So I went on a date with girl, we wanted to do more so we went to a hotel...

So I went on a date with girl, we wanted to do more so we went to a hotel, got a room and took off our clothes so we could fuck.

I couldn't get my dick up.

This has never happened, why is it happening now?

You only get erections for gains now. Welcome to Veeky Forums.

>we wanted to do more so we went to a hotel
underage b&

Didn't go all in on xlm

You've turned son

Get used to it old man.

/thread

Did she have a dick, bro?

NO penis, she had a vagina.

It takes five hours to get an erection after seeing vaginas once you started with crypto.

fpbp

It's a sign, sell your alts and wait for BTC to hit $25k

you might have a preference for dick

You need to fuck her while looking at your Blockfolio. Obviously you need to wait for your coins to moon, that's the only way to get an erection now.

How many Neo’s did she charge you per hour?

Funny thing, i only get a boner when its raining.

Thanks user, just shorted 100k

sorry to break to you user, but you are a faggot.

women are stupid... a crucial part of crypto is going gay, good luck op

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