Who's Turn is it Anyway

>Hello and once again welcome to Who's Turn is it Anyway, the game show where the players are clueless, and the xp doesn't matter. We will start with scenes from a hat;

>Pet names that are given to weapons, but not significant others.

>The big one

Comes-For-All
(an assassin's dagger)

Stabby.

The 12 inch destroyer
(sword)

Marital Fidelity

Shit Poker (don't ask, GM likes his gore)

Reliable

Honest

winner

I don't feel like a winner

Doom Blade, Drinker of Blood and Destroyer of Worlds.

…Oh, wait, you said ARE for weapons, NOT for significant others.

"I stabbed you first"

"Big Bertha" (Battle Axe)

Bottomless Pit of Despair (weaponized bag of devouring)

Shinder

4 inch wonder (a +4 returning dart)

My Favorite

Things That Guy is thinking of at the table.

>"This normie is totally a "That GM"

>"Wouldn't it be THE COOLEST if I betrayed the party?"

Old Faithful

Stop. You're giving me the shakes.

>I bet all those other guys are going to be That Guy to me...

>why aren't they just stabbing him
>not slicing your way through the unarmed EVIL kobold camp
>in 2k33-16
>i should have brought my daki
>gardevoir understands me
>my feet hurt

>Ah shit is it my turn yet.
>why the hell are they still talking.
>You know what, I'm just going to speed things up a bit.

I wonder how big the priestesses tits are?

>These guys are gonna be so impressed with this overpowered build I found on the internet.

Aw c'mon. Everyone is wondering about the priestess' titties.

>"I'll just change that 3 to a 15, nobody will notice"

>How much experience would it be if I blew this place up?

>will this cunt notice that I'm masturbating?

>Nobody noticed the 3 in wisdom upped to 15
>Now to up all the others to 18, shiiiet!

>gardevoir understands me

kek

>If I raise a fit, the DM surely will let me play this amazing McLoner AmazingAtEverything character concept.

...

>I wonder how I can work my fetish into my character build

Ooooh, I get it.

>Eh, no one will miss the innkeeper, and we already got our reward. I'm gonna rob and kill him

>Wouldn't it be super funny and cool if I just killed the NPC the group is talking to?
>Okay, now where's the quest?

>Im not beeing an asshole - it's just what my guy would do
>Rape is fine

Graffiti found in the dungeon restrooms.

>summon Bahii'Bala the succubus for a good time

Hardcore Mode Kill the Healer

>Overthinking

>I prepared Explosive Runes today.

> " X "

BEWARE the toilet is a mimi____

>The Barmaid suck for 1 silver coin

Gundri is a goat-fucker
Avek is a double goat-fucker
Gundri is a triple goat-fucker
Avek is a quadruple goat-fucker
(the rest is obscured by two dead dwarves and blood)

You made my day user. Thank you

A wizard says
girl meets boy in park
boy parks meat in girl

A boy falls in love with a girl....

Insert Dick for Good Times
Totally not a dart trap

The twist?
It isn't a dart trap
there's a knife

>DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR ON THE LEFT 3 ROOMS DOWN THE HALLWAY IT IS JUST A BROOM CLOSET I HIDE MY HORDE IN A DIFFERENT ROOM DON'T LOOK IN THERE

>What happened? I was busy looking at porn

EVERY

FUCKING

TIME

I always love these threads

I really hope you're playing online...

Yes, specifically KDM on TTS

bump

>I prepared Explosive Diarrhea today

>"This dragon sure talks a lot, I bet if I kill him I'll get to the next level."

>Xykon sucks cock

>(drawing of angery orc)
>THIS GREEN SKIN ONLY TOILET KNIFE EARS GET OUT REEEE

>>gardevoir understands me
fucking got me.

good 'un