Dirty Knife-Ears

>Implying elves aren't evil in every setting

The gods made them with knife ears to show you that they'll stab you in the back.

>[citation needed]
Come on, you can do better!

AOW.

Every elf wants to destroy mankind and ravage the valley of wonders.

Tell me that's not evil without repeating me.

Gets my vote. Yes please lets do this.

does anyone need any other proof

DREAD WOLF!
No.
WE MUST PURGE ALL ELVES.
NO EXCEPTIONS.

Elves should be rounded up and used for experimentation!

>check out wiki
>first sentence: "Wherein the Humans kill the Elven King Inioch and conquer the Elven Court"
Seems like the humans started it.

I wonder who could be behind this post?

That's porn. Badly spoilered porn

They were colonists!

And meandor fucked up!

Inioch!

The Cult of Storms!

The Necromancers!

Sauron.
Nuff said.

Do I really need to explain?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svartálfar

You mean the most likely ally of the Imperium?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svartálfar
>dwarfs

Cough.

>"Elves are prominently associated with sexual threats, seducing people and causing them harm."

>As fast as elves
>As tough as dwarves
>As adaptable as humans
>Breed faster than all three

Are you even trying, slave races?

>ally
k.

>slave races?
Goblins?

But those aren't Shadow Demons!

Totundraburgonda Flog would be disappointed In you.

>primitive
>stupid
>hated by the gods (and everyone else, including others of your race)
>weak at magic

but do enjoy that "adaptability" memeword

I think this was germanic mythology. Which was never the inspiration for fantasy elves.

What are those things though? If Goblins, yeah. Everyone in any setting is bound to hate Goblins and call them primitive backwards savages and wouldnt mind an extermination of them.

hobgoblins, the uruk-hai to goblins uruk

Can Veeky Forums theorize how sex with an elf feels like compared to doing a human? (both genders)

I need to know this before I give my answer at the extermination topic.

it probably feels the same as when you have sex with a human.

it's all fictional for you

well elves are humans+1 so id assume they have the potential to be better ( same as at everything else - an elven courtesan who has mastered the art in some pleasure temple would be better than any human - but a normal elf is just more dextrous and sensitive)

>Consensual
Likely more vigorous, with more stamina. May be rougher if with a more active elf, and tamer but longer with a noble.

>Nonconsensual
Low chance of submission, likely lots of shouting and much more fighting than a human. Potentially lethal is you get too carried away and they can get a decent swipe. Not likely to be worth it.

>knife ears as an insult

How does that even work? Especially when coming from someone who'd be called a spoon ear?

>How does that even work?
It doesn't.

>edgy teen elf assasin who thinks being called knife ear is the coolest shit ever, jokes about killing a man with just his ears
>the edge will cure the racism

>uruk-hai to goblins uruk

Nigga can you try to know what you're typing before you hit the buttons.

Goblin - Human tongue for Orc
Orc - Elf tongue for Uruk
Uruk - Black speech for Orc
Uruk-hai - Black speech for orc-folk, interchangeable with Uruk
Snaga - Black speech for slave, refers to lesser breeds of uruk-hai than the erect soldier-uruks of Mordor and later of Isengard
Hobgoblins - Superior to all those faggots

no, i mean that hobgoblins are to goblins what the uruk-hai were to regular orcs

Is breeding them to extinction an option?

Don't know, why did you post armor?

nice proxy, dwarf

>tfw there will never be small coffee-colored elf girls running around the house calling you "papa"

why even live?

BTFO

might as well not, elf-lover

Another useless post by an anime-elf poster.

Kid, do you have any idea how good the lesser races are at dying?

>Neanderthals

Reminder that non-Tropical African populations have noticeably more Neanderthal admixture.

You know, for some one who presents himself as super open-minded and wise. He sure is a genocidal fuck.

LIKE ALL ELVES.

>LIKE ALL ELVES
But the memes say that it's the humans going full DEUS VULT. I can't really think of any elves that are on genocide mode.

We can get a source on this so we can go home?

Jez mods, it's porn. Can't be this hard to move your ass and delete something.

IROLLAN ELVES.

Reminder that Neanderthals had larger/stronger bodies and brains than the average Homo Sapiens, and died out because of their high metabolism and the Ice Age, not because they were inferior to Homo Sapiens.

Don't the Thalmor literally want to destroy the world so that they can all be gods again?

>Reminder that Neanderthals had larger/stronger bodies
Yes,
>and brains than the average Homo Sapiens
Brain size does not correlate to intelligence, user, otherwise whales would rule the world.
4/10, see me after class for remedial biology.
Also, they died out because Homo Sapien was better at surviving then they were, even on their own turf.

Yes, but brain size compared to body mass is a good indicator of intelligence, especially among hominids.
Another good indicator is metabolism, and we know that Neanderthals had a much higher metabolism than a Homo Sapiens of the same size.

>Homo Sapiens was better at surviving then they were
Which, I would like to remind you, is all but irrelevant to the modern world and civilized species in general.

Khezu are shit!

I dunno, I'd probably submit pretty readily.

Elves are good for _______.

>resurrected human demigod
>said demigod is confirmed for sympathy with these elves
>proceed to murder mutual enemies

...

>Elves are evil and should be exterminated.
Weren't you banned?

Homos BTFO

not yet

>What would Nords be?
Neo Nazis.

t.elf sex expert

>All these short twigy 'Elves'
>All these scrawny humans
>Even some Dwarves, though I guess they're alright

Kids these days.

Did both of you morons forget that Sauron was a fallen Maiar, NOT an Elf?

Elves are hot and should be used for lewd.

Nope. Should be interbred with until they are extinct and we have all their genetic goodies. Just how we dealt with neanderthals and other hominids.

WC3 savage warrior night elves don't exist anymore, they raped all the previous characterization to bring them in line with liberal tree-huggers and all the players are dancing on mail boxes.

Oh yes, post le lewd elf memes, this will shut down the anti-elffags.

They do still exist, it's just that all the good characters like Shandris get benched outside of books.

Also our Paladin-equivalents are scarier than yours.

Really wish the TTG was still around, would be neat to play a bit.

But if we've interbred with them enough that everyone has both human and elven traits, then wouldn't humans as we know them now be extinct too?

>savage warrior night elves don't exist anymore
>"I want to play a SAVAGE race but I want to be pretty, too!"

Good. The whole "savage elf warrior" trope has always been especially cringe-worthy and reeks of magical realm or wish fulfillment, depending on the setting.

Hold my axe real quick

>otherwise whales would rule the world.
>Implying they do not already.

I bet he doesn't even pay tribute to his whale overlord.

Sure thing.

A story that pretty much shows how much of dicks elves are. (Including any human that're pro-elves and or works for them)

>implying they have to be pretty
Wirewood Elves would like a word with you.

freedom is the right of all sentient beings

The Shadow Demons.
Should they really be trusted?

Should we exterminate ALL elves or just the more militant ones? What should be done with those who have done service to us or may be useful in some way? Should a part of the elven population be kept around for forced labor? What should be the fate of half/quarter elves?

I disagree.

>implying elves dont have technology
they make better artificers than humans ever could, and its only natural that they would utilize magitech to compensate for low population

How autistic does one have to be to genuinely hate any fictional race?

Rat-Elves on the other hand are precious and must be proteted

Fuck off, Thanquol

>Lets take a shitty race and mix em with a shitty animal!

Feck off yah dimwit

Is anyone really going to read all 2.88 MB of this poorly written garbage?

gave up after 2 sentences, personally.

They are basically militant gnostics. Tear down the firmament that holds up this false world so that everyone (read: elfs and elf-kin) can be what they always were, gods.