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The world is an enormous series of caverns so deep underground, the surface is believed to be nothing more than a legend.

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This is aided by the giant penis monsters that patrol the caverns further up, condemning explorers to anal rape.

In these caverns light and air are rare commodities. Towns can come and go based on the whims of volcanic currents from deep below.

The most stable communities are nomadic peoples, having made careful maps of the air currents.

The lower you go in the caverns the less likely you are to find air but the more likely you are to find treasures and riches as you stumble across ancient ruins and raw minerals.

There is one known larger area that is, essentially, the closest thing one can get to a stable utopia for life in terms of air and general stable cavern structure, however civilisation was lost when it was invaded by murderous subterranean beasts that have made it their domain ever since, exploring outwards to gather food and material before returning to the old ruins to breed.

The caverns are shifting and collapse often, so societies are built around and inside "gods", large structures of flesh that provide shelter, warmth and fresh air inside. In exchange inhabitants expand outwards in search of meat to feed their gods.

Maybe too far a jump for first post but I was feeling inspired

These brave nomads must always stay one step ahead of the penis monsters, which forever dog their trails, seeking to rape.

They even provide supple young Virgin females as sacrifices for the 'gods', who are ritualistically give to the penis like growths that extend from the walls

>light and air are rare commodities
Torches to light the way are seen as an absolute last resort, since the light is finite and it uses up a large amount of oxygen. All cultures of the world prize enchanted crystals that shed light without flame and casters that can create light with magic.

Many of these "gods" are alive and claim to be descended from the deity whose body makes up the world. In reality, they are little more than maggots infesting its half-dead body. These "gods" are extremely rare, and their worshipers are often highly territorial.

lol penis

>penis monster
It is a die brundlepenis (1d4chan.org/wiki/Brundlepenis) that spreads by lycanthropic rules, and anyone it ejaculates on is cursed to transform into a brundlepenis every full moon.

however, because no one underground has ever seen the moon, the werebrundlepenises are valued as important calender keepers, and their transformations used to track the changing of the seasons underground.

According to myth, the a brave and noble hero was transformed into the first penis monster by an evil demon he mortally wounded, to punish him and his descendants for all eternity.

These monsters are literal tumors with the corpse of God. His flesh is stone, his organs precious stones, and his blood lava.

>We Blame! now

So penis stuff aside, this theme we're getting about the world being the corpse of God and the 'gods' some sort of remnant parasites seems like a pretty cool premise to work off.

How come no one ever made one of these gifs with Veeky Forums turning into /d/

God's penis is the original penis monster

so, pretty much the Story of Gurren Lagann and Undertale?

that's innovativ

According to myth and legend. Of course, there are many myths and legends speculating the origins of the penis monsters, and it has been the cause of many holy wars.

>/co/
>ever turning into /pol/
/co/ is basically tumblr: The Board. They're more liberal than fucking /lgbt/.

Don't worry there's a gif for that too.

I agree. I don't really feel like this thread is going to go far though. Even that fetishy giantess setting had more traction, and it didn't exactly amount to anything

Legends aside, the fearful tunnel dwellers know to fear the Blood curling smack of the penis monsters balls sacks as the squirm through the tunnels, and the horrible rush of heat from their fiery ejaculate

In the deep caverns, nomad tribes aand settled peoples alike fear the exterminator hordes. Their bodies are twisted and warped by vile magic's and strange machines, they howl in rapturous exultation as they slay all who stand before them. Their minds are broken, bent, and shattered, they are unflinching fanatics in their worship of their God.

He goes by many names and titles, The Black Butcher, He Who Slays, Death Incarnate, The Carrion Lord, Malice Eternal, He answers to all. He gifts his followers with great and terrible power, all He asks of them is that they serve Him, and spill blood in His name. Unlike other Gods, He has no form, rather, He lives within His followers, and possesses them when He sees fit to manifest in the material world.

The exterminators seek eternal war, carnage, and bloodshed, and will stop at nothing to obtain it. Covered in spikes, blades, and the remnants of their victims, they feel no fear, feel no pain, and know no mercy.

But even they still fear the wrath of the penis monsters.
However, the greatest of their fell champions are known to face these mighty beasts in combat. They then suck/fondle the creatures into submission, henceforth riding them into battle.
They are known as Cock Knockers by the terrified tunnel dwellers

Fuck you, why are you so obsessed with penises?

>Legends aside, the fearful tunnel dwellers know to fear the Blood curling smack of the penis monsters balls sacks as the squirm through the tunnels, and the horrible rush of heat from their fiery ejaculate
Now you will know why people fear the night!

Vainly the tunnel dwellers curse the penis monsters, praying for salvation from God or Devil.
But the turgid terrors know neither mercy, respite, or restraint

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What kind of creatures would live there?

>echolocation, long fingers and whiskers and huge ears and forms of bioluminiscence aplenty
>fungi and the ecosystem they fuel

>light becomes more common the deeper you go, but so does heat

>truly sapient creatures would be nonexistant, but rudimentary languages would exist based on certain sounds or bioluminiscent patterns

>Implying it never gets /pol/iti/co/

>Veeky Forums gets shit done
Since when?