Did some more Spellburst Savant homebrew. Broom Jockey is a mobility/flight/speed based spellburst savant with a melee theme.
This is the alpha so feedback is highly appreciated. Among other things, I'm a little iffy if it's got enough melee boost to be functional in combat as most of it's stuff is about mobility and it lost some nova spell getting there. Still, Flyby Attack works nicely with Wave Motion Strike (As it allows a standard action, NOT just an attack)
Sebastian Stewart
fuck off shitseeker retard
Dylan Roberts
/pfg/'s games are either constant murder or constant sex.
And I mean, good for you if you're into that, but i sure ain't.
Asher Edwards
>Not one traditional anti-paladin on daddy/g/ This is your chance user! Will you just let bottom boys and basic bitches get inside!?
Blake Morris
Could it be?
Sir Faggotron the Salted?
Evan Davis
You know, this thread is actually kind of helpful, what with all the links.
You forgot Romance of the Righteous Kingdoms, though!
Anthony Green
I think you've confused murder and sex with retardation and masturbation
Kayden Hughes
That is one superb owl in the Ruse game.
Elijah Davis
Dragon 1 has not had either much?
We've had like all of three fights in what, 6 sessions? And the first was running away mostly, and the third was just roof-nuking an assassin.
And no one's gotten laid yet.
Dominic Diaz
> t. people who have never played a /pfg/ advertised game
Caleb Thomas
SOMEONE REDO THE SUMMARY ON THE RUSE CRUISE TEAM, I NEED IT
Mason Perry
Which one did you want there were two of them.
Ayden Harris
>t. people who run the fucking terrible dogshit games advertised on shitseeker general
Kayden Lopez
The one I am currently playing in hasn't been that. It's actually mostly been investigation, talking to street urchins and gang bosses. I will admit we have stabbed a fair number of people, but I fed a bird guy some food and ended up hiring him as a night guard. it's been pretty good.
Kevin Garcia
I'm going to try for HV so I can be smothered between Lyra's thighs try something new but man it's looking like it'll be a tight squeeze.
Camden Evans
>i called it shitseeker again
Robert Morales
It'll be an even tighter squeeze between those thighs
Jace Carter
I want to get into HV so I can bear Talathel's child
Julian Rivera
I applied mostly for the chance to play a classic evil caster. I ain't feeling rustled--if I make it in, I make it in, if I don't, more time to pursue other things. Maybe start a game of my own.
Gabriel Green
Just between you and me user, word on the street is that she's already got something smothered between her thighs.
Joseph Thompson
... okay, that sounds pretty nice. Just the stuff everyone crows about it weird fetishy stuff that makes me hella uncomfortable.
Ian Cooper
It must be true you're here
Brody Robinson
WHICH EVER, JUST KEEP GOING, THE RUSE CRUISE APPLICANTS, FORM TEAMS, I NEED IT
Robert Butler
kek ok that one was pretty good
Gabriel Powell
>team rory's family
stop
Nathaniel Allen
Reposting for posterity.
>Amalthea Spelled endeavor wrong, she's shit. >Dessa Spelled ensconcing right, she's shit. >Askris Rory's brother, he's shit. >Amuzak Chained Rogue, he's shit. >Tertius Not Zoro, he's shit. >Nicolas Too vanilla, he's shit. >Troth ARSON IS DISRUPTIVE TO A WORKING PARTY. He's shit. >Mandroid Numeria, he's shit >Howling-Wind Rory's secret brother, he's shit >Susan I don't want to touch this one. >V'Anna Punchgirls are overrated, she's shit. >Derk Super edgy, I can tell because half of his body is covered in darkness. He's shit. >Renpo Chained Rogue, again. Xe's shit. >Derek 10/10. He's shit. >Yuria Too long, didn't read. She's shit.
Someone do the new apps.
Charles Stewart
thats the point
Isaiah Robinson
ALL I HAVE NOW ARE MEMES, IT'S ALL I AM
Juan Hughes
godspeed you absolute madman
Isaac Bell
I wish you luck. You got like 9 hours.
I'm hoping for maximum memetext from HV and I don't think the apps are quite there for memery.
Jack Foster
Is this what we are now? Is this how we die? Is the shitposting going to push us to another level? I feel like we're about to hit the tipping point. We're on the edge of the precipice, will we fly or fall? Have we trained hard enough. ARE WE GOING TO DIE HERE
Charles Flores
i like us here better
Isaiah Collins
The lack of memery actually has me worried. If nobody is getting an absolute roasting that means there is nobody to make my application look good in comparison.
Michael Ortiz
I've been falling as long as I can remember...is there a bottom?
Aiden Edwards
just go for it
Aiden Moore
I'd say that a lack of memes is actually a good sign--it means that nobody's going to get hyped up and then salty when they're not picked, nobody's obviously shilling themselves (though a few folks seem to be shit-talking others), and the apps are of good enough quality to not be based on fetishes or hollow hype.
Carter Edwards
We did have memes though with DHB's app.
Jack Perry
there doesn't seem to be too many overly fetishy or over-hyped chars.
Asher Morgan
Yes, that's my point. That's a good thing.
Ryder Anderson
BOTTOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES.
Juan Fisher
Thinking about doing Tactician from DSP, am I walking into a trap? I am looking for a supporty, scholar-esque class
Samuel Cooper
>want to pathfinder >first group i am tipped off to is an official/society thing irl >run by a ruleslawyer so ruleslawyer his name is in the guide to organized play >fuck THAT >invited to a roll20 game >roll up by the books on my own after dm tells other players to help me and they dont >get 90% of it right so fuckyeah >magical realmed into an all female pc game >dropped into the established party's lap 100% naked >my gear in a pile nearby >proceeded to be the most dead air slowest fucking game of anything i've ever done
help.
Kevin Collins
It's fucking bizarre to me how clean all these characters applying to an Argentum Hell's Vengeance game are.
Eli Long
I know exactly what you mean. I'm trying me best to hammer this app out but I can't help but stare at the clock.
Jordan Hughes
leave
Oliver Lopez
oh there's something else that rhymes with clock that you'll be staring at
Josiah Jones
what he said.
Jason Perry
You should have seen the signs when the other players didnt bother helping you
Brody James
Sock?
Are you saying my character should wear some thigh highs? I'm down with that.
Noah Baker
I actually liked the memes so i say we continue the memes.
>Amalthea, The Vessel of Rebirth
>NG >Domains: Charm, Community, Repose, Healing, Good, [Fertility] >Subdomains: Love, Family, Ancestors, Resurrection, Friendship >Holy Symbol: Stork with a Cloth Sack in its beak. >Holy Animal: Phoenix >Favored Weapon: Dagger
Jordan Brown
Non-fetishy, but not "clean". Lyra's looking like a black widow type, Yuria's got that whole "come stick your dick in crazy" thing, Mikhael seems kind of a charmer, Keldor's got a history of raping maids and servants in his expanded backstory, and Arminius looks like he's a fun kind of beefcake.
Jordan Hernandez
oh you better fuckin believe i left but i still want to pathfinder. just not having any sort of luck with this shit. it's discouraging
Gabriel Baker
Just ignore the clock and pump out your character, plus a basic sheet minus all that tiny cheap gear. I'm sure the DM will give you a chance to fill that in later. He probably won't start looking at sheets until after the deadline so you'll probably get away with making edits up until that time.
Tyler Edwards
God damn you fuckers are autistic.
Levi Lopez
Let's roll on the chart of apps, make a god for each, our gods are memes now.
Gavin Wilson
You must be, too, or you wouldn't be posting here.
Tyler Clark
join a /pfg/ game
genuinely they don't suck
Mason Brown
>Keldor Damn, I thought he only had a bunch of bullet points. I should go check him out again.
Kevin Price
>you must be a bad driver if you stop to watch a horrific car wreck
>you must be a comedian if you laugh at comedy
>you must be autistic if you post in amazement at the raw autism in this thread
James Ortiz
Who is the LEAST likely to be engaged in sexual activity? Who are the most likely virgins?
David Wilson
Say, what is this Squad Leader archetype for Tactician supposed to be? I cant really find it
It was mentioned in the proposed tier list revision
Brody Martinez
Yeah, his player here--I felt it was too much of a wall of text, and I couldn't find a way to cut it down without losing a lot, so I just stuck it in a pastebin while leaving the key details in the app.
Nicholas Gonzalez
...
Brandon Harris
/pfg/ I've decided to be a meme within a meme, I'm going to play DHB's UC Fighter
What archetype should I be?
Andrew Davis
i'll check future ones more often then. too burned out to look at any more tonight. dm'd a hell of a (different) game earlier today. cheers friend.
that last line is worded pretty autistimo, my dude. also in the first two scenarios there, let's change them up to what you're doing and match
>you must be a bad driver if you go up to someone in a car wreck and tell them their driving fucking sucks
>you must be a comedian if, as you're laughing at the punchline, you go out of your way to tell them in words that you find them hilarious and good at comedy
Jack Hall
but its true though
Josiah Clark
Don't want to be that faggot, but I noticed Hell's Vengence 6 and it's map isn't in the trove. anybody know where I can find it?
Brandon Jones
Is this even /pfg/ anymore with how you're just discussing private games publically? Surely another thread can be made for that.
Christopher Rogers
Your best best is probably to try (eight)chan's Veeky Forums. Did you check both troves?apparently 8 c h a n is spam filtered?
It's either this is kitsune posting.
Lincoln Walker
Open games that can still be applied to are typically the ones discussed. With some exceptions, most games that close fall off within a thread.
I don't believe that talking about specific games "eats up" other discussion anyways, it just adds to the thread density. They wouldn't get replaced by other discussion, the posts would just vanish.
And anyways, new releases are still the #1 most active topic in /pfg/ when they're around. We've got everything from February and March releases are weeks away. Frankly, except repeating old questions ad nauseum, talking about open games are the most on-topic thing you could do on /pfg/.
Gavin Jackson
Or whining about Avowed being too strong and not SAD enough at the same time...
Easton Phillips
Does anyone really believe Avowed is too strong now after all the nerfs?
Jose Lewis
Okay i would actually legitimately put Amalthea in my games.
Jeremiah James
lol you're autistic as fuck
Nathan Cooper
why
James Smith
She fills roles.
Ethan Flores
even spelled out for you, you don't get how what you're doing and how you attempted to explain it is pretty autistic all around you've got a poor grasp on what the word means. webMD that shit, get diagnosed friend. knowledge is power. i won't think any less of you for your condition.
Jose Turner
>massive autist starts having a tism spasm about the medical definition of autism
a u t i s t i c
a s
f u c k
Joseph Ward
Only liberals and autists argue extremes in my books. Are you either or both?
Colton Sullivan
Gods have at least 3 honorifics.
>The All-Mother >Womb of Heroes
but mine are shite, someone beat mine with their own.
Josiah Clark
Say, how does one make supporting fun?
A bit often I make a more supporty character and end up feeling that I could instead be doing other things that I cant do
Carson Thomas
Try makin an alchemist sometime. Infusion discovery to let your teammates handle their own damn buffing, allowing you to take an active role in combat.
Tyler Hall
It has the rest of the path but not the last interactive map. do I need those?
Liam Powell
How do you feel, as a player, receiving strange dreams?
I've had two players, the two that spoke directly with a powerful outsider and looked at his "pattern" have some strange dreams. Their dreams involves them waking up alone on a great beach with a black sun. Everything is in monochrome. If they stay asleep long enough a completely naked man walks out of the water and into the jungle behind the beach. They've now had the dream 4 times, each time he is carrying a different bundle.
Luke Scott
I wanna fuck that doggo.
Lincoln Carter
Do you actually mean player, or PC? Being told that my character is having strange dreams means you write that shit down, talk to a cleric or shaman or other magical consultant, and keep a sharp eye out for clues.
Having actual dreams as a player means you should probably seek professional help, maybe distance yourself from the game if they continue.
Kayden White
i'd tell them to stop doing fucking keif before bed gotdam son. in character of course
William Foster
I mean how do you as a player feel when your character receives strange dreams.
Adam Foster
/pfg/, what's the deal with slavery and Jessica Price?
Blake Rogers
Like I'm either being given foreshadowing or a direct warning.
Ryan Wright
Please elaborate--I haven't heard about any recent debacle related to Paizo devs.
Justin Bailey
>tfw your DM makes the dragon fuck off instead of killing the entire party with ease because one PC has to get married soon
Eli Turner
Whoop, all finished with my Hell's Vengeance app. Pretty happy with how the writing came out, I tried to go for evocative and short.
>The DM has the dragon fuck off because he knows the PC has to get married soon, so after the marriage The dragon can kidnap the PC's Spouse.
come on man, step up your game.
Christian Mitchell
I dont think I like this NTR....
John Clark
Seems alright, though I feel a bit perturbed seeing just how combat-heavy the new apps are.
On the one hand, I respect these players for sticking tot heir guns and doing what they like. On the other, it seems ill-advised that so many are focusing on just "I'm scary and I kill things".
Xavier Harris
>The DM has the dragon fuck off because he knows the PC has to get married soon, Because the Dragon IS the PCs spouse in disguise and they don't want to be late for it either.
Step up YOUR game, user!
Michael Reed
Eh, it seemed fitting and I wanted to look through the Spheres of Might stuff. If I was going for a meta build I'd probably have gone for some kind of caster but I'd rather app something I actually want to play.