Mfw spend time creating worlds to house suffering material beings for the purpose of games

>mfw spend time creating worlds to house suffering material beings for the purpose of games
>mfw I am the demiurge

But then your players will ignore all the suffering and instead just fuck around and get drunk in taverns and do "bear stuff".

>I fucking hate my players

Gnosticism boiii

>I am the demiurge

DeMiurge. DM, yes.

DaMe GaMi's are for bullying.

Is this the new jojo?

Maybe

>tfw your character isn't real

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It's a relatively good and has a following. Now all we need is YOUR HATE[\spoiler]

Those comics always cracked me up due to how utterly bizarre they were

But have you reached this level of autistic sadism yet?

That's the real question.

So it's called Fire Punch? Now I'm wondering what the fuck could lead up to this.

>Now I'm wondering what the fuck could lead up to this

That's only the tip of the iceberg.
Immortals aren't the sanest people around.

Is Judah/the guy that got turned into looking like that half-tree man the same person as Togata? Or am I misunderstanding something?

>implying suffering is not the sun that gives the power for mortal beings to reach out towards the heavens and to their full potential as a tree does

get on my level

>WHERE IS KAZUMA
still doesn't hold a candle to Megumin though
>HELP, I'M BEING BULLIED BY THE LITTLE GIRL

Same.

>inform players that I'm cancelling a campaign because GM'ing has been an absolutely miserable experience for me
>Player: "sadness, now my PC will never own a bomb shop"

I don't know what this is or what it's from, but I was immediately inspired to create this.

To be fair, owning a bomb shop sounds pretty wacky.

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