Today is International Women's Day. How are you honoring the [elven/dwarven/human/demon/snake/bear/mer/plant]-women in your game?
>Closing the soul gap between succubi and incubi >Extra days off without hatching grubs for hive queens >A nice jell-o cake for the slimegirl >Finally freeing that elven slave girl after 14 years of bondage >New chainmail coat for some snu-snu with the frost giantess lady
Grayson Nelson
>Honoring women on women's day >Not shaming and defiling them
Jeremiah Murphy
I mean, that's what my wife wants, but I don't want to speak for everybody.
Zachary Barnes
We let the female party members tank, in the interest of true gender equality.
Adam Sanders
Most of my games the female party members are built for combat they're played by men though.
Isaac Brooks
I think your wife would be shamed and defiled by having pictures of her body posted here.
Ian Garcia
I played a female character who WASN'T a a sublimation of all my sexual desires. Does that count?
Christopher Carter
I support this idea
Leo Martin
You forgot to roll the dice for that deception check, user.
Camden Morris
Oh, definitely.
That was the whole point of posting them on /hc/.
David Barnes
I mean... He's not wrong.
Jacob Cook
>Fake red hair This pisses me off more than any other coloring, desu. Redhead women are super attractive, but when you fake it, it just looks super terrible. Honestly, if I were in charge, I'd breed a pale, red headed, green eyed master race.
Aaron Turner
Just for 1 day though, right?
Ethan Sanchez
Realistically, since casters are so complex and hard to properly build for a less experienced player who's less invested in the system, female players should be nudged into easier to play martial classes and as a result should be tanking anyways.
Grayson Scott
>this is what the Irish actually believe
Depends how /u/ I'm feeling tomorrow
Bentley Kelly
We didn't. Our DM was bedridden with a fucked up back and a fever.
Chase Ward
>with a fucked up back and a fever.
Initially this looked like "with a backed up fuck and a beaver" to me.
Joseph Green
I just realized that the character I'm playing currently isn't a combination of my fetishes.
Well, aside from my competent-women fetish
Cameron Miller
>The next generation will be raised by (overwhelmingly single) mothers who have posted their nudes online for shits and giggles What a time to be alive.
Landon Morgan
>isn't a combination of my fetishes >I guess "legs wide open and slurping hot liquids" aren't your fetishes?
Owen Stewart
We're celebrating Deadpool style :~(
Ryan Powell
Not in this case, no.
Adrian Rodriguez
>tfw my fetish is chivalrous women You'd think the solution is "just play a cyberpunk campaign lol" but if I were to play a female character she'd probably just become a grizzled military veteran or a female police officer who takes her duty to "serve and protect" very seriously. Maybe she'd be a spunky, overqualified rookie who armbars thugs and saves kittens from trees with the exact same limitless enthusiasm.
Adrian Howard
That sounds like a great character, imagine that her enthusiasm is drug-enduced, and she's a low-key high-functioning addict who needs her drugs to continue being her.
Sounds rad.
Bentley Myers
>everyone sitting here sad, not playing their fetishy female characters Man, international women's way is the worst.
Wyatt Gray
>competent-women fetish Does that include office ladies?
Juan Gutierrez
Yes. Oh, yes.
Jack Ross
Not explicitly, although they could be applicable.
Robert Edwards
Oh, not a bad idea. Especially when that drug is something incredibly trivial and innocent, like chocolate.
I love office ladies!
Gabriel Walker
More like mood altering prescription pills taken in excess
Isaac Turner
Ascended tier >Fragile and Tough >Barrier Free >Dairy Cow's Life >Student Council President is Loved
Patrician tier >Flower on Battlefield >Derenai family >Derenaishi >Ojou-sama's in Trouble
Plebeian tier >One-top Girl >Field Work >Sarashi Ai >TSF Monogatari
Bait tier >FLL >FLL2
Garbage tier >Everything else he's done.
Zachary Lee
My Inq28 team is AdMech and my planned Hinterlands team is undead skeleton horsemen, so gender doesn't really factor even if they were formerly male, since even if their forms are male, their gender is pretty irrelevant.
Well, thinking of modelling the AdMech Magos as a sexy woman sitting comfortably on a walking, ornate throne, only on closer examination it shows that she's fully integrated with the throne and that the walking machine, hidden under a flowing dress (actually a robe), is her actual body while her attractive form is just a facade, or possibly an integrated mannequin. Like Cawl and the Ynnead Lady rolled into one and made more horrifying.
Nicholas Peterson
I'm going to honor women by jerking off to them tonight, like I do every night. And by them, I mean drawings of them, 'cause the real ones are terrible.
Chase Rivera
So basically you're honoring them every night?
I don't see why anyone's got the right to complain about that. Carry on.
Carson Morris
But that's not cute!
>And by them, I mean drawings of them, 'cause the real ones are terrible. My nigga.
>Dairy Cow's Life that high Why? Emergence should be a bit higher though, just because of how much suffering it has.
Noah Edwards
>when you grow up reading fantasy books with competent female main characters
I can't even really think of it as a fetish, but it sure as hell is a preference. Even if other players will look at me weird for wanting to play a female character at all.
Jacob Smith
>Cultural Anthropology not in upper tiers >... Wait... there's FLL2?
Jaxon Edwards
S-Sinn Féin
Noah Thompson
Y'all are never getting North Ireland back, you soul-less paddyfaggots.
Levi Kelly
>not cute!
That's the thing, this is cyberpunk! The cuteness belies the drug addiction and psychosis and modern dejection!
Jace Sanchez
actually you just have weird hangups user
Parker Brown
>Why? Because it excellently contextualizes the dairy industry by making the cows relatable, via the device of portraying them as humans.
Also it has cute cowgirls getting plowed.
>Emergence should be a bit higher though, just because of how much suffering it has. If it were just one or two chapters I would have rated it near the top, but by the end of the series it's just silly how comically evil absolutely everyone is. I couldn't take the ending seriously because regardless of her own poor decisions, everyone was going out of their way to screw her over as if she was responsible for the death of a close family member.
Girl gets deceived into becoming the girlfriend of a shithead who just wants to fuck her because she's socially inept? Five stars. But by the time she's half-dead due to being brutalized for no reason and everyone she limps by are just randomly ignoring the pleas for help from a horribly wounded woman, she's either getting the full Job experience from some angry deity or Shindol is just letting his edgelord tendencies drive him into shit writing.
Lucas Smith
Well, I can't really argue against you on both accounts there.
Lincoln Jackson
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Nicholas Kelly
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Matthew Flores
Staying out of their way.
Blake Morgan
>male is a solid wall rising high up the chart, marked by outposts >female is a limp, broken wall marked by explosions I know Commiefornians and Jew Yorkers will disagree with me, but this picture is true modern art.
Hunter Reed
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Lincoln Ramirez
It's a wig, duderino
Jackson Morales
>International Women's Day
Impractical armor thread then?
Bentley Edwards
>>>/reddit/
Logan Garcia
If Sabriel and Lirael aren't included in those, you did it wrong.
Samuel Moore
>tumblr
Caleb Nelson
>He didn't post the whole pic of the fire crotch clan
That ginger is legit.
Owen Morris
Think he's talking about OP
Michael Hill
They actually both were - I would also include The Green Rider and A Thief's Gamble.
Paksenarrion will be on there as soon as I get around to reading it.
Dylan Bell
I think that the fact that women tay negative net taxes over their lifetimes (at least in New Zealand, this study hasn't been reproduced elsewhere for reasons we can all guess) is pretty worrying. Not just from a "muh wage gap" perspective, but from the the general perspective of economic sustainability. If half of the population is a net drain on the state's coffers, something is wrong.
Adrian Richardson
Can't speak for New Zealad but here in Europe women more than make up for the smaller volume of taxes paid on income tax with the volume of taxes paid on VAT.
Oliver Fisher
>more than make up Do you have any numbers proving this? You don't, and that's exactly the problem. New Zealand was the first country to do this, and will probably be the last country to do this.
Samuel Smith
Why the fuck is Five an elf?
Juan Torres
I know it's bait, but that has to do with women not generally having the relevant education and experience for those positions, not any inherent inequality. The pool of male applicants is larger, so you can be more discerning, but if you're forced to select a woman, you can end up with lower quality simply due to lack of alternatives.
Nicholas Nguyen
Notice the lack notable women who are rulers, remarkable actual scientists, philosophers...
Ryder Wright
IIRC, 2010 was the year that personal income tax rates were slashed across all income brackets, while government spending didn't drop by a proportional amount despite everyone talking about "austerity" and "belt tightening", so no shit it doesn't look economically sustainable. It wasn't.
Nathaniel Jones
Fuck off. Women have only had legit motivation and released from social pressure to do those things in the past 20 years maybe. And they're still being raised by a generation of people who grew up under a particularly discriminatory way.
Give it 40 years and women will be setting goals, achieving and educated on the same level as men today.
That being said, women entering the workforce isn't something that should be too highly celebrated given that those circumstances are somewhat forced because couples need two full incomes to survive whereas before you could manage with one.
Logan Brown
yes but is that due to actual lack of competence on their parts or a systemic bias against them throughout history by a the physically stronger gender which could simply strong arm them out of a role they may not have been intellectually inferior at?
Dylan Morales
Wouldn't the soul gap between succubi and incubi STRONGLY favor Succubi?
Carson Barnes
It would except for muh demon patriarchy
Christopher Cruz
>muh patriarchy
They've been blowing cash on pretending women are totally just like men or better for decades. And yet men still are far ahead of women in STEM performance, score higher on IQ in the higher ends, fill noticeably less jobs that are actually important for maintaining civilization.
Benjamin Martinez
They have to stay home a lot of the time and incubate for the incubi.
Michael Martinez
What?
Succubi collect semen and transfer it to the incubi, so that the incubi can impregnate humans with it.
Human women are the incubators for demonic children, succubi wouldn't experience pregnancy at all barring unbirthing shenanigans.
William Long
Technically it does however most succubi are basically in service to a certain demon lord (like most deamons of their power level) and give that demon lord most of the souls they get in return for ... actually I don't know what the succubi get in return. Inccubi on the other hand, work mostly freelance which allows them to keep most of the souls they get. However, demon society can't really be paralleled well with human society.
Ryder Butler
>couples need two full incomes to survive whereas before you could manage with one.
Being double-income, no kids was pretty sweet and easy. We basically saved and worked our arses off for 2 years to squirrel away a bit of a buffer of cash to have our first kid, there's also the whole lifestyle change, no sleep and all that on top. Makes it pretty tough. If we ever had any problems, her parents would be on a plane and throwing cash lumps at us, but we're both a bit too damn proud to ever ask for it.
Oliver Jones
>but we're both a bit too damn proud to ever ask for it That reminds me of myself and my mother.
My mom is going through some financially narrow straits and I'm trying to help her by buying her groceries and nice things from time to time She hates it
She tries to buy me nice things like clothes and shoes all the time because she's afraid I don't take care of myself I hate it
Caleb Lee
>actually I don't know what the succubi get in return. Presumably protection, physical luxuries, slaves, and possibly territory?
The same things that you normally get for subordinating to and giving tribute to a superior.
Samuel Peterson
>Being double-income, no kids was pretty sweet and easy >decided to ruin a good thing by having a kid anyway
Literally why
Tyler Lee
May have stuck a baby in my girl.
Joseph Cooper
Truly altruism is root of all evil.
Nicholas Torres
Oh, just because we didn't ask- they sent #2 daughter to 'help' as a nanny >Sister in law is basically opposites in every single way >Complete NEET, 30, still lives at home, works for her parents
Nice enough person, but she drives my wife completely and utterly fucking crazy over a long enough period of time.
Jack Williams
>Wanting to help your family is autism >Not wanting a struggling family member to further place themselves in struggle is autism
Jesus wept, he's trying to be a man. Good for him.
Guy in question though, lay down the fucking law. Stop being a pussy.
Anthony Green
>autism Try having some basic reading comprehension.
Jaxon Sanders
>autism
Learn to read you dumb faggot
Christian Wright
Exactly, all we have to do is give it a couple deccades. All of this social engineering that's going on with gender quotas and influence campaigns are doing nothing but buggering up the system. I agree completely.
Nathaniel Cruz
Hint: they didn't send the babysitter to help you, they sent the babysitter to take a break from her.
Easton Collins
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Ryan Parker
MAZAL TOV, user!! I hope you're married already, cause if not, you'd better start planning soon!
Jacob Hill
Even if you are married, just get an abortion anyway. Followed by a vasectomy.
Robert Lee
Are married, happily and her tits are gonna get bigger.
Josiah Phillips
Planned parenthood, better than unplanned parenthood. (Maybe)
I know, but its done and there's not much I can do about it and now I have a house with 2 slightly passive aggressive women and a small child who is mostly a creature of darkness and wants to roam the night as noisily as possible.
Ryan Nguyen
Roll a D20. If you get a 20, buy a lottery ticket, because your luck could not possibly be better than it is now.
Charles Peterson
FLL?
Isaiah Stewart
Four Leaf Lover
Linking to or discussing it can result in a ban, depending on how the mods are feeling that day.
Levi Long
Reminder that women make up most of university students, earn more than men until the age of 45 (and even then earn more, but more men in the fields) and will completely dominate every field of human endeavour apart from STEM in the next 30 years.
Easton Cook
>"Mommy, daddy? What was it like when I was born?" >"I was just happy your moms tits were getting bigger, sweetie"
Carson Young
>An University Stopped reading there.
Anthony Jones
Unplanned parenthood ain't so bad either - you just pay the little one only as much attention as you can be bothered and either they will live through it or social services take them away. I was raised that way and turned out alright.
Gabriel Flores
>Denying women their rightful place in society You dishonor the cause.
Luke James
>better than unplanned parenthood.
Still not as good as not being a parent
Connor Rodriguez
see
Isaac Moore
Am I the only one who sees the humour in this post?