A magical tsunami is heading your way

It's okay, hes got this.

Teleport behind it and suplex it back into the ocean. It's the only way to tame her.

Roll to suplex.

Stop fucking railroading

Rolled 2 (1d20)

Time for a magical surfing contest.

MAGE GUILD ASSEMBLE

>Surfing is a useless skill, they said.

The Tsuuuuunami is nothing, I focus on his support while placing obstacles to break its momentum

You were stung by a jellyfish caught up in the wave.

i call your mom and ask if i can use her as a flotation device

Guy who mastered the block chain.
Where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

That is not how tsunami works. The water retreats, then comes back. There would be absolutely no water in that bay and on that beach.

I got to the titanic rock man and ask him to make a big ass wall to stop the wave

Rolled 17 (1d20)

I roll to intimidate.

I magically stop it.

two can play that game

>a magical tsunami is heading your way
Well? What does it want?

Time to break out the magic surfboard.

Heh, I don't believe in magic so it can't hurt me. Nice try kiddo.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

I roll Fortitude to endure the wave!

Good thing I can just fly over it in my airship with the rest of the party.

Too bad about the rest of the city but what the fuck am I gonna do to a tsunami

Rolled 12 (1d20)

Roll to intimidate

I cast disintegrate as 14th level sorcerer

Hit for

Speed?

I cause a magical tsunami heading the opposite direction. The two will neutralize each other when they hit.

If I can, I time it so the two magical tsunamis will reach each other at the same populated island. This doesn't actually benefit me in any way, I just think its hilarious to do.

Rolled 5, 6, 6, 5, 6, 6, 4, 3, 4, 4, 1, 1, 3, 1, 4, 3, 5, 3, 2, 4, 6, 4, 2, 1, 5 = 94 (25d6)

Hit for

Rolled 5, 1, 4 + 94 = 104 (3d6 + 94)

Oops missed 3 dice

You turn a roughly person-sized amount of the water into dust. However, the dust then immediately mixes with the water around it and is carried forward anyway. So the actual effect is pretty much a net zero.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

I roll to polymorph it into an Undine.

Anyone have a screencap of a post describing using a magical tsunami to take out a villain's fortress?

I remember that the party had a ship, the captain said that the fortress was defended from the air and the land, but not the sea (despite it being a few miles inland). The party wizard then created a tsunami, which everyone used to ride their ship on, to flood the fortress.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

Rolling to summon up a tsunami of magma to counteract the tidal wave of pussy assed water.

You receive an imp from the Office of Conjuration Affairs.

He clears his throat and adjusts his glasses.

"AKTSHUALLY, a tsunami, also known as a seismic sea wave, is a series of waves in a water body caused by the displacement of a large volume of water, generally in an ocean or a large lake. So a Tsunami of magma isn't a thing, OBVIOUSLY."

Then he tells you about his favorite webcomic.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

I cast polymorph to transform into a merfolk.

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Rolled 16 (1d20)

I roll to turn the Imp into a Christmas Cake Demon girl for this bullshit.

Don't worry, I got this.
Nothing better than a enchanted life preserver for the wet days.

Is it made from a Lich?

ok

Rolled 77 (1d100)

Next I roll to just teleport out and create a sitcom with me as a grumpy and caustic wizard and the demon as the ditzy side character who provides the cheesecake.

Your teleport succeeds, but you never make it past the pilot stage because your wizard jokes go over the heads of test audiences and the network decides that a reality TV shot in that timeslot would be cheaper.

Is it a tsunami of fruit flavor?

Well just fucking kill me then, right?

What's so magical about the tsunami?

You are currently in the Gobi Desert.

That's not the gobo desert we're all standing on its a city

I cast Detect Magic

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