Who's the little nerd now?!

>Be Magnus
>Constantly bullied by Russ and the others
>Spend 10,000 years in Tzeentch's gym

Now we know what he was up to all this time.

>Still gets slapped like a little bitch by the infinitely superior and cheaper Guilliman in terms of close combat and overall effectiveness

Being Chaos is suffering.

the magnus model is pretty shitty desu
Why does even the sorcery-focused daemon prince have to be a fuckhueg hulking beast?
He looks like a bloodthirster rather than tzeentchian, the model doesn't really reflect the character.

>trains 10.000 years to buff up
>tiny manlet can still whoop his ass in a fight
Well done, Magnus. This must be the fabled foresight of Tzeentch.

>Second most powerful psycher in the galaxy after Emperor Rob Zombie
>Somehow still loses to his inferior brothers
Something's fucky.

>Guilliman
>MC
>Cannot fly or use psychic powers
>Shitty ranged game
>"Superior"

>Guilliman
>Nearly as low as half the points cost
>Far better in close combat
>Every single warlord trait in the game
>Yes, every single one
>Yes, that includes the one that gives him and other units Infiltrate
>It also includes all the tactical objective stacking at the same time

In terms of pts cost effectiveness Guilliman is absurdly better, to the point where he's one of, if not the most points-cost effective unit in the entire game.

Command traits, not Warlord traits.

How big are they compared to marines? Roboute seems Crisis or Commander size

Because he was physically the largest of the primarchs. It makes sense for his imposing stature to carry over to daemonhood.

>first thing guilliman says to him is "damn, you ugly"
should have stayed natty, magnus

Should have stayed as Apache Chief.

>marines
Roboute is exactly the size of a contemptor. Magnus is approx. the size of a knight.

>contemptor
That's three times the size of a marine, damn, Roboute is a fucking giant

ignoring the scenic base he's a little less huge

He's a big boy.
Got his papacs sword and going to do big boy things like take another nap after another Colombian necktie.

dlet

He's got huge guts, son.

Mort's face is so repulsive.

At least he's not Fulgrim or Corax.

One now has two dicks and multiple arms to jack off with, and the other is emo as fuck.

huge tits too, by the looks of it

Perfection of the human form, user.

So he's an it?

He really is a mary sue.

Wrong. Vulkan was said to be as big as Horus in full terminator mode.

Hpw does Magnus feel knowing he was ultimately foiled by space furry gods on Fenris?

>Magnus the Fagnus

>Fagboat Girlyman

They should have gone for the "smug Jason Isaacs" face instead of the "Fabio trapped in a wind tunnel" face.

>>Every single warlord trait in the game
Command traits only, just provides a nice bubble around him

Having said that he is perplexingly cheap, hes a huge army buffer, almost unkillable and a beast in CC, he should be 450-500

>Having said that he is perplexingly cheap

Because he is just an upsized Primarch/Calgar version of Celestine.

Celestine is also stupidly cheap but all she does is regenerate infinitely and tarpit things.

He is Spiritual Liege, ergo the points system bows before his majesty.

>Guilliman
>close combat
like he'll ever get there in the first place

Besides, last time he got to close combat he was CQC'd by Fulgrim and given a Colombian necktie.

I thought he just stabbed him with a poisoned blade.

Through his neck from what I remember.

He'll probably get a fancy formation that requires some new expensive landraider thing with some ultra-supermarine squad.

Sounds like the 3d Smurf movie: awful.

>Taking Warpdusterol
>Using Nergalsterone
>Injecting Khornatine

Magnus is a fake natty. The chaos gods gave him his power and he claims he is natural for youtube views!

Magnus was the largest you mong.

I think he was just the tallest.

yeah but Girlyman takes Emperol injections every day. What a faggot. At least Tzeentch Boosting Hormone Therapy is LEGAL

I kekd
He'll still get WOLFED no matter how much he trains

So, who'd won?

Kharn? Or Guilliman?

>who'd win the guy with a D sword or the guy with three wounds and a 5++
you are a fucking moron

Kharn, all his bros would help out because of how swell of a guy he his. No one would help rowboat girlyman because no on likes him.

Except the Imperium, who now worship him as the divine son of the God-Emperor.

Papa Smurf has chapters of little smurfs just waiting to suck of their spiritual liege, so I'd say Kharn's friendship loses to Guilliman's empire of smurfs.

They just need me meet Kharn. Once they get to know him they'll turn on papa smurf.

and you can have it all, my empire of smurfs

Kharn "the betrayer" having bros...

i want 1d4chan to sod off

Argel Tal

Kharn, being a devout follower of the Codex Astartes (like all space marines), cedes to Guilliman's obvious superiority.

40k Kharn dude

seriously, he'll literally wipe out entire chaos warbands with him if he cant find a fight in time

Argel Tal lives on in our hearts god dammit.

>No one would help rowboat girlyman because no on likes him.
Except his new eldar girlfriend.

Guilliman only has eyes for Celestine though.

>xenos gf

Don't make me laugh, clearly Celestine has first dibs on his ultracock

He like never talks to her directly whole book, its canon he cucks her, also Celestine has Greyfax.

What happened to his immortal gf, anyway? She was grabbed by the Cabal, and then nothing. But she ought to still be alive and out there somewhere.

>A Primarch
>With a xenos girlfriend

Heretic get purged.

>A primarch who openly hates imperial politics and doctrine
>not having feeling for a woman who saved him
>wants her to stay alongside him
More likely than you think.

He blames the Imperium's shittiness on Chaos and recognizes the Eldar are untrustworthy fucks who only helped him because they needed better meatshields. Too smart to fall for xenos blandishments.

Vulkan was huge, yes, and the strongest physically by far (also most durable if you count his Perpetual status).

Magnus was an outright giant though, and could use psyker powers to get even bigger.

>implying papa smurf can't smurf two smurfs in the same smurfin smurf

Can't wait for the Tau to send water caste envoys to try to sweet talk him to diplomacy only to be smashed and turned into toothpicks

Magnus's true physical form was known only to the emperor, who could see past his psychically projected form

his true physical form was a blue neckbeard cyclops with arms longer than his entire body

Magnus' true form is that of a sickly child with pale skin and waist length red hair

>it's actually a small nerd scared to all hell

That'd be fun.

It seems the Emprah true form is that of an old man.
So you might be right.

Except for the wings, he is relatively close to how he appeared as a mortal.

Sisters of Silence are a bitch.

>Constantly bullied by Russ and the others
but no, he was respected and liked by quite a lot of the other primarchs, what are you on about?

dropped plotline

>Celestine has Greyfax
Drawfags needed

He's always been depicted as unpopular amongst his brothers - Sanguinius even outright calls him a devil in Fear to Tread.

>implying space furries can do anything these days

In inferno it says he was heavily mistrusted. I don't think people thought too highly of him.

Por que

That's called balance. What are you going to do, give him a jetpack or Gargantuan Creature movement and make him less than 300 points?

Sure...

>all she does is regenerate infinitely and tarpit things.

Bullshit. She's one of the best hoard slayers in the game.

>implying killing hordes is impressive
>implying anyone plays hordes these days
>implying people need help killing hordes

Yeah I'll bet people run 9 AC/HB Predators in all their lists too. Celestine can't touch anything that matters and that's why she doesn't do shit.

映画にしてから言いなさい、予算的にも難しいけど

ELectrodisplacement + Drop Pod

What can 5 S5 AP3 Armor Bane attacks 'not touch'?

Your meta have a lot of T9?

>5 attacks
>can't even hit on 2+
>horde killer

Lol

>S5
>same as Tau basic guns
>super dangerous guys!

LOL SPAM THOSE FIRE WARRIORS GUYS FISH OF FURY FOR THE GREATER GOOD