Pathfinder General /pfg/

>So why aren't there ogres and similar races that wear, say, full victorian period dress?
You have never heard of the monstrous clan of ogres from the Chelaxian wilderness whose name is whispered in fear and terror as a mere mention of them brings about the end wearing a dabber top hat, a monocle and a corset while their witches rain curses and death from a distance from beneath their gloriously over designed dresses as they cast Charm Monster by revealing their ankles? I am of course talking of clan Fancypants, also known as Horrors Who Say Hello!

Re-shilling my E8/P8 Maybe-Noiralog/Maybe-Eberron game, then.

app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/71015/a-generic-pathfinder-adventure-title

I did it, I went and read DHB's dragon character backstory.

I have determined the following:
>the character is unattractive from both a personality and physical standpoint
>does not have lewd potential
>is a shitty gestalt combo

It has NO REDEEMING QUALITIES

>How cutely do your characters dress?

Depends. Is this cute?

i mean she's pretty MAD anyway I cut it but i'm basically going one of two paths, cha for warlord or wis for 'slinger

either go desperado warlord and stay more ranged, or go hilarious amounts of GUN-KATA by going Kirin-Style and using that in combination with Gulch Gunner to do gun-kata and spells which i can't do to the same effectiveness in Warlord

I think

I often I wait to see other posts before I put my app up to a game, and I wonder if other people are all doing the same thing, waiting for me.

Quite.

>Aisha is now a dirty fucking rogue
t-thanks avowed

Being a rogue doesn't make her dirty.

Being a huge slut makes her dirty.

Depends on the weather and if we're traveling. Mostly she wears some normal comfy protective robes. If the occasion allows however, she has some cuter stuff in her bags.

Normally she wears simple clothes made of good cloth. Otherwise she's prone to wardrobe accidents.

But she can do a pimped-out dress.

Seems legit. We were short rogue apps anyway.

so if Aisha sleeps around a lot, does that make her a slut or a stud?

>looking at Desperado

So uh

What other disciplines can i even use on a ranged weapon besides Tempest Gale and Solar Wind

I didn't know Jade Harley was a Pathfinder character.

Synth is far dirtier anyway

So help me figure something out here.

So I was making a character for a campaign where we were starting higher level. I ended up making a natural attacking Brutal Slayer with Primal Fury and Broken Blade. I got the idea to have one level of Unchained Monk since my DM was allowing me to do Master of Many Styles, and I was going to go Dragon Style and Dragon Ferocity alongside the Primal Fury Style feats. A friend of mine nitpicked that the one level wasn't worth what I gave up for slayer given our likelihood of getting to level 20. Also yes I know Primal Fury Style and Dragon Style have some overlap, I like moving through allies and enemies as well as ignoring difficult terrain when running/withdrawing and the damage boost Dragon Style (and later Ferocity) give.

I don't agree with him and I'd like some input. How is getting 3 feats in one level (Improv Unarm, Stunning, Style Feat of choice), no BAB loss, getting higher HP for the level, getting +2 more on Fort and Reflex (for -1 Will on a already high will save character), getting Wisdom to AC (since I was going to go next to no armor anyways), as well as the fact that taking all of those feats in that one level makes the rest of my feat progression easier (since I don't have to somehow had 13 dex for Stunning Fist and individually spend a feat on Improv Unarm) and opening up my late game feat choices... not equivalent to the capstone, one maneuver known, and one maneuver readied? It just doesn't make any sense. I feel like he's putting way too much weight into that 1 maneuver and capstone.

Depends on the form she takes and if she's assuming a dominant or submissive role in finding a sexual partner. Being easy to say "yes" makes her a slut, but being able to seek out men and easily talk them into sex makes her a stud.

But is she cuter if she has butterfly wings and sings and dances to keep those wings up?

No idea who that is.

Elemental Flux

And if your game will reach a level to take it, get Silver Crane, literally if only for Silver Crane Spiral.

I know Elemental Flux works for it.

and really, you don't need more than three disciplines.

ugh

This might be too much shit to manage, gambits, manuevers, and spells, as well as other shit, might just be too much for me to enjoy playing. I'll stick to gunslinger. Easier statting that way too

Hey, thanks user! I barely ever get to post this picture

Actually I lied. We have like 4 rogues now, one of which is a divine gish and two of which are martial-rogue combos.

But synthesist-rogue sounds delightfully slutty.

Any good ideas for a Paladin taking Unsanctioned Knowledge?

>But synthesist-rogue sounds delightfully slutty.

Not as slutty as Bard-Rogue.

As a shark man, he tries to find things to accentuate his sharkiness. So, probably not that cute, unfortunately. Also, being an occultist, he has a lot of small little nicknacks on him that just don't look that fashionable. Stuff like pierced and severed elf ears, shrunken dwarf heads, brass casts of hemorrhoids, nice rocks, etc.

On the other hand, my little elf witch is always in high fashion. As the youngest daughter of a small kingdom, she has to look the best at all times.

Homestuck reference, don't worry about it.

there's a point where you're trying too hard to be a slut to actually be slutty, you know? bard-rogue is that point

What would be the combination of classes to become the ultimate slut?

bard and paladin

Mesmerist//Medium of course.d

Keen edge, dance of a hundred cuts, gallant inspiration and whatever 1st level spell you fancy that palas don't normally have,

BARDADINS
ARE NOT
LEWD

Synth-bard for the niche appeal
medic-rogue for waifu

Ranger girls like it in the rough.

>impeccable body
>immune to STDs
hmm

What country is most analogous to Italy in Golarion?

I've been watching ThePruld's videos of Italian Ornstein and Gwyn and I've got a hankering to play a loud-mouthed knightly type who's got his tongue on rapid-fire.

Cheliax.

Cheliax, probably.

say the character had a compatriot who shirked his duty to go fight in the worldwound

>How cutely do your characters dress?
He doesn't, since a monstrous shapeshifting faerie wizard doesn't feel any compelling reason to cover his nonexistent naughty bits. However, one of his biggest hobbies is dressing his undead servant in frilly outfits he hand-crafts.

>GM ends a session mid-battle due to time constraints
>All hell breaks loose because people are going on vacation before next session and the schedule is messed up
>Tries to schedule make-up day but they're all at times when people will be missing

>They decide to do it on the one day of the month that I'll be missing
I don't understand.
/blog

SETH IS HUMMERING YUOR DAWTEHR

on the upside, even though the character will be overpacked, there'll always be shit to do, and you can rely on Dex a little less and I guess Cha a little more.

THE FIRSTBORN HAS BECOME CRAZY AND HE LOST THE ANNALS OF HISTORY!

We can't get the stains out, either.

Well fucking shit... Bard/Paladin of Shelyn.

Does that make it worse?

Hmm.

I wonder if one could fire Elemental Flux rays through a spellgun.

not by RAW of course, but it could be seeable

A B S O L U T E L Y S L U T

Makes it better, actually. It would've been worse if you were a Bard/Paladin of Arshea or Lymnieris. A Bardadin of Shelyn would be dedicated to making people feel happy and content without opening their hearts up to the potential maelstrom of damage that might be a sexual tryst.

And yet, that character is still always yearning for love. They seek it, insatiably, that man or woman that satisfies the ache in their soul.

But bishies can't be sluts. R-r-right?

>bishies
>not sluts

i have some bad news.

Bishies are, by their nature, manwhores.

Babies are sluts 100%. If they didn't have somebody with dozen times their body mass forcing them to wear clothes, they would just go around naked.

Weapon Group Adaptation. That way it becomes your Discipline Weapon.

>doesn't know about any porn made for girls ever

user, I...

On that note, I was thinking. Which two Dragongame PCs would make the cutest kids together? Assume Charisma, social skills and classes contribute to overall cuteness of progeny.

Hardmode: Can't be two moms.

Planning to make a Investigator Tiefling PC but I want him to have a very "Contract Demon" feel to him. Is there any such feats/spells/abilities that I might be able to recieve to build upon this? Hell even if I changed my class I don't remember anything that can achieve this. I'd want to focus on making Infernal Pacts/deals instead of outright stealing peoples souls with cacodaemon, creating soul gem, trap the soul, soul bind, though I'm willing to implement these into a class build if possible with a class other than investigator. I mainly want to play this character as a skill monkey who does little to no combat. And I'm fairly uneducated with the Alchemist class/class abilities. Would that aspect of the investigator allow me to cast such spells through brews later on?

I'm currently reading into it as I've just got the character design in my head, though there is still a hell of alot I'm unsure of.

namefag rrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

oh no no no, this is for a stupid Gestalt build

spellslinger wizard, which lets me fire ranged touches, rays, and cones through my gun, and i want to see if i could also fire e-flux rays

I'm not sure if "belt of shrunken heads" and "bone necklace" are very 'cute' accessories.

Have you ever used the mutilation and loss of a body part tables? Are they good?

...

By the Eight Divines, teach me how do I Dohvakiin, /pfg/?

I mean

I could ship RoryXanybody. Really. Though I do like the idea of RoryXMarianna! A vampire and a werewolf, in love! It's amazing! The kids would probably be horrible abominations but still!

My swordsman once lost his sword arm in a duel against the opposing tribe's champion.

It was okay though, he got a new one.

Sound Striker Bard with Perform (Shout) seems right, though some sort of Skald could work too.

Well, going by Charisma alone, the husbando side would have to be either Rorymei or Ulfric.

Neither of them really have jack for social skills though, and I'd lean towards Roil Dancer/Witch being cuter than Monk/Warlord.

>Eight Divines
>Dohvakiin
Nice try Thalmor spy

>By the Eight Divines
>Eight

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS, IMPERIAL SCUM!

You know Ulfric is a Thalmor's bitchboi right? They let him to run around loose to cause civil unrest and weaken the empire's strength.

Even worse, if Ulfric wins the war, the empire is shattered. The other neighboring nations won't help a racist, especially its immediate neighbor Morrowind, since majority of its people are dunmer and redguard.

Kill a dragon, absorb its soul, learn its language.

Pretty much Warlock/Necromancer territory.

Talos was once a man, and this is his empire. You'd know that if you stopped swilling mead and fucking mountain goats long enough to learn to read.

Sorcerer with VMC Cleric to take the Seduction Inquisition and who goes into the Enchanting Courtesan prestige class.

Ulfric is an asset to the Thalmor ONLY so long as he does not win - because the actual asset is the war ITSELF.

If Tullius wins, the Empire is reunited and can recover its strength. Men breed faster than Elves and the Khajiit and Bosmer will only take so much abuse before they turn on their masters.

If Ulfric wins, the Thalmor in Skyrim would see themselves brutally purged, and the Thalmor would /never/ get anywhere near their real objective - the Stone of the Snow-Throat Tower. It could be the Greybeards, or Parthuurnax, or a random rock on the mountain, but they'll have no way to get to it - not without conquering Cyrodiil and running a supply chain through it OR doing the same with both Hammerfell and High Rock, OR doing the same with Morrowind, OR braving a sea-based supply chain through the Sea of Ghosts.

The moment the war ends decisively, the Thalmor are screwed.

>mfw our DM threw in Sheogorath AND Sanguine into his game.

ditch your DM.
Out of all the Daedra, he went for the two lolsorandumbs with the shallowest backstory and domains?

The Septims are extinct. The Medes are no heirs of Talos.

Technically, the last "living" Septim is a vampire, iirc.

Source?

That leaves the waifus then.

Going by pure statlines posted, the highest Cha is Marianne. I'd assume an optimized Bard for Calsicahedrix, so she has at least 16 or more Cha. Otherwise Aisha might sub in, as her current build is 16 Cha too.

If we're going full Fire Emblem/Crusader Kings cosmic eugenics ghost simulator mode, the ideal mode is probably having Ulfric and Rorymei pair up with Calsicahedrix and Marianne, and then arranging a marriage between the best-looking of their kids.

Sheogorath is a bro though. The Wabbajack is an emergency "I WIN" if you could savescum until you reduce your overpowered enemy to a sheep or a sweetroll.

Alright everyone, after a grueling time going through the applications I've decided who's getting into the game. In the end I couldn't whittle it down to just 4 players so I made it 5. Messages will be PM'd to the winners and not-winners shortly.

Eagle, I do NOT envy you your job with 30+ applicants to go through, I had a hard enough time with a third of that.

I've got a system.

How horrifying. Anyone already not making the cut?

do you just throw out half of them at random :^)

Did nobody buy my re-shill?

I hope so, though to be fair with so many apps I imagine it's somehow easier to decide if you go into it knowing what you want your party to consist of.

>I have only played Skyrim: The Post
There's a reason that Sheogorath is one of the corners of the House of Troubles. A bro he most certainly is not.

Remove trap.

Lets be fair, the older TES games did not age gracefully, nor were the lore as digestible as the one in skyrim.

R E M O V E T R A P S

As of right now, only the unfinished apps are on my shit list.

I have Trap-finding as a class feature