Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

It's funny because he posted it again.

>>Assault Terminators
>>I2

Wat

I didn't think it was funny but now that you've pointed out what was funny about it I do.

>Cypher draws the Lion
>Strings it up
>Then plays the world's most epic sword guitar solo
>While receiving a blowjob from Celestine, Yvraine and a somehow younger Greyfax
>His amazing power sword guitaring skills bring Guilliman back to life
>Grey Knight drops out of the cieling where he was waiting for the perfect time to strike
>But then ends up accidentally befriending Guilliman instead
>Cawl dies of the plague
>So everyone gives him credit for Cypher's incredible sword guitaring skills so that he will be remembered

Cypher saves a bunch of guardsmen and then they die so they blame Cypher for it.

>orks

I posted it the very first time and this is the second time I've ever posted it
So yeah it's still funny to me

>Tau are a melee army
>I2

Riptides are a teq

the book end with guilliman have a plan and is time for age of imperium.

>Genestealers are a shooting unit
>BS 0

So he gets to doubleshoot in the shooting phase, and fires at full BS during overwatch, but does he get to double shoot during overwatch?

>Tyranids are a highly adaptable and customizable race
>2 upgrades

Sequential escalating dubs confirms tau for faggots eternally

>Necrons are soulless automatons made of living-metal
>Made of plastic

Yes.

No not normally.
But what if Aeldari soublurst charge him in their shooting phase?

Fulgrim, Mortarion and Magnus want to kill or corrupt Guilliman, White Scars are wrecked.

The Lion was always loyal and the fallen are just the good goys of chaos.

Cypher is cool though.

>The Lion was always loyal
This was never up for debate. Not in the old school codeces or BL drivel. Never understood the meme.

Still reaolved as a normal overwatch just out sequence. So only one shot from each pistol :(

They deserve their fate, which is to languish in the utter limbo of being an "army" with only one unit.
Give back The Lion to us already GW Rowbore Girlyman better not be the only primarch to come back.

Reminder that the lion was a traitor and the fallen are the real loyalists

>reads tyranid lore
>sums up to there's not enough bullets in the galaxy to even make a dent in their true numbers
I think games workshop fucked up on the nid fluff and it annoys me because everything else is irreverent.

most weapons in the game don't actually use bullets

Reminder that this meme has 0 basis.

Loyalty is its own reward :^)

There's more efficient ways to kill 'nids, my dude.
Like starvation.

Please.
If being autistic is traitorous most of this website would be in gitmo.

kek, i meant to say ammo im a fag

Nids are canonically a shitty second string villain though.
Chaos is the big bad and this is repeated again and again.

...

Why are there so many fat old guys playing this game?

Chaos is the up in your face right now villain

Nids are the creeping death coming to clean up what's left

Because the game is old.

They could fuck some shit up though.
Remember, Skaven also won in the End Times.

Lots of time and disposable income.

Because you and your friends are the only people who actually play

nerds are either fat or skeletons

Nope. Chaos is the big bad destroyer of the universe.

Escapism

Exterminatusing all the planets in their path only keeps them from getting that planet's biomass, they aren't even really effected by traditional starvation since they can slow their metabolism to a rate so slow that they can travel the expanse between galaxies and presumably not lose anything

Are you insulting me for playing 40k in the 40k general?

Sure buddy whatever you say

It's not like the universe hasn't been destroyed yet

Wait

Fuck off Carnac

Yeah fatty
I play night lords
Theme pls

How deluded do Nidfags have to be?
Chaos is repeatedly said to be the biggest threat.
Chaos is the faction with both the means and intent to not only kill people and mess up the place like Nids, but destroy the very fabric of reality as well.

I play chaos
Once we're done skullfucking everyone we're gonna btfo by the bugs

Circle of life

>cause more losses than anyone else has since the Horus Heresy in only 250 years
>second rate villain
Kek

Yeah get good. Tau for life son

>I play chaos
>Once we're done skullfucking everyone we're gonna btfo by the bugs

You must be new and not know much about Chaos fluff.

Night lords and tau. What a surprise.

The Purge alone may have the advantage here.

Isn't it always sort of implied that the end game of chaos is just to maintain the status-quo though? They thrive on human conflict and the biggest generator of human conflict is of course the Imperium itself. Why else would their chosen champion, supposedly superior to Horus and infused with their strength, fail miserably for 10,000 years to make any headway into dismantling the Imperium?

>Chaos
>Successfully destroyed galaxies: 0
>Tyranids
>Successfully destroyed galaxies: 1+

I took it as Lizardmen and Skaven both surviving extinction not really winning.

The more things there are producing feels the stronger chaos becomes, no feels producing meatbags, no chaos
Chaos is already IN it's win-state and nobody seems to notice
Autism and shit

>Isn't it always sort of implied that the end game of chaos is just to maintain the status-quo though?

No.
The goal of Chaos is to consume all of reality.

I've been playing since 2006
And death by nids is hella better than shitty "and then the universe explodes"

Surviving the mass extinction event is winning though

I've been playing since 1998 and no it's not.

Skaven got exactly what they wanted.
>Killed all the man-things
>Submerged Skavenblight into the Warp/Realm of Chaos for eternity
>Blew up the moon, showering the new world in rat-cocaine
I'd say the Skaven did a pretty fucking good job.

The future is now old man

You mean 0+

Which is still technically more than Chaos but at worst they're tied.

However post-Cadia, Chaos may have consumed more systems than the Tyranid race depending on how much total biomass exists

You know what's a bigger surprise? When I drop my bs5 riptide wing on your face

Interesting evolution and desperate struggle against a constantly evolving hyper organism

VS

the universe ends

Gee I wonder which one is better for a wargame

We should team up
I'll be the yandere night lord kun and you'll be the tsundere tau

It'll be really gay and sure to piss off the oldfags

>Interesting evolution

No.
Nids have never been interesting.

>the universe ends

More like the universe is plunged into never ending hell. Which is far better for a wargame than bugs fall everyone dies.

>I have no imagination*
ftfy

Hey boys,
I am making a ynarri list. What do you guys think? Yes I know I am bringing wraith guard cheese.

>Everyone dies
>No emotion to feed off
>Chaos starves and dies
>Empty universe.

Faggot/10

Gameplay opurtunities in hell
>Demons vs demons

Gameplay opportunities everywhere else
>endless

Suck my dick I bet you think abbadon is cool

Are you a meme?

kys fag

Sounds like a match made perfect in the immaterium

Some fluff to be found here:

imgur.com/a/MXsze

>Gulliman is willing to let the Ecclesiarchy proclaim him divine to avert a schism
>Gulliman declares that this is an age of darkness and war, not reason an enlightment. Shuts down the Ultra's bigass library on pain of death
>Grimdark still grimdark

You suck

No, I'm just not a pathetic nidfag.

>Gameplay opurtunities in hell
>>Demons vs demons

Explicitly not true.

>Gameplay opportunities everywhere else
>endless

Yeah, so much fighting to be done in an empty galaxy eaten by Nids.

>no GK leaks

And therefore also cause themselves to wither away to death?
This doesn't seem right.

This guy knows what's up

No shadowfield on your Archon? Enjoy losing the whole squad after you kill maybe 1 or 2 units on the drop.

"I wish more people fielded dark eldar, they're such a cool faction!"
>Get folded in host of the pheonix king: boundless faggotry

At least he don't want to wipe out eldar right? RIGHT?

Jesus fucking christ on my mother's grave I've never heard anything worse than this please consider stepping away from your keyboards for a few years.

That's why the nids have rampaged across the galaxy multiple times in 250 years while Chaos takes 10,000 to crack one planet?

Also the nid leader has arms.

Whatever you say, Slaanesh...

>Shuts down the Ultra's bigass library
Why tho?

>And therefore also cause themselves to wither away to death?

No.
If you still don't understand Chaos is beyond time and can keep enslaved souls then you're beyond help.

I'm sure that there's plenty of opportunities for battle in an empty universe since without living things to generate feelings chaos will die
The universe will die not with a bang, but with a whimper, because chaosfags make everything a pissing contest

>without living things to generate feelings chaos will die

Wrong again.