Cheesecake thread

gosh golly i really love some fucking cheesecake

God damn it.

Hot damn I want to cast dominate person on that snek.

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2lewd4blewd goodbye thread.

>dominate person
>on a monstrosity
Hope you're ready to be rekt in combat and used as a sex slave

Not so fast.

meant for

Have some beefcake with your cheesecake

Back demonspawn! None can withstand the foul odours of a medieval vagina!

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Fuck. Now I remember why I stopped adventuring.

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Oh! Your clerical power has overwhelmed me!
My knees are jelly! Do whatever you want to me, pure defender of your faith!

>she's always wet

Likey

>white mage is always pure

NO!
You literally can't be scaley enough

>Those are eyeballs! EYEBALLS!

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Something for the scaly lovers

>there are people on this board
>on this very thread
>who would not fuck a big-titted yuan-ti abomination, or even a malison like pic related
Are you people even human?

You clearly don't know what scaley lovers are into

>Look into my eyes...you are getting slee--
>I said 'MY EYES', UP HERE!

Yuan-ti are part human and they fuck each other, so I am at least part human.

>Are you people even human?

For the time being, but with snake-girls you know how it goes...

>The only good thing about steampunk

>firetail...activate!

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>d20srd.org/srd/spells/spellTurning.htm

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Veeky Forums
traditional games

>A sexy naga girl will never try to hypnotize you but fail because you brought a mirror and get hypnotized instead.

CLASSIC Veeky Forums

>make the monster hypnotize herself
>fuck her
FLAWLESS VICTORY
Putting busty, scantily clad women in tabletop games is as old as tabletop games themselves.

The most traditionalist game played by both sexes of humans since time immemorial...

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>"Scaly...good?"

>Complacent and half-asleep Naga girl doing anything you tell her to.
Muh dick.

Well normally people go "dern ferfeggots"

But this thread seems fine, so go for it. Follow your dreams. Or don't.

I'm a random user, not a mod.

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I've seen enough hypno porn to know any half decent mage can use her tits just as well to hypnotize people

Have the not anorexic version
Muh dick indeed

You'd think that'd be their first option

So what?

Some mages appreciate the classics more than others.

She would probably have a captive audience from second 1

Veeky Forums
Tits Galore

And /d/ is dicks.
Just dicks.
Not even dicks galore.
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS.

No homo.

Arisen, being soaked in water causes you to take additional damage from ice spells and electric spells!

Be careful!

Arisen, that ring is the Arisen's Bond. It is a symbol that the wearer is the beloved of the Arisen who gave it to them.

Take great care when choosing the recipient.

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Cheesecakes that are cheesecakes.

This breaks the cheesecake, user.

A jug of cloudwine? My master once told me that Mercedes favors cloudwine as a gift. Further, it can be brewed by steeping ground nuts in heated harspud milk.

Arisen, do you believe we should purchase some?

>Proceeds to make tender love to the midget jester.

youtu.be/SUbLL3J0__o

>How adventuresses retire.

Arisen, those are Succubi!

Watch out, their song is dangerous!

Use holy attacks and try to avoid being grabbed by them.

>dem abs

The entire universe exists the way it is because the Seneschal wills it, right?

So he, the creator and master of all that is, basically sat down and said "Sex Demons" and now they're there?

That Madeleine is a shrewd woman, Arisen.

I almost pity Lord Julian for being in her sights.

>Classic mythology
>Little Red Riding Hood
>Ever wonder what she rides...?

>This thread is gonna get deus vulted real soon

>Mini-loli-lilith
>Say that 666 times fast

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Well obviously a riding hood is a style of hood for riding.

Probably an addition of the English translation, since she's just Rotkäppchen.

>Phew!
>Sure is hot & sweaty near this oven
>I think I'm wearing too much for this heat...

Hell No!

>Why is the Paladin always telling the Ranger that she dropped an arrow?

That was one of the few things that Once upon a Time did right.

When all the fairy tale characters were trapped in our world Red Riding Hood is a slutty waitress called Red that lives with her grandmother. She 'rides' all the men in town.

She's also referred to as a maneater early on.

Red Riding Hood is the wolf.

>Steak & kidney beef pie

This girl... She feels the same as me?

Arisen, could this girl be a pawn?

>"Did someone say that snakes are hot?"

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>Don't know if to be disgusted or aroused

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I wouldn't mind summoning and binding that.

What's wrong with his chest?

>For the "fully-covered" perverts

With that of course being

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Hey I'm looking for this pic of an androgynous male goblin smoking from a hookah/pipe but can't find it anywhere. Anyone here got it?

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Very. Smiteable too. Can you use your dick as an improvised weapon for Divine Smite?

Holy shit she's doing the fucking plane scene power stance

>not a request thread