What have you been doing with your bards lately? Your Rubato bards? Your skalds? Your Maestro sorcerers? Your Charlatanism hedgewitches? Your Stir Heart and Mind spellburst savants? Your Volksgeist avowed? Your Outrageous Lyricist vigilantes? Tell us about your singing idols!
Did some more Spellburst Savant homebrew. Broom Jockey is a mobility/flight/speed based spellburst savant with a melee theme.
This is the alpha so feedback is highly appreciated. Among other things, I'm a little iffy if it's got enough melee boost to be functional in combat as most of it's stuff is about mobility and it lost some nova spell getting there. Still, Flyby Attack works nicely with Wave Motion Strike (As it allows a standard action, NOT just an attack)
Jose Foster
But you are Bloodmountainanon?
Dominic Hughes
Looking for players/GM for host-posting shinaniganry, 3/4 player slots filled Assumed time between 8AM and midnight EST Must be comfortable with text roleplaying.
Contact on Discord: Draknirv#4693 if interested.
Caleb Robinson
I believe he's going for irony.
Brody Morgan
>read celestial tournament's two apps >Calima >The Calima is a hot, oppressing dust and sand-laden, southerly to southeasterly, sometimes easterly wind in the Canary Islands region. >southerly to southeasterly, sometimes easterly wind >Galtan girl >grew up in a warzone >named after a wind Go fuck yourself dude.
You caught me red-handed, user. I'll take the suggestions from last thread in and tone down the monstergirl stuff. It's not gonna be waifu shit. I promise.
Asher Robinson
I've not played a Bard in PF. I did play one in 5e - he considered himself a professional purveyor of wholesome family entertainment.
Naturally, this did not make him popular with the party.
Julian Perry
The best.
Easton Miller
It's where our memes cease to be dreams.
Dylan Sanchez
How about a Hell's Rebels game where a bunch of crazy motherfuckers take on the man in a slightly lighthearted revolution?
Character concepts so far include a genderflipped Alex Jones parody and a pirate bard who kills people by pointing her fingers and shouting "Bang!"
Charles Robinson
What's the grandest ambition your character has ever had?
Last game I was in I literally pulled a big boss and created a demi-plane "Outer Heaven" the demi-plane was actually located near the seven heavens, it was quite literally outer heaven to try and end the exploitation of mortals by deities.
Michael Sullivan
I'm about to play one in PF for the first time! Looking forward to Dragon 2
I have a character whose endgame is to destroy Mephistopheles
Juan Baker
>What's the grandest ambition your character has ever had?
Seeing his wife and daughter again.
Austin Brown
Good traits for mounted summoner?
Jack Hernandez
I understand Twinned Presence is really solid.
Jacob Nelson
Just as a note, the character generation rules are a little up in the air right now and are subject to change. If you want to join right now all I'm mainly looking for is concepts, at this stage I am less concerned with mechanics. I'll announce on Roll20 once the character building rules are locked in.
Plz no terrorists
Kayden Foster
>tfw alexa jones and crew meet up with the HV crew
and probably get fucking raped to death because >gestalt vs non gestalt
Hunter Wilson
Mount needs to be bigger than me and I'm using Undersized Mount to ride a medium eidolon as a human
Thanks tho fampai
Brayden Nguyen
>Plz no terrorists It's literally an AP about terrorism.
Cameron Flores
Are there any characters from the meme games you would want or at least could see being used in other campaigns?
Kayden Diaz
True, but when someone gleefully declares that it's "time for terrorism" it brings a certain sort of character to mind.
James Ross
define meme games
Chase Diaz
My Gunslinger just got so lost she ended up across the sea.
My Brawler was already living his dream.
My Magus just wanted to visit her uncle and got pulled into something greater.
My Inquisitor was just hunting down an old enemy (really an old friend, it's a long story).
They're all like me - no real ambition, content with most of what they have now. Some feeling like they shouldn't be, but not knowing how to change that.
Josiah Wood
Sarenism is a religion of peace, bigot.
Levi Lewis
Maybe Rory Karskys? He seems to be at least the most normal out of the Dragon 2 party, surprisingly enough.
Kayden Campbell
I just want to be a comically suicidal suicide bomber.
Gabriel Brooks
RotJR, Dragons, games where the characters had become as high-profile as the game itself.
Robert Reed
>Sarenrae >peace
SYCOPHANTS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cooper Cox
Remember to scream PRAISE SARENRAE before you blow yourself up
Rinka could probably fit in any campaign with slight tweaks. She's weird enough to be interesting.
Asher Gray
>comically suicidal suicide bomber I'm trying to figure out how to build a character who can contribute by failing to blow himself up.
Joseph Parker
>monster rape quest
Carter Lewis
>muh monster rape >muh "if you plan to make a character who doesn't want to get raped by monsters you're not getting in"
Kayden Wood
>I'm trying to figure out how to build a character who can contribute by failing to blow himself up.
What are some AoE effects you can use yourself as the epicenter without harming yourself?
Dylan Murphy
So lemme get this straight >A mom Oracle >A slutty Paladin >Memedog's douchebag brother >Edgelord weeb >Literally Sanji >A plague doctor >An arsonist half-dragon thing >A manslut android >Some shirtless unlucky "captain" >A snek nurse that can't even nurse >A tiefling fistbitch >Bane, born from darkness >A trap trap-setter >A literal sonic OC >What the fuck even tentacle succubus thing This is the crew that's going to save the world. What the fuck is life.
Noah Gomez
I'm sure a few of the Ruse Cruise concepts could be polished up and slipped into another game.
Anthony Gomez
with a bloodrager you get resistance against your own boobs
Christopher Jackson
There's a few kineticist form infusions that might be what you're looking for, I can't remember which ones.
Bentley Williams
>A snek nurse that can't even nurse >nurse
She's a doctor! She has her degree!
Jonathan Williams
>some shirtless unlucky captain
Lets be real he's probably just a hobo
Angel Collins
A degree in COCKSUCKING.
Aaron Brooks
Make an avowed with the shape that makes it a burst around yourself (But leaving you unharmed) or a psionic character with Energy Burst.
For some reason you keep ending up just blinking and blackened but unharmed like it's loony toons or something.
Jackson Hughes
I know that Mandroid is going into all of my games from now on.
Jeremiah Adams
The ends justify the means, user!
Kevin Young
>rape game >not accepting characters who dont want unwanted sex Wat
Levi Ward
Shirtless unlucky captain probably could
Parker Moore
The only end you were justified to take was a DICK in your THROAT.
Cooper Morgan
Be a sphere caster and take the talent straight up called epicenter Or the one that lets you exclude squares that's pretty much better than Epicenter in every way because it can also work on allies/is not limited to just you
Justin Lopez
Amalthea needs to hurry up and finish her Apotheosis so we can have a proper fertility goddess already.
It can't be that hard can it? How many kids do you have to have to pull that off?
Isaac Evans
He could be shirtless bros with Memedog's douchebag older brother.
Bentley Thompson
The dude's got all sorts of contradictory expectations for the setting. Like, it's grimdark, but you're not allowed to be a cynic.
Easton Thomas
Like, characters who got ADMITTED to meme games, or just applicants? Because I still hope to play pic related at some point.
Grayson Jones
when will someone make a campaign where all characters are required to be shirtless!?
Aiden Perez
How do I make pic related.
Nolan Cook
Yes, I'm Amuzak. Isn't that the plot of Kill La Kill? You're stronger the less clothing you wear?
Logan Bennett
The theory is that he's Memedog's lost brother, and WotR has Memedog's other lost brother.
Colton Lee
>how many Somewhere between 20 and 100
Carter Jackson
It should be
Justin Thompson
Do not.
Julian Russell
>Amalthea needs to hurry up and finish her Apotheosis so we can have a proper fertility goddess already.
>mfw Seagal chose to play Onryou instead of Amalthea >mfw she could have apothesized alongside Casimir >mfw we were cucked out of a proper fertility goddess, a proper duelist/artisan god and an adorable divine relationship that isn't on again/off again or vaguely homosexual
Adrian Fisher
What a bunch of slander! She's fully capable of doing doctor things. She has over 4000 hours of surgery logged! With the same patient.
Xavier Campbell
Every piece of clothing worn by a character gives them a -1 to dex and str
David Williams
>Memedog's family is in every /pfg/ game
I like this meme.
SEagle was memeing earlier that Amalthea could be Rory's mom. It... I don't want to think about that
Josiah Anderson
I'm playing a Paladin-Tailor of Decency with the goal of clothing The Naked Realm.
John Harris
Well lets put it this way,
Can you play a Kaijitisu outside of Runelords/Jade regent and have it mean something?
Probably not.
Can you play The Vessel of Rebith herself in any game?
Probably so.
She shall rise at some point. Maybe some point after i stop being a mad bastard and play 4 games at once.
Jayden Lewis
thats the BBEG
Owen Sanchez
Do NOT.
Dominic Jones
I believe the quote was
>this is not a game about pussies running for their lives.
Cooper Evans
Look if you're not wearing skimpy clothes you're clearly an enemy of the people.
Logan Hughes
Maybe I'll make an exhibitionist for Hell's Rebels.
Ian Cook
Am I missing something with Amuzak?
Connor Hall
Well you better put her in a game where she can get her goddess going, or shack up with the party DILF! Girl needs to get played in a non-bamboozle!
Howling-Wind will eventually be in a non-bamboozle actually, someday when i'm not in so many games and actually figure out what his classes would be.
Gabriel Robinson
His name is Kazuma Satou backwards.
Blake Turner
Have you considered masturbating before posting on /pfg/ as opposed to during?
Austin Diaz
You'd better roll with the meme that he's Rory's brother
Hunter Sullivan
Interestingly, I actually feel this character can work, just as long as it's more about him being comically intense about the cause and incredibly eager to sacrifice himself gloriously for it, rather than "Lol muslims amirite? A large snackbar!11" A big part of this game is that while I'm fine with it being silly and poking fun at real world culture I don't want it to feel hollow or mean spirited.
Also you've got to consider the longevity of the gag, there's a lot more to go on with a man who's trying to be the cool guy who sacrifices himself so that the others can get away but fails every time than just mild bigotry.
Luis Morgan
Fucking Wow okay that puts the whole character in new light, I only pegged him as a Weeb because >Two Swords
Tyler Long
NO ON
Blake Davis
I will be running a Spheres of Might playtest game once the full playtest is released next week. Since N. Jolly would prefer "mid-range" optimization rather than high-end optimization, I have implemented some measures and restrictions to better enforce such a power level for characters.