Cyoag

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Yes, he uses watercraft as A-rank mounts and pilots them to fight for him. Plus he applies Territory Creation to said craft, making him into a very strong fighter on-board them.

He won't beat many OP servants, but if that was to happen he would activate his Noble Phantasm and flood the world, then use a combination of the Divine Miracle's waves and whatever Arks he has to destroy whatever servants survived.

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true, but many a Ex NP can just glass the world and be done with it

>fights with arks
we KanColle now?

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Newest version in image format.

I wanted to save most of the power for the Flood ability, plus it just seems cheap if it instantly kills everyone (not to mention some heroes may be able to survive the flood, like Hercules or anyone with underwater breathing or flying). It's supposed to be thematic.

>can't cross running water through the effort of your minions
but that is precisely how Dracula got around

wouldn't the flood also kill all humans on earth? maybe it could work like Riders NP and be a world of pure water

it also sounds like prototype archers NP Enki

Vampires weaknesses have had so many different interpretations over the decades that what Dracula did or did not do is pretty much irrelevant.

Start with one point
>Model (+2)
>Medium (+2)
>Agile (+0)
>Vagina (+2)
>Depilation (+1)
So now I'm up to 8 points...
>Casualwear (-3)
>lingerie (-0)
>jewelry and accessories (-0)
Down to five points
>Model (2.4K per week) (-0)
>Unemployable (+5)
>Sexual Harassment (+4)
>MegaDosh (-0 because page Karma)
Free sex, just gotta make sure I can't get pregnant, also still at five points
>Penthouse (-5)
>Fem (+1)
>Perfect Health (-1)
>user's Choice (+7)
And now I'm up to 7 again, not that I need it
>Lewd Engineer (+1)
>Mad Scientist
>Hacker

Oh boy this can't go wrong

It would, as in the Biblical flood only the chosen were allowed to survive in order to purge the world. In this case it'd be the Master and a few others who Noah placed in Arks.

After a while the floodwaters recede and humans can repopulate the surface.

Basically he can recreate the flood from his story whenever he wants.

throgguy get fucked

Wrong thread. We're the general.

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have fun with the inevitable counter guardians, would winning the grail (uncorrupted) even be worth it?

>lewd cyoa
>immortality boon

for what purpose

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>Strength 3
>Toughness 4
>Recovery 4
>Speed 3
>Appearance 3
>Shapechanging 1
>Feeding Amount 1
>Feeding Style 2
>Sunlight Weakness 3
>Siring Strength 0
>Minions 1
>Stakes 0
>Holy Water
Literally just go public with it and acquire harem of goth girls who enjoy being fed on.

Body type: Skinny
Brest size: Big
Hips,Butt and Thighs: Thicc
What type of yandere is she?
Harmless (-2)
Dependant (+1)
Delusional (+4)

>subtotal- 8

Personality and Traits:
Poor (+2)
Innocent
Classical Romantic
Short
Insecure
Total Fucking Bitch
Pessimist

>subtotal- 10

Gifts:
Videogames (-1)
Self Controlled (-6)
Adorable (-9)
Comedian (-3)
Income (-5)

>subtotal- (-14)

"Quirks":
Closer (+1)
Hers forever (+5)
Connections (+3)
Consent not required (+3)
Diary (+1)
Decorator (+1)

>subtotal- 0

Origin:
Abuse + lonely
Dream:
A Family

shes a bit crazy but its treatable, shell get better

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Sex
Milking
Yearling
Europe
Tan
Black
Straight
Bratty, Skittish
kidnap
The Basement
Lewd bikini
cowbell collar, highheels, ball gag, cowboy hat
small dose
Cow ears
septum piercing, ear tag, nipple piercing, branding
by hand
whipping, rape
rest, sex

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So if they drive him in a transport over the running water he hits an invisible wall and stays on the spot?

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Forgot to post Mystery box.

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Hope
Balance act, milky, sensitive
breast pump,shrinking pill, hi tech bathroom

Waifu Blues Dump

1/6

Looking for a specific CYOA. It's hard to find because it centers around you being a mage but they made up a new word for magic user that I forgot. There's standard companions and items and the first page involves you picking your teacher with a dwarf looking guy as the one that specializes in earth and a college professor looking women with fire. Sorry if this is too vague, if I could at least find the name I could find it.

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Fulcrum?

dark elf
salvation
teenager
clever,friendly, charismatic
nothing
clear rune
fertility rune, sorcerer rune, stamina rune
casual clothing, formal dress
master bedroom
respectful
appeasing
reprimand, spanking, isolation
sorcery, literature, mathematics
management
free time, outings, fine jewelry, small pet
raise dead, mystic arrow, nullify, cleanse

Maybe. I couldn't find anything on Google. If you could post it, or at least link to it I'd be grateful.

>I couldn't find anything on Google.
Did you check all the archives listed in the pastebin?

Nevermind I got it. Thanks.

Oh man this one is pretty neat

First Level spells:
>Lightning
>Power Word + Metamagic: Arcane Thesis
>Mage Armor
>Wards
>Instant Service

Second Level Spells:
>Restoration
>Private Sanctum
>Counterspell + Metamagic: Magna Anima

Traits:
>Beacon
>Limited Potential
>Odd Magical Signature

Anyone happen to know the sauce of the elf under sorrowful?

>Dump
>posts 2 images, claims there's 6 in total

He's probably being attacked by a bear.

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It's better than the retards thats been spamming CYOAs no one even looks at.

Superior pizza cyoa here.

Do humans count as creatures? For the Jalapenos shapeshifting?

>Large
>Jalapeno
Don't even want any of the other stuffs. But to not spend it would be a waste
>Onion
>Ham
I con't think the author understands just how much 8x minimum wage is. Minimumwage in my country is almost 20 dollars for unpaid work. That's 3000 dollars per month unless I have to pay taxes, too.

1 2-topping med pizza + 2 sides

pineaple, onion

breadsticks,brownie

Wait sorry, I meant
>Olives
Not Jalapeno!

I like this cyoa, but it'd be better if the "note" was said to include what the side effects are, otherwise everyone who plays this cyoa is being extremely dishonest by not choosing their usual toppings and considering how autistic this board is I'm sure the vast majority of posters never grew out of their "toppings are gross, cheese pizza only" phase.

I myself would be stuck with a large pepperoni/Mushroom pizza, no sides and no third topping. Not a horrible combo, but who wouldn't want the Green Peppers if they knew what they did?

>I have autism and no one can be allowed to have fun

Here's your upboat, reddit.

Medium Pizza with two sides
>Pepperoni
>Sausage

>Breadsticks
>Brownies

Dude even if this was no superpowers, just a nice pizza, this is what I'd order, shit's great

I just wouldnt ever order a 3 topping pizza. Even the premade selections have a bunch of stuff on them. Plus chili flakes counts as a topping? Who does that.

Also; those green peppers arent even green.

Going with as close as I can get to my usual pizza order.
>Two Topping Medium Pizza + 2 Sides
Beef/Bacon Pizza, with Cheesy Bread and Mozarella Sticks on the side.

A shame I'm limited to two toppings. I can't fit enough meat on it like this.

GET OUT

EJECT

E-SCAPE FROM THE PRISON PLANET

I conceptualized Noah as a response to the corrupted Grail system, both it and society as a whole has fallen quite far. So Noah is the world itself attempting a reset button.

I tried to make a legit Saber Jesus (genderbent and all) but I couldn't figure out a Noble Phantasm :(

Something similar to herc and revive after 3 days of death? (presumably with some cooldown period like how herc can regenerate lives)

dont leave us!
stay with us user~
stay with us~...

First things first, getting the FUCK out:
>Escape Pod (-20)
Next, making sure I can stay alive until I can induce a critical situation, which means joining up with a gang
>Gang Member: Melter Gun
This is where I find my ragtag group of allies to help me get the fuck out, no mention of how many people the Escape Pod can hold so I'll assume it can hold up to five comfortably.
>Maintenance Access (-0)
This is what I'm going to be using to induce a critical situation, being able to get just about anywhere means I can in theory steal shit my gang needs from other cells, including rebreathers and weapons and healing gel, and hopefully, explosives. Get enough explosives, put them on the outer walls in key areas, and blow this place to hell, then run down to the escape pods and GTFO

I was thinking a combo of "Render Unto Ceasar" where all damage caused to Jesus is reflected back onto the attacker (in the style of Cain's curse after he killed Abel), and a Resurrection after 3 days that could become instant by using a command spell. Since Jesus wasn't really known for his combat prowess, that gives him at least a chance to win the Grail War.

>Implying the aliens will look like that
>>>Implying they would want anything to do with anybody on this site

I mean he can cast minor miracles and presumably is a good healer. Probably would go well with a summoner that can actually fight against servants.

>implying they don't look like that just to taunt you
>implying they don't want much to do with you as a cosmic lesson on why you should be careful what you wish for

Even your fantasies cannot save you from the void, user. They will only bring you closer. It does not matter whether you face reality or drown in delusion. In the end, you will die, and that will be that.

Good CYOA with some tough choices. The wind magic will mostly be used to blow up skirts and dresses.

I’ve done 4 or 5 builds for this and somehow i’m not sick of this yet.

Age: Fresh graduate

Size ratio :Equal height

Build: Athletic

Breast sixe: Busty

Hips and butt: child bearing

Facial features: Sexy

Hairstyle: Pixie cut

Skin tone: Bronze

Sex drive: Sexual predator

Romantic attitude: erratically dom

Personality traits: sumgtacular, tomboy, cool, heavy drinker, bant-master, idealistic, pervert and motherly.

Fetishes: public sex, sweaty sex, oral, disparaging, frottage, smothering, milking dry and lewd roleplay.

Hobbies: movies, anime, lifting, running and traveling

Extra features: glasses, tattoos, strange, inhumanity( razor teeth)

>Tomato
>Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, Lightning, or Necrotic
>Necrotic
>But no Holy option
BOY

Literally just pick green peppers and then say whatever you want to be true.
Easy win.

im just suggesting that instead of flooding the world - its a reality marble with a similar effect but a contained radius
reflected seems excessive, and damage mirror is already one of avengers abilities - as is ressurection

kinda funny that angry manjew shares many abilities with jesus

Small Pizza:
>Ham
>Chicken
>Olives

Sides:
>Calzone
>Lava Cakes

And on the off-chance that sides was a typo (three pictures of breadsticks, but only says 2?) I guess I'd throw in Mozarella Sticks for the hell of it.

Get out of here, you vagina eyeball!

No.

if you're going to take olives, why not take garlic parmesan sauce with it? you essentially gain the ability to learn four skills at once that way

Age: high school
Size ratio: shorty
physical build: scrawny
breast size: busty
Butt&hips: child bearing
Facial features: cute
Hairstyle: long and straight
skin tone: pale
Sex drive: receptive
romantic attitude: private submissive
personality traits: smugtacular, pure, needy, lightweight, bant master, cynical, cunning, feminine, cool, romantic
Fetishes and desires: cuddling (3), frottage, oral (2), rape-play (2), pet-play (2)
Hobbies & interestsL computer, videogames, lazing, television, sleeping
Extra features: inhumanity (2) - pointy ears , great horns. strange

a little perfect chuuni demon

What about the rest?

Here's a classic.

>Shitposter
55
>Wrong Genre
60
>Is a Girl
50
>Roommate
35
>Is Hot
30
>Quality
20
>Balance
15
>Replayability
10
>NEET
0
>Sex
>Milking, Breeding
>Heifer
>Asia
>Brown
>Black
>Braids
>Hardworking, Cheerful
>Foreclosure
>Cottage
>Bikini Combo
>Small Dose
>Extra Breasts, Cow Ears, Cow Tail
>Milk By Hand
>Isolation, Spanking
>Sex, Rest, Outings
I remember another user figuring out how to break this CYOA. He made a large, three-topping pizza with jalapeno's, green peppers and chili flakes. Had something to do with making himself constantly omnipotent through wish-making.
I just realized I could pull off the same trick with the medium-pizza-and-two-sides coupon, while getting two sides. I'd get brownies if I can control when it works, but chicken wings otherwise. Definitely going with breadsticks, 'cause if this hack doesn't work out, I can just win lotteries and recreate the world in my image while in the lap of luxury.

>tfw even in death, I've failed everyone

Who?

5
>Lolita
>Ridiculous
>Thicc
>Harmless, Worshiping, Delusional
>Insecure, Pessimist, Tomboy, Submissive, Poor, paranoid, NEET, Filthy, Short
10 pts
>Great cook, Fetish x2, Youthful, Video games, Motherly, Together, Forever, Comedian, Income X2, Good Taste- (-38)
>Closer, Romantic Trip, Marking x2, Tech Savvy, Connections, Her's forever, House Husband, Diary, Addict-0
>Lonely +Abuse
>Your undying love
Half of these quirks aren't too bad really. Some are freebies if you want to have kids and Connections and Tech Savvy are basically just pros in the long run. You can do just about anything illegal and fix any of your electronics in no time.

yeah I see where you're going, you activate truth saying, and say your genie form can grant wishes.
Alternatively you just say "I am God" and surpass everything.

Robbing, obviously.

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Must my fighter always be a member of hemiptera?