
There is even a splatbook for lewd adventures for DnD. Spoony did an episode about it, but I forgot what it was called.

>Are we becoming pol-lite?
No, /pol/ is just leaking.

Just ignore their racist tripe, and abandon thread when they derail it into /pol/ and invite their friends. Don't encourage them by discussing them, or they'll multiply. /pol/ is their echo-chamber containment board.

There's at least two.
Book of Erotic Fantasy, and the Carnal Knowledge Guide. I have PDFs of both because of morbid curiosity.

>Book of Erotic Fantasy
Yeah that's what I meant. Feel free to post it

Can't; file size limitations.
I can, however, link to my mediafire.
mediafire.com/file/w5obqm2tr1szc4u/Book_of_Erotic_Fantasy.pdf
mediafire.com/file/tvtrm623e4l3cyd/CarnalKnowledgeGuide.pdf
mediafire.com/file/slozgb5uwqpdobi/D20_-_D&D_-_Mongoose_Publishing_-_Encyclopaedia_Arcane_-_Nymphology_-_Blue_Magic.pdf

Turns out there's at least three. Have fun, and please don't get my account shut down for excessive downloads or whatever.
I don't want to have to make a new one and upload the gigabytes of PDFs again.

Thank you m8, this will satisfy my morbid curiosity

there's also blue magic

or you can just piss off to rebbit if you get triggered so easily by meanie-weanie words

Which is also posted in because I found it on my account.

lol my neophyte is a complete joke because he wears blue robes and he has no idea why.

m8 it's not about being triggered. I'm on Veeky Forums to talk about games with wizards in them, not to listen to some brexit voter going on about the darkies.
/pol/ is the board for racism, so keep the racism there please.

>Fleur

Tell me, have you flowered yet?

Pol is the board for political discussion. TG is the board for discussion of traditional games. You can be racist discussing either.

>Pol
>TG
Please, refrain from shitposting outside /tv/ and /v/.

I think trashy female romance rpgs would work better as an assymetrical game. Men and Women shouldn't play the same; if there's PC of both sexes to begin with.

Soiled Doves works pretty well for a party of wmen competing for the attentions of some mysterious stranger.

see pic.

Thanks for sharing!

None of your business.

Ah, so someone has already de-fleur'd you.

Wait, I haven't been following MonMun for a bit, when did Cott and Ton get out of the farm?

>Implying all black people are niggers
There's white niggers and hispanic niggers. I haven't seen any asian niggers though.

Yep, that single example sure disproves the entire theory, yesirree

Why you gotta hate on women's porn, OP?

Filipinos

Cambodians.

Someone post that Fabio RPG cap. I thought i had saved it but it looks like i didn't

Go back to tumblr, please.

What, women don't like cats or something?

Filipinos are the most powerful race on Earth.

Exalted

I used to work at a now extinct major bookstore chain. The "Black Fiction" section was almost 100% romance novels.

That's because asians are just smart enough to recognize when they go full nigger, so they seppuku to save their family from the dishonor.

Where do people find the fucking time

The point still stands actually.

If that were a sexist male power fantasy then why would that be the art work commissioned to be on the cover of a romance novel marketed toward women?

Yeah, nah, you're still a virtue signalling cuck

The thing you have to remember is that the producers and artists for both the comics and the books are dudes.

This isn't to say women don't have sexual fantasy stereotypes, they just don't look like that.

They look like this.

Get the fuck you retarded racist. "People" like you are the reason we've been heading down the shitter. I hope Antifa tears you a new shitter, too.

Good night, white pride.

I fail to see the difference, other than that there's no woman in the pic to be carried
##52011468
Don't reply to bait even if you are baiting yourself

Get the fuck what? Are you so triggered you can't even articulate a complete sentence?

Just close the thread and calm down instead of contributing to the derail you moronic cuck.

Slimmer. Chicks dig underwear models, not body builders.

Im going to also need that PDF

>not wanting to be the concubine of a handsome, ripped, powerful king who's sexual appetites are only outweighed by his prowess in battle
>not wanting to have several fine as fuck sister-wives so you can explore each other's bodies to distract you when your liege is off killing some unspeakable monster or putting down a rebellion
It's not even a dominance/submission thing either really, you think Conan wouldn't like being tied to the bed? At that point you're either fucking him or trying to kill him, and he's generally a fan of both.

Having to deal with his Lovecraftian level PTSD would suck, sure, but I think I could get over it.

>you will always be a lightskinned black

Can confirm, there's tons of shitty Black Romance novels, it's not all whites. Though even on the standards of bad writing they're super awful.

What does this have to do with anything

Green text?
I want to know how awful they are

Their tastes vary, just like men's tastes do. I heared one chick complain that her lovers were "thiiis thin", meaning they had too little muscle mass for her tastes. There's even women out there who like pouch bellies.

Hey, chicken-chan. Thought you killed yourself.

Probably the same shit as most awful romance novels with worse prose.

I'm going to stand up for Blue Rose a bit and say that it's less vapid then most of these novels, and that I like the idea of maintaining a utopic setting rather then the usual striving for one.

you were looking at some pretty old romance books then. been some interesting studies on the changes in romance covers over the years, and you're stuck in the 80's, or with a bunch of authors without good sense.

I doubt you've read any regardless of "most" of these romance novels to simply write them all off.

When you read the book, the dudes usually have a rich inner life, a personal history that hasn't been retconned a dozend times, feelings, psychology and motivations and there are no illustrations beyond the cover.


Also, the novels usually are fun.

Fun.

They make for enjoyable reading.


So yes, the differences are staggering.

>blueboard
That's not /pol/

>extinct

Borders? Are you a Michibro??)

People are just waking up in general.

this, just look at duterte, not every country has a level 30 paladin purging evil with divine wrath.

Flips, zips, cambodians, and hmong are where you get rice nigs.

Pakis aren't quite nigs but are sometimes just as bad.

The point is non-existent. It is built on a single cherry-picked comparison without any wider context. There's no proof that the right image was commissioned for a harlequin novel, there's no evidence that the novel sold well or was a success, and no data as to who commissioned the work (and if it was a male marketing agents commissioning a male artist, then the comparison is particularly problematic).

Basically, for the point to stand, there would need to be a valid point made. Basic logic.

Veeky Forums has always made irreverent race jokes, you stupid newfags, especially on /b/ successors, of which Veeky Forums is one. /pol/ has nothing to do with it. You'd probably know that if you lurked more and saved you shitposting for /r/dnd, the charop forums, or GitP.

You realize that there is some convergence in what men and women fantasize about sexually, right? It's part of why we...well...have sex.


The only consistent difference you tend to see in these is who is more naked.

It would literally just be my regular fantasy game except the women would wait three weeks before screwing to "prove" to themselves they're not whores.

>Romance novel
>women waiting before they fuck somebody

Top kek.

Naw son, I'm kind of ashamed to even know this but Harlequin even had (have?) a rule for their novels about how fast the woman could move, so it wouldn't be """"trashy"""".

I'd just run a WFRP game centered around Lahmian vampiresses with the PCs playing their swains.

Blue Rose isn't this genre though. It's a subsection of Fantasy based on the tone and themes of the Kushiel's Legacy fantasy series.
Whether or not you like Blue Rose, or that subgenre of fantasy, it's a reasonably structured RPG for mimicking a literary tradition.

Holy shit, are you like, a tranny or something? Only unnatural doses of hormones and a BA in women's studies worth of brainwashing could cause this amount of asspain and pathetic faggot hysteria

Also, gotta love how those antifascist fags have to enforce their views with violence and censorship. The cognitive dissonance is astounding.

>Those few /pol/tards that troll and try to ruin a perfectly good Veeky Forums-related thread

Please just fuck off, you really are the new furfags

>/pol/ is the board for racism, so keep the racism there please.
By this logic, /lgbt/ is the board for fags, so you should take your faggotry and fuck off.

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No, hence why people there don't like /pol/.

I hope you are femanon or ca/tg/irl, cause I will find you, I will find and marry you...

why the star of david though

Good reply, user. Im gonna steal it.

>When you read the book

And what the fuck does this have to do with the cover?

That's right. Nothing.

>Harlequin

user, that's one company. You're basically saying that no males in comics have penises just because that's the industry standard for Marvel/DC.

The actual sexual fantasy they're selling is in the book, not on the cover.

Except the vast majority of complaints against male power fantasy are solely about the art, not about the content inside it or connected to it.

So what if I were to make lord byron in this game? How would I stat him?

DC also had an official non-existance of mastrubation in thier universe. Quoth Neil Gaiman when he was informed of this rule while writing Sandman, "That really explains a lot actually."

Pendragon. You MIGHT need to brew in rules for shitty-ass pre-WWI revolvers but that's it.

Can't. Recursion. Byron is the archetype the game is based off. It's not quite like statting superman in a superhero game. It's like statting /the abstract concept of strength/ in a superhero game. Byron-ness is a measurement in this game.

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Motherfucker you're missing the point. The race jokes aren't a problem, I love the race jokes, it's the dumb shits from /pol/ who actually take the jokes seriously and start posting memes about skull shape and taking over threads where I just want to talk about Lovecraft or ways I can have an excuse to play as Fabio in a game.