>I'm going to be pretty biased against edgelords. Lawful Evil is actually my favorite alignment to play unscrupulous people who are aligned with the party, but petty evil just kills my boner. If you want to play someone evil, you should at least have some panache and affability, and be someone who can do group play well.
>Characters who are sob stories disinterest me.
>I'm also very biased against people in a lot of games already. You can go straight to Hell with your happiness!
>I'm a shitty weeb, but also a history and anthropology buff so the apps that grab my eye right away will be ones with a stylized, strong emotive and visual appeal while also having a feeling of mythicality to their story. I love my farmboys, ingenues and princesses and puckish rogues who eventually make the right decisions are my jam.
>I want a balanced party, so following the leader too hard will make it harder to get in.
Angel Richardson
this is all sorts of cancer
not even in the fun way
Benjamin Thompson
So! Who all's excited for the weekend? Any big plans, game-related or otherwise?
Gavin Gonzalez
To anyone who's run or had experience with Legacy of Fire, what would you suggest to make it a more enjoyable campaign?
Andrew Barnes
okay, do you have a game though?
Jacob Powell
Time to put entire weeks of effort and disproportionate amounts of time into this long-lasting campaign!
Dylan Davis
Reposting, but does anyone else remember Bards having the option to pick up a bonus in place of another Perform for Versatile Performance.
I think one of them was something like Weapon Focus with some caveats?
Someone tell me I'm not delusional though.
That's the RotRK GM user.
Michael Robinson
I dropped out from a game yesterday, and another one this morning. I'm trying to wean myself off of Pathfinder.
Justin Turner
The game I was most excited for is canceled this week, but I'm going to see my mom this weekend, which is nice.
Cameron Brown
I'm going out shopping to get some towels to donate. Probably gonna put in an application to Romance of the Righteous now that I have more info on it. Might get a haircut while I'm out since I want it back at shoulder length.
Jose Bennett
Add better waifus. The only quality ones don't come in until after the halfway point.
Logan Hill
Well, what games do you plan on replacing it with? If ant at all.
Blake Williams
The only thing I can think of is Desna's Divine Fighting Technique.
Owen Jenkins
Cut down on dungeon crawls. High-powered gestalt is still going to mean you're slogging through hallways and doing room-clearing for weeks on end.
Whenever you can, fill out the time your players would have spent in dungeons on other quests.
Hunter James
Oh hold on I have the page for that
Blood of the Beast REEEEE
John Carter
I still have one weekly game so I'll stick with that one for as long as it's around, and maaaybe look into 5e or experiment in less common systems. I'll apply casually to /pfg/ games here and there to play with ruleset gimmicks though, but I've been stuck with 1pp Pathfinder games for so long they disgust me.
Juan Torres
Now, now, Blood of the Beast did have some surprisingly valid options.
Justin Bennett
Cool, so I'm not delusional! Thanks a lot user!
Michael Phillips
How slutty do you want it, Senpai?
Is easy to get in bed, or actively choking on dick every session?
Robert Harris
THAT JUST MAKES ME EVEN MORE ANGRY ABOUT IT, THOUGH.
Adrian Brooks
Physically who are the most attractive Hell's Vengeance apps? Who has the biggest greasy donger?
Logan Stewart
I want to touch the titty of that kitty!
Charles Martinez
Oh, don't be such a sourpuss, sourpuss. Bloodforge added a whole bunch of cat variants.
Isaac Roberts
As I'm still not sure if I can even hammer out an actual time, I'm just going to go ahead and leave the setting details right here.
Someone checked all the attractiveness ratings yesterday, the guys are much prettier than the girls, Mikhael is the prettiest, followed by Zeno, followed by Talathel I think. Zeno's the only one that doesn't have his prettiness enhanced though.
Jason Lopez
oh god
Mason Watson
>mfw I'm tempted to apply with a certain much-memed character to make this a Meme Team reunion
Frank Miller, the Spizz Diller, Professional Memester
David Walker
You just wait till Rory joins.
Jackson Cooper
>Who has the biggest greasy donger? Lyra.
Sebastian Barnes
user... Bigger.
Luis Price
So to reply to the two anons from last thread who asked me to sell my E8 game to 'em, since I had to go to dinner, I can try and sell 'em on it now.
So, it's basically set in two settings at once; Noiralog (Bizarro Golarion) and Eberron, with the two connected via Spelljammer ships, those oldass "AD&D in Space" ships that punch through to other multiverses. The setting the party starts in of the two, though, is something the group that's picked from the applicants will decide on a Session 0, but eventually both settings will become available, by about level 3-4.
Logan Anderson
and the ugliest is Shizuka
Aiden Ramirez
But she's got large, hefty Tien boobs.
Adrian Rodriguez
>current players was beautiful characters to romance them >they're a bunch of uggos Hm.
Just taking the pieces needed for a night in shining armor, who has the most bits?
I would apply, but the timing. That's why you're getting no applicants my dude. It's a great concept, just bad schedule.
Camden Hughes
>Characters who are sob stories disinterest me. So a character who starts off low and has something to prove to themselves and the world are somehow poorer than the plucky farmboy who got lucky?
Easton James
>Just taking the pieces needed for a night in shining armor, who has the most bits? What.
Jace Miller
I think I had a mild stroke while typing that.
What I meant to ask was who has the most constitute ingredients of being a perfect romance option? No one is a great romance option because of their personalities, but who looks like a good one if you squint hard enough?
Owen Sullivan
He's saying, "I don't care if they're hot, I just want to know how much they'll make me gape when they jam it in me."
Who's the biggest dick with the biggest dick.
Jason Rodriguez
>tien boobs >large and hefty
Jaxon Young
C-Can we apply with characters that are already in games?
Jacob Young
She did roll max.
Wyatt Ward
HUGE GREASY DONGER
Brayden Harris
What I'm saying is I wouldn't pick say, DHB's dwarf from Dragons 2, who seemed to be wholly about his insecurities and regret over failure. Someone who picks themselves up should have at least some of the drive to get there, you know?
That said, nothing against the guy personally so if he makes something new (as he seemed to want to) for my game I'll consider that fairly.
Jack Taylor
She's a Tien girl from Kalsgard and she rolled max, with pic related as artwork.
She's got huge tits.
Ethan Lopez
Rolled 4, 2 + 1 = 7 (2d4 + 1)
Let's see how big Falafel's dick is.
I bet the reason he's so evil is he has a microdick.
Julian Perez
Anybody got the .pdf with the Edgelord Harbinger in it?
Sebastian Roberts
So you're saying she's got big yunyuns?
Christopher Kelly
Yes.
YES.
Michael Mitchell
Rolled 2, 3 + 2 = 7 (2d4 + 2)
Hm, I'm tempted to just use Pathfinder Vices' system instead since it and the average shake out to about the same...but eh, fuck it, let's see if my dude's packing or lacking.
Lincoln Ross
Of the PCs, Shizuka and Yori both seem pretty aromantic, so did Dierdre actually but now she got replaced by a foxgirl mermaid elf so maybe her?
Matthew James
i guess that makes sense
big fat tien titties it is
Colton Gonzalez
>paizuri central
James Williams
How would the current character react to Falafel attempting to romance them, then realizing he's only do it so that years down the line when they grow old/die he can destroy everything they love?
Jordan Sanders
Guys, meme me a meme.
Should I memake a DILF butler or Ornstein that uses his spear as a stripper's pole.
Daniel Foster
...
Tyler Miller
You need to just message DHB and get in some private sessions with him user. This isn't a healthy outlet for you.
Share logs.
Henry Clark
Ornstein
Ian Cooper
Why not both?
Isaiah Sanchez
>Stripper Ornstein
I was gonna make a combination of Ornstein and one of the Custodes from If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device, personally.
Gabriel Anderson
Or! Or!
I could make an Alchemist || Oracle (Life) doctor dedicated to providing the guests with everything from performance enhancers to healing!
Blake Gomez
We could form a troupe.
The Golden Gang.
Alexander Rogers
The yandere for DHB guy last thread was pretty weird.
Blake Collins
So does anyone have a list of games shared to pfg?
I haven't had my fill of disappointment.
Joshua Williams
Guys, should I shoot for a Part 2?
Isaiah Garcia
>Amalthea is in
Someone needs to make the kennel mistress.
Juan Robinson
Well.
There IS three of those Custodes...
Michael Cruz
That's better than I'd have expected from a wizard.
Daniel Roberts
realistically she's also scarred to all shit though since she fights without any armor and gets off on getting cut
Owen Fisher
user, the Ruse Cruise is a receptacle for meme characters both accepted and not.
Leo Kelly
Imako a cute. CUTE!
Jason Harris
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
Wyatt Nguyen
>It's a great concept, just bad schedule. Yeah, the time is truly awful.
Christopher Cook
>First three submissions to the Great Bamboozling >Literally THICCness >DEUS VULT slut >An edgy bouncer who is pic related and RORY'S BROTHER
guys stop
Thomas Garcia
We have only just begun.
Cameron Diaz
If Askris gets in I will kill myself.
Dylan Powell
What's the best archetype for an evil bard /pfg/?
Tyler Hughes
did you expect srs apps?
Dylan Peterson
Dirge bar no exceptions.
Jason Garcia
dervish dancer
James Rivera
You should apply.
Austin Watson
I didn't, but watching people react to the GREAT BAMBOOZLING is gonna be fun.
Dominic Robinson
Demagogue
Joseph Gomez
>Fresh account DM Didn't Taldor Ascendant teach you anythings?
Ayden Flores
I was a little confused by what this meant
>with the ability to chainGunslinger/Swashbuckler/Brawler/Samurai/Cavalier to it at first level, properly Gestalting with it to form a single class.
So unchained fighters get full gestalt? Where as others get the 6 points with the alternate gestalt rules?
Jayden Baker
I did, with Askris.
Jace Torres
>ITS CALLED THE GREAT BAMBOOZLING
yeah dude people are taking this seriously.
Leo Smith
user, everyone is going to apply with a blurb and an image, it's not an investment.
Dylan Collins
>Putting my bamboozle app together >Born a boy >Torn away from his parents as a child during war, had to pretend to be a girl or face the sword >Was taken in by a family in the resistance, had to pretend to be a boy to join the fight >How much deeper can I go with this trap flip-flop?
Gavin Harris
If it doesn't require a flowchart at the end, I'll be disappointed.
Wyatt Green
He ended up working as a spy and had to infiltrate some household as a maid!