/cyoag/ - CYOA General

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Mystery box. Wow, I'm actually a bit regretful of this. Though my mystery box form is more powerful as evidenced by the greater number of tails, she's also older and less confident.

In hindsight, I think I would have chosen the Demon to be and the kitsune to wife.

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Does anyone have the one with Ana, Sombra, and New Robot?

This?

>Nobile Gentleman
>Pretty Cool Guy, Kinda Like a Waifu
>Slut Seeking Vision, Handsome Motherfucker, Ahegao Inducing Dick/Mindbreak Specialist
>I am the Bull
>Put your grasses on

cucc the poor sod

I forgot we weren't on /d/

To the author of file related: How goes it?

Simple rules people! pictures gotta be over 300x300 pixels and they can't be 3D.

Why make a new one when we haven't heard from >> yet?

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Alright here goes!

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Only for pure purposes!

>Kyaaa!
>I'm sorry, we just...

>Sigh. Got room for one more?

>I... umm.... okay?
>Sure!

Bad user.

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But I'm only one of those posts, Satan.

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is right.

I would never post a filthy cumdump when a cute boy can be posted instead.

Gunner is pure.

Posting two images and then lying about it. Really bad user.

Why you gotta be a buzzkill? What's wrong with you?

Gunner has had jizz shot into her gaping hole more often than she has shot monsters herself.

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Farmer spends more time taking dicks than actually exploring.

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>I would never post a filthy cumdump when a cute boy can be posted instead.

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Woops, my bad, thought that one had more pixels.

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Didn't intend to quote anyone, but it ended up being relevant.

The only thing Gunner is useful at is distracting FOEs with her slutty ass and you know it.

Farmer's only good for whoring to every monster in the dungeon for materials, and the rest of the guild for free exp.

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>trap
>abs
disgusting

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Futa if she has a pussy, newhalf otherwise.

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Nice build!

I will become the fox, as I am afraid of heights, and I want to be hugged by those fluffy wings while she scratches behind my ears.

I've always wanted a horny wife./spoiler]

>newhalf
???

Tranny.

Shemale. Born male and has no vagoo.

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Who makes these retarded terms?

Newhalf is a post-op tranny, so pussy.

Nips.

Oh okay. I'd rather take the trap, at least he knows he's a boy. I won't be happy but it's a bit better than the other two.

Hentai has clearly lied to me.

Nah. He's just wrong.

chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4438890

>pussy
Wouldn't that be a scrotum/dick mangled into a pseudo-pussy? I don't really follow the tranny-community, please no bully.

They're not quite right. Newhalfs are all trannies, post and pre-op: en.wiktionary.org/wiki/newhalf

Yeah I meant pseudo-pussy. Hence why futa with real biological pussy is superior.

>Nips.

Why am I even surprised anymore

If none of the three have a pussy (including surgical approximations), I pass.

Imagine that, they have slang words and colloquialisms too. And not all of them make sense to us. How dare they!

Do I HAVE to pick one of them?
If so I guess I pick futa but she'll be a side-hoe. Definitely not fucking her but we can do everything else.

Shemale was popularized in the American porn industry, and has been around for decades.

Hey, no one's got a gun to your head in either case.

We need a good XIX century CYOA. Ideally it's gotta be with a point system where you choose your country, how high-ranking you are, composition of your troops infantry/cavalry/artillery of different levels of regulars/elite. You also choose perks, not the straight up tactical genius, but rather general offence and defence, mastery of meele charges, maneuvering, use of terrain, logistics, making troops to march fater on longer distances etc. Also a choice of a war campaign or a region to be garrisoned at, how dangerous enemy is, how friendly is the locals, how hostile is the climate(comfy temperate, cold, tropical hell etc.) For example for Russia you can be stationed on North Caucasus where you are seen as the conqueror and locals are shady and not uncooperative and you have gorilla bandit mountainer clans harrasing you while on South Caucasus climate is rather similar, but local Armenians are friendly as you are there to protect them from the Turk and you gotta fight off incursions of Ottoman regulars. There can be waifus too, some are loving, some are high status with titles, lands or wealthy dowry, high ranking commander's daughter for faster promotions etc.

I didn't make one for Orisa yet, I'll wait until she's officially released and people get a sense of how she really is.
I'll probably replace the Doomfist square with her, and I still want to do a big update that includes costume changes.

Make one. You clearly already know what you want from it.

Yeah yeah, but what about the waifus?

I actually had a gf in highschool tell me "I definitely won't fuck you, but we can do everything else." Apparently "everything else" meant anal sex, devastating throat sex, titjobs, and cumming on her - including on her open fertile pussy. She was super repressed, and maybe not super smart.

Good. I pick none then.
"Everything else" means "as long as I won't see or touch or otherwise confirm you have a dick". If she can get it surgically removed I'll pick her.

I call Evelyn Nesbit.

I was wondering why you wouldn't just get it snipped.

But if she just needs to hide it, isn't that even better? She can just tape it down hard and take drugs so she can't get an erection, and you won't detect even a slight swell at the belly when you fuck her. You might not even want to do it in the dark, depending on how well she gears up.

>But if she just needs to hide it, isn't that even better?
No? Definitely not. We can fuck when she gets the dick cut off. Until then she can give me hand and blowjobs but I'm not getting her off until the operation.

>Form
Noble Gentleman

>Powers
Cool Guy
Like a Waifu
Ahegao-Inducing Dick
Packing unexpected Heat
Playing for Both Teams

>Pay
Your Tears Feed Me

See :
>as long as I won't see or touch or otherwise confirm you have a dick

Sounds like you can fuck her under the conditions described. And you shouldn't have to get her off, either. Girls have it too easy anyway. Just as a temporary measure until the surgery, of course.

Are you worried about hers being bigger?

>And you shouldn't have to get her off, either.
Yeah, I kinga want to give my girlfriend orgasms. I always want to have a girlfriend that doesn't have a dick.
When she gets it cut off, then we can fuck proper and I can make her cum.

Tell me I'm misunderstanding you and you don't really mean I "shouldn't have to get her off".

Are you quoting by accident?

what the fuck are you even talking about

Yes. Missed by one post.

Did we ever get that 2hu cyoa???

Well, you want to, and that's fine. I'm just pointing out there aren't any problems with fucking her and getting off yourself in the interim before her surgery. You get off, the two of you bond, none of your rules are broken, she loses the dick, and you have nice hot hetero orgasms (and eventually the dickless her gets to have them too).

Not at all. I'm confident in my size. Just not into other peoples dicks.

>I always want to have a girlfriend that doesn't have a dick
In what world do you live in where girlfriends have dicks

>I'm not into blood or skeletons, so we can't fuck until you get that shit removed from the inside of your body